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Our Fifth Badfic: this one I found while seeking Ginny-Sues. It's a story in which Ginny discovers that, due to her contact with Tom Riddle, she has become a parselmouth. That might make a great fic, provided it was written by somebody who could, for example, actually spell 'parselmouth'.

I've been saving this one, and I think it's time to pull it out:

TITLE: Lonely Reign
PERPETRATOR: CinnamonGrrl

SUE-O-METER: (good)

FULL NAME: Hannah Abbott, Susan Bones, and Laura Madley
SPECIES: Human/Witches
HAIR: 'Hannah was your classic blonde shepherdess type' with 'long, bouncing, shampoo-commercial curls', 'Susan, on the other hand, was a lanky dark beauty, all raven hair', and Laura's 'hair was a sort of bronze shade, neither red nor brown'
EYES: Hannah's aren't described, Susan's are 'chocolate', and Laura's are 'an indeterminate hazel-green'
MARKINGS: none mentioned
POSESSIONS: a lot of makeup and back issues of Teen Witch.

ORIGIN: Random Hufflepuffs who giggle a lot.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Draco likes them, but considers them beneath him because they're in Hufflepuff.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Laura accidentally changes all the Slytherin 6th-years into flatulent dodos. Really.

NOTES: I love this fic. It's cute and it's silly, the author cares enough to spellcheck and uses a new paragraph for each speaker. Draco's characterization is a little off, but not enough to be annoying, and bits of it have a serious case of the WTF's, but overall, I'm glad I found it. Enjoy!

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