There is still room in all categories for the Golden Bubotubers! Make sure you include the Sue-Name so I can find it in the Suechives. A few of you forgot!


TITLE: Last Call
PERPETRATOR: Memento_Mori
SUE-O-METER: (bad)

FULL NAME: Cordelia
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: red, "like Lily's"
EYES: "deep violet"
MARKINGS: none described
POSSESSIONS: a note from Snape

ORIGIN: The song "Last Call" by Lee Ann Womack.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: She is Snape's booty call. Loves Snape, but he likes to think she's actually Lily Evans.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Is delusional.

NOTES: Why, in fan fic, are all men described smelling like sandalwood? I don't get it. There are other smells ladies!

( Violet eyes and red hair. )

Thanks to cloudytm for today's first Sue!

TITLE: The Diggory Girl and the Goblet of Fire
PERPETRATOR: Anna_Valerious
BANNER: This one moves!
SUE-O-METER: (bad)

FULL NAME: Roxanne Diggory
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: "coffee brown mid-back length in a tight braid"
EYES: "green violet"
MARKINGS: Beauty.
POSSESSIONS: Everyone's heart on a string.

ORIGIN: The Diggory's had twins. She has been going to Hogwarts all along. We just get to hear about her during Goblet of Fire.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Cedric's twin. She is the Hogwarts Tri-wizard Champion. She is a beater on the Hufflepuff Quidditch team. Harry is mesmerized by her beauty.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Is "perfect". She has a "brilliant smile that seemingly was like pearls".

NOTES: When your first chapter is called "The Perfection named Roxanne" that should send up big warning signs that you have written a Mary-Sue.

( Your dad was talking to Cedric, not you. )

Thanks to maximuski for sending in today's first Sue!

TITLE: Ew It's Sirius Black!
PERPETRATOR: Aurore Day
SUE-O-METER: (awful)

FULL NAME: Aria Colette
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: blond/golden. It's "curly and falls to about my waist".
EYES: "can’t decide if they are blue or purple". Change colour depending on magic use and if she is lying. Why any one would want this, I don't know.
MARKINGS: 5'1", "rosy pale" skin with "golden freckles across my nose". Trust a Sue to make freckles sound glam. "pretty thin and very curvy" "voluptuous". In Sue-speak this means she has very large boobs and small everything else. She has a "birth mark. But it looks like a scar. It’s ice white and about an inch thick. It starts at the nape of my neck and wraps around to my collarbone."
POSSESSIONS: a collection of friends with super-heroesque names.

ORIGIN: The "only child of Christiana Malfoy and Arc Colette". Is a pure-blood. Has been going to Hogwarts all along with the Marauders.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Is not close with cousin Lucius, but is friends with Narcissa despite being in different houses. The Sue is in Gryffindor. Is friends with Lily Evans. Hates Sirius Black, but they are going to end up In Love Forever in the end.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Is generally "amazing": "super" popular, "wicked" at "snogging", "sneaky", good at transfiguration.

NOTES: Sometimes reading the amazing and unique talents of a Sue strike me speechless. While nothing here is extra-special, there is a whole tone to it that makes Aria even more Sueish.

( I do like stories that start out with a plot, thank you very much! )

Sue #2!

TITLE: A Different Kind of Fame
PERPETRATOR: Luckygurl102
SUE-O-METER: (toxic)

FULL NAME: Nina Jones
SPECIES: Pureblood Witch
HAIR: "long auburn hair which cascaded down to her hips was down in waves"
EYES: "dark violet eyes which had a mixture of emerald green"
MARKINGS: "she had a natural complexion which needed no make up to make her look beautiful"
POSSESSIONS: a concert outfit: "a curve hugging halter top that was a violet color that had a buckle and a slit right under her bra line and opened a little making the shirt slow down a little past her hips", "a pair of low riding hip huggers that were black", "sparkling satin slippers, and for accessories she was wearing a silver heart charm necklace with delicate hoop earrings". A limo, a band.

ORIGIN: At the age of 16, she is a famous American singer and actress. She moves to the UK to "be alone", but she hates leaving? She moves from Beverly Hills to 5 Privet Drive.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Is going to be Harry's next-door-neighbor. They will bond over the plights of fame.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Singing Pink!, Kaci Brown, Kelly Clarkson, Roxette, and Mariah Carey songs. loves "to stick out".

NOTES: Here's a clue. If you don't want to be famous, find another job/hobby.

( But you are famous for something: singing. You're not famous for being famous you dolt. )

If I find out which one of you alerted this Suethor to the journal, I will ban you. No joke. I have told you all time and time again not to run off to the stories to let the Suethors know. I'm tired of dealing with the fallout, and I'm tired of seeing your flames. Maybe banning will make you realize that I'm serious.


TITLE: The Crown Jewel of Slytherin
PERPETRATOR: Queen_of_Two_Worlds
SUE-O-METER: (awful)

FULL NAME: Kiame "Kia" Lestrange
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: black with white bangs.
EYES: emerald green "shot" with silver
MARKINGS: not described
POSSESSIONS: a "black-covered three-foot-high" bed, "four-inch wedge heels",

ORIGIN: 900 years ago a prophesy was made saying that she would be the true heir to Slytherin. Set in the Marauder's Era.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Is Bellatrix's sister. I assume she's Narcissa and Andromeda's sister, too. Gryffindor friends, such as Lily and the Marauders. She is Remus' girlfriend. She is friends with Snape as well, and he is her male "Silver Snake" counterpart in the "Secret Circle of Hogwarts".
SPECIAL ABILITIES: She is "one of the most powerful witches to ever live was telepathy". Told to us by the third paragraph. She is a "a wine connoseiur".

NOTES: Castles a thousand years ago were very basic and the Tudors would never base their castles on them. Try researching next time, thanks.


( Castille? That's not English. )

TITLE: Alaina Snape
PERPETRATOR: LizStorm
SUE-O-METER: (bad)

FULL NAME: Alaina Elizabeth Snape
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: "dark"
EYES: change on a whim
MARKINGS: none described
POSSESSIONS: A supreme ego.

ORIGIN: Snape's daughter that he can't raise.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Goes to Durmstrang, but I'm sure it's going to change, and she will go to Hogwarts.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: "proficient in martial arts, spells, hexes, curses, everything you can think of Muggle and Magical".

NOTES: The Suethor puts the character up for use, as long as it's credited. Why anyone would want to use this character, and why she is unique is beyond me. pottersues has been around for 6 years now, and will feature many more "Snape's Daughters Whose Name Starts With A" sues.


( There's a good reason why Snape hasn't raised you. Have you listened to yourself? Who would want to be around that? )

TITLE: The Forgotten Marauder
PERPETRATOR: ice.cold.vampire
SUE-O-METER: (awful)

FULL NAME: Selena Black
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: black and "silky"
EYES: "silver and had a glint in them"
MARKINGS: Looks exactly like Bellatrix. She has a "chime-like voice". "I was skinny where I wasn’t too skinny but I wasn’t big either, and I had a light skin tone."
POSSESSIONS: a prank book.

ORIGIN: Good ol' Walburga popped out an heir and a useless daughter at the same time.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Sirius' twin sister. Everyone who sees her in her true form thinks she is going to be Bellatrix V. 2.0. So she decides to change how she looks all of the time to mess with people. She is sorted into Gryffindor.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: She is a "metamorphagous", which is the special Sue breed of metamorphagus.

NOTES: Why do girls think it would be "awesome" to be the only girl hanging out with the Marauders? They are silly boys, and it would be grating on the nerves.


( I get it you're special. )

TITLE: Kana, the new girl
PERPETRATOR: MikiNobies
SUE-O-METER: (toxic)

FULL NAME: Airiana Kimieny Saturna-Kana Hoshiana. Her nicknames are: "Miki Nobies, Kana, and Kimi". Hmm, that looks familiar.
SPECIES: "more than a witch"
HAIR: Silver, it's "knee long".
EYES: "left; black right; silver"
MARKINGS: 5'8", and "104.8" as her weight. For my amusement I'm going to assume it's kg. There is mentions of her cleavage and her "matured" body. She has "bright white teeth". Snape points out that "she had the hourglass figure most women only wished for". I don't know what's more wrong, that Snape elaborated that or that she's wearing skinny leg jeans with an hourglass figure.
POSSESSIONS: "a black spaghetti strapped knee-length dress. With silver ballet flats with ribbons crossing all the was to mid calf. A black ribbon was her headband [...] a silver ribbon chocker and bracelet", "low skinny gray jeans, a long spaghetti strapped blue shirt that went above her knees. Gray flats and he black ribbon headband completed look". An iPod.

ORIGIN: "a magic school in Virginia, USA". We are told she is "half Japanese, half Hispanic". Dumbledore wants her to go to Hogwarts because he loves a good joke.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Snape thinks she is one of the most "beautifulest" things he has ever seen. She sits with Gryffindor, despite not being sorted yet. She "wouldn't leave" Snape's thoughts. They might be paired together, or she might be paired with someone else. The Suethor hasn't decided yet.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Everyone at her old school loves her. Her laugh sounds like wind chimes, which is apparently a good thing. Some sort of special abilities that we don't know about yet.

NOTES: I love it when these stories appear on the pit. They are my favourite. I feel like I am reading vintage Sue.

( 1. Why would a reader be offended with the mention of a religion? 2. Shouldn't you be more concerned about offending the followers of the religion you are half-ass including? )

TITLE: Harry's Melody
PERPETRATOR: WhimsicalBreeze3897
SUE-O-METER: (bad)

FULL NAME: Melody Black aka Melody Weasley
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: colour changing with her moods
EYES: not described
MARKINGS: none mentioned
POSSESSIONS: a letter

ORIGIN: "Samantha Lupin walked into her bedroom to find her husband, Sirius Black, and told him, “Hey, Hun? Ummmm I’m kind of….. sort of…. A little… pregnant. Isn’t that well, um, oh just scream already.”

The tears had started to fall down her cheeks, and Sirius said, “OH MY GOD!!! That’s, that’s amazing!” He then picks her up and spins her around." HA HA HA HA HA! Yeah right.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: The Weasleys raise her after Sirius is arrested. She is going to be paired with Harry.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Elemental: "can shape, move, expand, boil, and freeze water". Also: "Her singing has the special power to calm immortals. Such as vampires, werewolves, merpeople".

NOTES: The chapters are very short and abrupt. The Suethor wants to get to the "good stuff".

( I love the fact that Arthur disregards the part about Samantha being dead. )

My minions! Rejoice! raingirl3179 sent me a link to a new sporking community. What does it spork? Twilight! :D Check out sparkle_sporks, and give it some love and attention!

TITLE: Ill Love You Forever
PERPETRATOR: D.Ctwisty331
SUE-O-METER: (bad)

FULL NAME: Skye
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: "long thick brown hair that went down to the middle of her back"
EYES: "large sparkly eyes that changed color to match her mood"
MARKINGS: "thin but not too thin, and pail as hell"
POSSESSIONS: a heart of gold.

ORIGIN: A six-year-old servant girl who works and lives at the Malfoy Manor between first and second year.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Narcissa abuses her, she helps Draco recover from the abuse that he suffers.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Is highly mature for a six year old.

NOTES: Just as bad as rape-as-a-plot point is -abuse-as-a-plot point. Argh.

( Just like a miniseries. )

Thanks to angakkuq_01 for sending in today's Sue!


TITLE: A Very Alternate Yule Ball
PERPETRATOR: pstibbons
SUE-O-METER: (awful)

FULL NAME: Hermione Jane Granger aka Dark Lady Jane
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: wild
EYES: they turn white and glazed, and then white and black.
MARKINGS: none described
POSSESSIONS: "a comfortable loose-fitting periwinkle blue tracksuit", black tracksuits, army camouflage

ORIGIN: This is an excerpt from Krum's autobiography.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: She catches Cedric and Krum having sex in the library. Then Krum asks her to be his date to the Yule Ball since he has to appear to be straight. Ron insults her, she duels him and it was at this moment where she begins to become a dark witch. In all honesty her treatment of Ron is certainly unwarranted. Is killed by "Harry Quisling Potter". I assume that is suppose to be Harry's middle name.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: The greatest dark witch of the 21st century.

NOTES: Wow. I wish this was a parody, but it's not. Krum gets an honourable OOC mention as well. He should be nominated next Bubotubers!

( Mmmm, I love the smell of Ron-hate in the morning. )

TITLE: Malfoy Gone Wrong Edited and re-posted: Here.
PERPETRATOR: GhostGirlMD
SUE-O-METER: (awful)

FULL NAME: Olivia Malfoy
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: "shoulder length, thick strawberry blonde hair with bangs that hung perfectly above her eyes"
EYES: Colour changing
MARKINGS: 5'1", 120, "a large chest, a slim waist, and wide hips".
POSSESSIONS: Her own Hogwarts House!

ORIGIN: Lucius and Narcissa had thing thing. We didn't know about her in canon, cause really, they were just ashamed.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: She is Malfoy's daughter. She gets her own House at Hogwarts. She is best friends with George and Fred, and likes pranking. She will be paired with Charlie.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Is unsortable.

NOTES: I thought that Charlie was left single either because he was a) gay or b) liked working with dragons more than being in want of a wife. This sort of ruins that.

( The hat should have just put her in Hufflepuff. Logic says that where they should be sorted into. )

TITLE: The Legend of the Lost Cloccanos
PERPETRATOR: rearviewxmirrors
SUE-O-METER: (toxic)

FULL NAME: Anastasia Stevens
SPECIES: Cloccanos
HAIR: "long red hair flowing in soft curls to just above her bottom"
EYES: violet
MARKINGS: "barely tanned chest"
POSSESSIONS: a "racy" black thong and a lace bra.

ORIGIN: She is a Cloccanos, which is a made-up creature that we never learn anything about because she and Lupin are too busy fucking.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Hermione hates her because she has the "hotts" for Lupin and Anastasia can captivate his attention. Anastasia has the "hotts" for Lupin as well. She is the only one who can make Lupin aggravated and smile. She used to go to school with Lupin, and even dated Dumbledore way back in the day. Lupin gives her a "detention", but they just have sex after class, all afternoon, despite the fact that Lupin is supposed to be teaching.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: She is immortal and can "choose" her age and appearance. She can perform wandless magic. She has the power to heal people magically. She and Lupin have a "mind channel" that the communicate through.

NOTES: "Also, Remus is in his mid 20s and is really hott. I am fully aware that it is completely impossible because Harry and the whole gang are 17. But again, I love my own world!"

No, it's fan fiction, please abide to some of the canon.

( Why tell us about these powers if you aren't ever going to use them? )

TITLE: A Heart Covered in Vines
PERPETRATOR: Half-blood Princess2.0
SUE-O-METER: (bad)

FULL NAME: Christen Angelia Menci
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: "Long straight black hair that reaches to her midback"
EYES: Her eyes change colour with her mood. There is a huge list in the first chapter/info-dump.
MARKINGS: 5'8", 138 lbs, "Body Type: 34(bust), 23(waist), 35(hips)", very tan skin, O blood type. "She has green vine shaped birthmarks on her wrists, shoulders, ankles, theighs, and neck. She also has one in the shape of two black wings on her back (more on that later in the story)."
POSSESSIONS: Three sue-/stu friends.

ORIGIN: A half-blood that has been going to Hogwarts all along. After a series of family tragedies she was in a "mad house" for two years and is now returning to Hogwarts for sixth year at the age of 17.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Is in Slytherin and is bullied a lot. She is going to be paired with Snape has the summary say he is going to meet "the closest thing there is to an angel". Oh please.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: "Emotional Difficulties" but is happy and sweet. She is "overdramatic", noisy and curious.

NOTES: It's old, so I don't think it will be continued. I would have enjoyed to see how this Snape romance was going to happen. I'm sure there would be much laughter.

( What is this? Your report card? )

TITLE: Only Time Can Tell
PERPETRATOR: Lady Eriathwen
SUE-O-METER: (toxic)

FULL NAME: Ginevra "Phoenix" "Ginbug" Weasley aka Aredhel Anwarünya
SPECIES: Elf
HAIR: "luscious fiery mahogany seemingly having a life of its own crowning atop her head cascading down to her waist". Someone please make a picture of this.
EYES: "emerald green to fiery purple tinged with what look like red and purple and hazelnut shade blended beautifully". Sounds like Skittle-vomit.
MARKINGS: 5'7", her freckles sparkle and she's tanned. She has an "ethereal glow".
POSSESSIONS: "black muggle clothes" which include a "sultry top", and "knee high leather boots". She has a "silver cloak" and "silky black bed sheets and a warm, thick comforter designed with lines of every shade of red possible".

ORIGIN: Was "lost" for a year, and presumed dead with the rest of her family. She is the daughter of Galadriel and Celeborn. Actually she was living in the Golden Woods of Lothlorien with mom and dad and Draco.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Shows up at Hogwarts and ignores everyone. She shares a dorm with Draco at Hogwarts. She has a brotherly connection to "Ice" aka Draco Malfoy. This character bears little to no resemblance to the real Draco Malfoy. Legolas is destined to be with Ginny. They are soul mates.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: A gaze that can make Harry turn into the purplest of thinkers: "He gasped at how intense and different her gaze was, full of wisdom and maturity that was not present before". Wow. Wandless magic that Galadriel and Gandalf taught her. She can communicate with Draco telepathically.

NOTES: So on top of everything that I posted above, this came out of no where at the end of chapter 5: "Galadriel closed her eyes a smile grazed her lips.

“Yallume (At last),” she said. “Their fates are sealed. Their worlds are slowly intertwining. They will meet soon.”

“Who’s are, melamin?” Celeborn asked, watching his wife curiously. She opened her eyes and her smile grew bigger upon seeing her husband walk towards her from where she stood near her mirror.

“That of the young Prince Legolas Greenleaf… and of our daughter, Aredhel Anwarünya.”"

What?! Oh, if you could have seen my face...

( Stop frickin' shouting! )

TITLE: Forbidden Love
PERPETRATOR: DarkElvishAngel
SUE-O-METER: (awful)

FULL NAME: Rain Star Twilight aka Rain Star Potter
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: "midnight raven with silver highlights"
EYES: "stunning-silver eyes" with a bit of black. After the big reveal of her true parentage they turn a green slightly darker than Harry's.
MARKINGS: tanned, "not thin but I’m not heavy, I’m just perfect for a girl who plays quidditch". She's 5'8"
POSSESSIONS: a BFF named Sarah Rosewood, a Disturbed CD, the Two Towers, New Found Glory pjs.

ORIGIN: America. They attended Salem Witches Institute for six years and are now going to Hogwarts.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Runs into Draco in the Leaky Cauldron. She acts hostile to him and he calls her beautiful. A match made in heaven everyone! She meets up with Draco later, and Lucius freaks otu and hits Draco and Rain. Then Draco challenges his father. We learn that she is Harry's cousin, as her mother is James' sister. In actual fact she is Harry's sister, not cousin.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Plays Quidditch and is in a band, Dark Phoenix. She writes the song and music for the band. Is a "punk" and "has an attitude problem".

NOTES: Maybe it's a troll, maybe it's not. I'm on the fence with this one, so I'm just leaving it as "non-troll".

( Does Hot Topic make band pjs? )

Keep voting!!!

TITLE: Fire and Ice
PERPETRATOR: AshimoraMatsuki
SUE-O-METER: (toxic)

FULL NAME: Minerva "Min" Potter
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: "long and beautiful black hair"
EYES: can turn red
MARKINGS: Her nude form "glows".
POSSESSIONS: an invisibility cloak, a thong, pj pants and a "black spaghetti strap". So no shirt, just the strap. She has "a pair of low riders with a black tube top along with her green and silver arm warmers, her spiked collar and bracelets, her black hat, and her skater shoes", a locket with a picture of her brother and Draco in it, and a broomstick called "Dragon's Breath". A necklace with "three silvery blonde hairs inside of a crystal". It holds "Draco's life. If it is destroyed he will certainly die". And she gets a similar necklace with three of her hairs, holding her "life".

ORIGIN: A girl version of Harry. Harry exists, but she is the awesome Quidditch player, and is a good way to avoid slash.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Oliver Wood tries to make out with her, despite being just friends. She and Draco share a dream in the Hospital Wing and realize that they love each other. Then Harry, her brother, gives her a massage while she relaxes in the tub, where he feels her up, but she doesn't care 'cause the massage "feels good". Then she and Draco confess their love to one another. Trelawney mentions that she saw a vision and that the happy couple will be together forever. Then the school finds out that they are a couple, and almost everyone hates them. Snape caught the couple and spread the rumor and beat up Draco for being with Minerva. Then he slashes her cheek with a knife (!!!). Then she goes into a coma for 5 years, and wakes up in St. Mungos with no permanent damage. When she visits Ron and Lavender, they tell her that they thought she was dead (!!!). She has a chat with Headmaster Lupin, and learns that Draco is now the new Dark Lord, Cardo Falmoy. *claps slowly* Apparently Voldemort had tried to "bring her into darkness" but failed some time in the past. Lupin give her the magic necklaces to save Draco. Draco can touch the one that represents her "until all the evil is gone". Then she flew Norbert to the Riddle House. Then she sort of ripped of Beauty and the Beast, and Draco ends up good again. Then they were married and conceived twins. Awwwww!
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Is on the Quidditch team for the "Gryffendors". It is casually mentioned that she can "change her identity" at will. She is so beautiful that the new Death Eaters, called "Scares", can not terrorize "innocents".

NOTES: "Author's note: If you want background info on Minerva Potter review this story and ask the author to post her background." Or, you know, you could put it in the story!

( We learn in chapter two that there is a spell on the professors in this scene. )

TITLE: i'm harry potter's long lost sister and the slytherin princess?what is wrong there?
PERPETRATOR: funnybook
SUE-O-METER: (toxic)

FULL NAME: kristin potter
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: "long black hair to right above her butt"
EYES: "eyes change color with her mood, usually purpule"
MARKINGS: "curvy", wears eyeliner,
POSSESSIONS: "black cupres and black shirt that said 'come near at you'r own risk' in red letters", "black convers", " black girl boxers and blood red spagetii strap top", "black minni skirt and black spagetii strap top that showed a little of my stomach.i wasnt the slutty type but it looked really cute.".

ORIGIN: An orphan who is "known dead". I think that means that she is believed to be dead. Lives at an orphanage for twelve years. Do orphanages still exist in England? She starts Hogwarts the same time Harry does, "at age 12".
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: She is Harry's sister. "professer dumbldore" writes her the worst welcome letter ever, and doesn't tell her where "diagon iliey" is, or how to get to Hogwarts/the Hogwarts Express, and what day school starts. Kristin, the idiot, does not notice any of this. But that's ok! The matron of the orphanage knows where she is supposed to go. How handy! Miss Amanda Garcia takes her to " a bar like place" where "bob" the bartender asks Amanda if she is taking Kristin to "diagon allie". Then everyone in the bar hears Kristin's last name, and everyone stops to stare at her. Obviously this will not end well. I'm sure she is going to go to Hogwarts to meet her twin, be sorted into Slytherin, and fall in love with Draco. How do I know? Because Draco's name was the only one spelled right, and Ron is called a blood traior, and Hermione is a mudblood, in the "statise" section of the "information page".
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Is a "punk/emo person", "always seems to be sad when it rains".

NOTES: I find it hilarious that the Suethor can not be bothered to look up character's names. We have a "ronald wesly aka ron(i dont really know gow to spell his last name)", "herminey granger", and my faves a "crab dinstery(dont know his real last name)" and a "goiel(i dont know how to spell his name,sorry)standfered".

( We already knew you lived in an orphanage because you already told us! )

Sorry about the backlog! I had been sidelined with wicked headaches all weekend.

TITLE: Two Minds
PERPETRATOR: Queen Mika
SUE-O-METER: (bad)

FULL NAME: Aloria "Lori" Krym
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: "long, dark"
EYES: "large, violet"
MARKINGS: She has thick eyelashes. She is "lovely". She is short, and is teased a lot about it. According to Draco she has "no chest and no ass". See? She has faults!
POSSESSIONS: A sue/stu-friends named "Keah Warhald" and "Lynk Pawson". Clothes: "sweat pants and over sized t-shirt, "a baggy gray sweatshirt and jeans",

ORIGIN: She was home-schooled since she was 11 because her dad was against Hogwarts. Funny, Lucius let Draco go. She is 14 and is about to start fifth year. Draco wants to get "into her pants", and "stumbles" upon the "tragic story of two sisters". She has some sort of important destiny.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: She is sorted quite easily into Slytherin. She and Draco verbally spar when they first meet, and will continue to do this until they realize they love each other.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: She is "two faced", meaning she has a face that she shows the world, and this dark side. It does not mean that she talks about people behind her back, apparently. She can perform wandless magic.

NOTES: The Suethor routinely calls McGonagall "McConagall". I do not see how that can be a typo, again and again.

( Dumbledore's twinkle eyes attack!!! )

TITLE: Flying Higher
PERPETRATOR: complaywithme
SUE-O-METER: (bad)

FULL NAME: Seth Michael Owens
SPECIES: Wizard
HAIR: "light golden brown" assume.
EYES: pale yellow, they caused a man to have a seizure once.
MARKINGS: Wings, they are "light golden brown". There is the best explanation for them ever: "I was pretty apt at Transfiguration, and was able to master my Animagus form at 16. I accidentally transformed when you were in the womb, around a month old, and my magic turned your fetus into an egg. Unfortunately when I turned back, I didn’t realize what happened to you and only understood when you were born with stubby chicken wings and yellow eyes. Sorry."
POSSESSIONS: ripped trousers: "fun black cargo ones that had pockets out the wazoo". An owl named Sileo: "It had a creamy heart shaped face, with a speckled belly and brown wings with flecks of gray and an off-white here and there", a wand: "Mahogany, phoenix feather, 12 inches",

ORIGIN: A neglectful home.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Sits with Harry and Ron on the train in first year. Calls Draco an "ass wipe", and tells Hermione to stop telling him what to do because "I am not your slave". He is sorted into Gryffindor, and calls the Sorting Hat stupid. In potions he tells Snape that it would be more beneficial to find out the knowledge of the whole class instead of just picking on Potter. Snape does not hex him.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Is a whiny, bratty 11-year-old. He can fly.

NOTES: Again, why would you want to write a character that is so unappealing it makes it difficult to read? Right now I don't care about this little shit.

( Just because you don't get out much does not give you the excuse to be a total ass. )