Emily H! I deleted my junk mail right when I saw you e-mail sitting there. Please send it to me again, I'm sorry!

TITLE: The Guardian
PERPETRATOR: dat panda bandit
SUE-O-METER: (bad)

FULL NAME: Grey Darcy
SPECIES: Guardian
HAIR: "messy, long, wavy hair and blunt bangs that was so black her hair looked purple"
EYES: "pale green eyes"
MARKINGS: 5'2", "curvy and had delicate facial features". Her skin is a "golden tan". Yet she looks tired and bruised as well. She has "lush pink lips" that are chapped. She has "a scar on her shoulder, near her heart" and a "sparrow tattoo" next to it.
POSSESSIONS:

ORIGIN: There is a guardian, made by the Greek gods, every generation to snuff out whatever evil force there is. She is the guardian to help defeat Voldemort depsite being in the United States, and she is looking for her soul mate, as well.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Despite being a child, she gets to call Dumbledore "Albus". Speaks condescendingly to the Order. She will be paired with Sirius Black.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: She is beautiful and snotty. She has some sort of special ability that is necessary to defeat Voldemort.

NOTES: I would like to read a Sirius Black/OC story where the OC does not hate him right away, and they do not constantly argue. It's getting rather old and cliched.

( What are you bitchy? It's not like you are around for any other purpose. )

I have been listening to country music all day in the effort to get Car Wash out of my head, and it's not working! I'm starting to suspect that Shark Tale was more than just a movie that happened to suck. I'm beginning to think it might be actively the work of Satan.

TITLE: The Guardian
PERPETRATOR: MMNJ (my guess would be Mucho Mary-sue Not Joking)

SUE-O-METER: (toxic)

FULL NAME: Athena Vindico
SPECIES: human/witch
HAIR: 'beautiful wavy, light reddish-brown hair'
EYES: not described, surprisingly.
MARKINGS: Looks ten years younger than she really is. She must've been a funny-looking eleven-year-old.
POSESSIONS: Excalibur. No, really. Plus other nifty weaponry.

ORIGIN: She's descended from King Arthur, and is part of a family of Guardians who are 'like the Vampire Slayer' but even more special. She lives way up in the mountains with the yetis and leads the aurors.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Harry's Godmother, Lily Potter's best friend, was engaged to Sirius Black.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: has seizures in which she gets 'visions'. Super-strong senses. Incredibly powerful magic. Practically immortal. Can change into any animal. THE LIST JUST GOES ON!

NOTES: Dude, WOW. I mean, WOW. We've been on a roll lately in the Truly Toxic department, and they just keep getting worse.

There's a 'prelude' for this one that explains just how Very Special Athena is, so that the readers won't be confused when we read the story. Wouldn't want to go into this thinking it'll have anything to do with Harry Potter, now would we? Then, of course, the first chapter just explains everything over again. I call this 'Opening Crawl Syndrome'. Only Star Wars movies seem to be able to have an opening exposition crawl thing and then not go on and spend the first few scenes telling us the same stuff. It's extremely annoying.

SAMPLE: ( Mary-Sue Angsts With The Yetis )