Potter Sue of the Day
06 July 2009 @ 05:19 pm
And here they are!  The worst of the worst!  You guys did an awesome job voting!  The highest totals I've seen in a long time!

Worst Title:
Draco Malfoy. I can't live with out you. (ladies) duh!(gothic version haha)
Status: Still Up

Silliest Name:
Ginevra "Phoenix" "Ginbug" Weasley aka Aredhel Anwarünya
Status: Still Up

Most Implausible Premise:
A Very Alternate Yule Ball
Status: Still Up

Most Ridiculous Powers:
Honey Maverick aka Honey Snape
Status: Gone

Purplest Prose:
Only Time Can Tell
Status: Still Up

Worst Prose:
You + Draco = The Perfect Love Story pt.1 the beginnin
Status: Still Up

Most Unintentionally Hilarious
Harry Potter got hots 4 u
Status: Still Up

Most OOC Canon Character - Female:
Hermione Granger from A Very Alternate Yule Ball
Status: Still Up

Most OOC Canon Character - Male:
Severus Snape from Neville Gets An O
Status: Still Up

Most Annoying Character:

Epiphany "Pip" Gabriele Nisus Kae
Status: Gone

Worst Fanfic:
A Very Alternate Yule Ball
Status: Still Up

Worst AU/Crossover:
I'm Nick Jonas's Twin Sister and I'm A Witch
Status: Still Up

The OMGWTFWTPT?!1? Award:
A Very Alternate Yule Ball
Status: Still Up

Most
Quotable Line:

"I can not take care of Melody because I have been hit by a car. I wasn't looking while driving this part was added magically to the letter before I died in the hospital. I am so sorry for not paying attention to the road." from Harry's Melody
Status: Still Up

Silliest Username:
xXPurpl3.BaB0onzzzXx

Stupidest Possession:
Pete Wentz's unqualified love advice


Thank you to everyone who submitted nominations and voted!  A super-fun announcement is coming shortly!  :D
 
 
 
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Potter Sue of the Day
27 June 2009 @ 04:25 pm
Poll time!!!

Only one category is full. If you don't see something you would have wanted to vote for, keep that in mind next time when nominations are being sent in. Don't assume someone else is going to nominate it!


x WORST TITLE x

x SILLIEST NAME x

x MOST IMPLAUSIBLE PREMISE x

x MOST RIDICULOUS POWERS x

x MOST UNINTENTIONALLY HILARIOUS x

x PURPLEST PROSE x

x WORST PROSE x

x MOST OOC CANON CHARACTER - FEMALE x

x MOST OOC CANON CHARACTER - MALE x

x MOST ANNOYING CHARACTER x

x WORST FANFIC x

x WORST AU/CROSSOVER x

x THE OMGLWTFWTPT?!1? AWARD x

x MOST QUOTEABLE LINE x

xSILLIEST USERNAME x

xSTUPIDEST POSSESSION x


The Polls will be open for seven days. After the seven days, I will post the results! I will be making a fun announcement at that time!
 
 
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Potter Sue of the Day

GOLDEN BUBOTUBER AWARDS FOR POTTERSUE FIC!



The old minions know how this works by now... but for the new ones: the Golden Bubotubers are the once-per-hundred awards for the worst fics we've seen in the last 100 days. These Awards cover Sues #2101 to 2200 only. If you would like to make nominations, they will be open for one week: please send your choices in to pottersues@gmail.com or pottersues@hotmail.com. You don't have to nominate for every category, just as many as you can think of contenders for. Only the first ten nominations for each category will make it into the final vote. Nominations must be done by email - any made in the comments for this entry will be ignored.

If you have a favorite, be sure to send it in! Your nomination may make the difference between a Sue being eligible in the poll or not.

When you nominate, please include four pieces of information:

1) The category(ies) you are nominating for.
2) The name(s) of the Sue(s). Since this is how Sues are recorded in the Suechives, this is very important.
3) The title(s) of the fic(s). This is very important for Canon-Sues, I need to know which Hermione-Sue it is.
and
4) What about the story(ies) deserves the award, if this has not already been stated (EG: if you're nominating Hermione-Sue for 'most OOC canon character', that's covered in #2. If you're nominating some other Mary-Sue who happened to get Professor McGonagall way OOC, then a note should be made).

The last 100 Sues, if you need to browse them, are archived here Suechives - 2101-2200.   Note:  This round of GBs is LATE.  This means you can not nominate Sues/Stus from a few days ago.  Make sure they are in the appropriate Suechive.   I'm looking at all of you ready to nominate Merman!Snape.  Save it for the next round.

The categories are:

× WORST TITLE: bad titles can be many things... lame, nonsensical, boring, stolen, or even big, blinking signs that say HELLO! THIS IS A MARY-SUE!

× SILLIEST NAME: Serenas, Selenes, and Serenities are not eligible for this category.

× MOST RIDICULOUS POWERS: for the most impressive (or eye-rollingly absurd) list of Special Sue Abilities.

× MOST IMPLAUSIBLE PREMISE: for the most ridiculous explanation of where Mary-Sue came from, how this crossover happened, or how this AU is different from the standard Potterverse.

× PURPLEST PROSE: 'purple prose' is flowery, over-written dreck - Anne Rice is famous for it.

× WORST PROSE: the 'OMG I r such a gud riter!' award.

× MOST OOC CANON CHARACTER - MALE: self-explanatory... if Draco turns into a dashing romantic hero, or Ron inexplicably becomes a Death Eater, the fic qualifies for this one.

× MOST OOC CANON CHARACTER - FEMALE: see above, only apply to goth!Ginny, makeover!Hermione, hot-for-student!McGonagall or whoever else, at need.

× WORST ALTERNATE UNIVERSE OR CROSSOVER: for those fics in which Harry doesn't exist and Mary-Sue is the Girl Who Lived. Or Buffy Summers is Voldemort's daughter and marries Draco. Or Dumbledore summons up Jesus to help fight Voldemort. And yes, we've seen examples of all three.

× MOST ANNOYING OC: self-explanatory - for that one Mary-Sue that you just wanted to reach into your monitor and strangle.

× WORST FANFIC: all of the above. No talent, no spellchecker, no plot, no clue.

× THE OMGLWTFWTPT?!1? AWARD: as in 'Oh, My God, Like What The Fuck Was This Person Thinking?!1?'. For the fics that get that reaction specifically.

× MOST UNINTENTIONALLY HILARIOUS: Ever seen one of those movies that was so awful it was actually really, really funny? This is for fics like that.

× STUPIDEST POSSESSIONS: A diary made of Severus Snape's skin? An amulet that can transform your gender? Why would people own these things? Sues featured here have owned these items.

× SILLIEST USERNAME: Crazybiachchick? *x*xdracos*x*xmudbloooodd*? What user name makes you want to cringe?

And

× MOST QUOTABLE LINE: For the line you just wish you had on an icon/t-shirt/mug/whatever.

Note: Fics rated "TROLL" are only allowed to be nominated for "MOST QUOTABLE LINE".

Be sure you get your nominations in. I want to see all the categories filled!  Next Saturday I will post the polls.
 
 
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Potter Sue of the Day
14 February 2009 @ 10:54 pm
Time for the winners!

Worst Title:
i'm harry potter's long lost sister and the slytherin princess?what is wrong here?
Status: Still Up

Silliest Name:
April Alana Araselly Gloria Crystal Angelina Serenity Diamond Pacific Holly Faythe Athena Persephone Electra Isabella Saphire Moonlight
Status: Still Up

Most Implausible Premise:
Lucifer's Rise
Status: Still Up

Most Ridiculous Powers:
April Alana Araselly Gloria Crystal Angelina Serenity Diamond Pacific Holly Faythe Athena Persephone Electra Isabella Saphire Moonlight
Status: Still Up

Purplest Prose:
The Tale of Elizabeth Riddle: Sister of The Serpent
Status: Still Up

Worst Prose:
i'm harry potter's long lost sister and the slytherin princess?what is wrong there?
Status: Still Up

Most Unintentionally Hilarious
Lucifer's Rise
Status: Still Up

Most OOC Canon Character - Female:
Hermione Granger from Breathe Out, So I Can Breathe You In
Status: Still Up

Most OOC Canon Character - Male:
Severus Snape from The Christmas Shoes
Status: Still Up

Most Annoying Character:

Sophie "Kitten" Weasley
Status: Gone

Worst Fanfic:
Beautiful Life, Beautiful World
Status: Gone

Worst AU/Crossover:
Emerald Twilight
Status: Still Up

The OMGWTFWTPT?!1? Award:
The Missing Marauders
Status: Still Up

Most
Quotable Line:

"I was pretty apt at Transfiguration, and was able to master my Animagus form at 16. I accidentally transformed when you were in the womb, around a month old, and my magic turned your fetus into an egg. Unfortunately when I turned back, I didn’t realize what happened to you and only understood when you were born with stubby chicken wings and yellow eyes. Sorry." from Flying Higher
Status: Gone

Silliest Username:
Istalksiriusonweekends

Stupidest Possession:
Sirius Black's "penis of healing" from Whence came a prince


Thank you to everyone who submitted nominations and voted!  You made this happen!
 
 
 
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Potter Sue of the Day
06 February 2009 @ 10:35 pm
Poll time!!! I know it's a day late, but I injured myself three days ago and sitting for long periods of time is difficult.

There was quite a few nomination less for the "easy" nominations, such as "Silliest Name" and "Worst Title", but a lot more "Implausible Premise" and "Worst Prose". If you don't see something you would have wanted to vote for, keep that in mind next time when nominations are being sent in. Don't assume someone else is going to nominate it!


x WORST TITLE x

x SILLIEST NAME x

x MOST IMPLAUSIBLE PREMISE x

x MOST RIDICULOUS POWERS x

x MOST UNINTENTIONALLY HILARIOUS x

x PURPLEST PROSE x

x WORST PROSE x

x MOST OOC CANON CHARACTER - FEMALE x

x MOST OOC CANON CHARACTER - MALE x

x MOST ANNOYING CHARACTER x

x WORST FANFIC x

x WORST AU/CROSSOVER x

x THE OMGLWTFWTPT?!1? AWARD x

x MOST QUOTEABLE LINE x

xSILLIEST USERNAME x

xSTUPIDEST POSSESSION x


The Polls will be open for seven days. After the seven days, I will post the results!
 
 
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Potter Sue of the Day
29 January 2009 @ 11:50 am

GOLDEN BUBOTUBER AWARDS FOR POTTERSUE FIC!



The old minions know how this works by now... but for the new ones: the Golden Bubotubers are the once-per-hundred awards for the worst fics we've seen in the last 100 days. These Awards cover Sues #2001 to 2100 only. If you would like to make nominations, they will be open for one week: please send your choices in to pottersues@gmail.com or pottersues@hotmail.com. You don't have to nominate for every category, just as many as you can think of contenders for. Only the first ten nominations for each category will make it into the final vote. Nominations must be done by email - any made in the comments for this entry will be ignored.

If you have a favorite, be sure to send it in! Your nomination may make the difference between a Sue being eligible in the poll or not.

When you nominate, please include four pieces of information:

1) The category(ies) you are nominating for.
2) The name(s) of the Sue(s). Since this is how Sues are recorded in the Suechives, this is very important.
3) The title(s) of the fic(s). This is very important for Canon-Sues, I need to know which Hermione-Sue it is.
and
4) What about the story(ies) deserves the award, if this has not already been stated (EG: if you're nominating Hermione-Sue for 'most OOC canon character', that's covered in #2. If you're nominating some other Mary-Sue who happened to get Professor McGonagall way OOC, then a note should be made).

The last 100 Sues, if you need to browse them, are archived here Suechives - 2001-2100.
The categories are:

× WORST TITLE: bad titles can be many things... lame, nonsensical, boring, stolen, or even big, blinking signs that say HELLO! THIS IS A MARY-SUE!

× SILLIEST NAME: Serenas, Selenes, and Serenities are not eligible for this category.

× MOST RIDICULOUS POWERS: for the most impressive (or eye-rollingly absurd) list of Special Sue Abilities.

× MOST IMPLAUSIBLE PREMISE: for the most ridiculous explanation of where Mary-Sue came from, how this crossover happened, or how this AU is different from the standard Potterverse.

× PURPLEST PROSE: 'purple prose' is flowery, over-written dreck - Anne Rice is famous for it.

× WORST PROSE: the 'OMG I r such a gud riter!' award.

× MOST OOC CANON CHARACTER - MALE: self-explanatory... if Draco turns into a dashing romantic hero, or Ron inexplicably becomes a Death Eater, the fic qualifies for this one.

× MOST OOC CANON CHARACTER - FEMALE: see above, only apply to goth!Ginny, makeover!Hermione, hot-for-student!McGonagall or whoever else, at need.

× WORST ALTERNATE UNIVERSE OR CROSSOVER: for those fics in which Harry doesn't exist and Mary-Sue is the Girl Who Lived. Or Buffy Summers is Voldemort's daughter and marries Draco. Or Dumbledore summons up Jesus to help fight Voldemort. And yes, we've seen examples of all three.

× MOST ANNOYING OC: self-explanatory - for that one Mary-Sue that you just wanted to reach into your monitor and strangle.

× WORST FANFIC: all of the above. No talent, no spellchecker, no plot, no clue.

× THE OMGLWTFWTPT?!1? AWARD: as in 'Oh, My God, Like What The Fuck Was This Person Thinking?!1?'. For the fics that get that reaction specifically.

× MOST UNINTENTIONALLY HILARIOUS: Ever seen one of those movies that was so awful it was actually really, really funny? This is for fics like that.

× STUPIDEST POSSESSIONS: A diary made of Severus Snape's skin? An amulet that can transform your gender? Why would people own these things? Sues featured here have owned these items.

× SILLIEST USERNAME: Crazybiachchick? *x*xdracos*x*xmudbloooodd*? What user name makes you want to cringe?

And

× MOST QUOTABLE LINE: For the line you just wish you had on an icon/t-shirt/mug/whatever.

Note: Fics rated "TROLL" are only allowed to be nominated for "MOST QUOTABLE LINE".

Be sure you get your nominations in. I want to see all the categories filled!  Next Thursday I will post the polls.
 
 
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Potter Sue of the Day
05 November 2008 @ 06:38 pm
Sorry for the delay, I was caught up with some other results last night.  ;)

Now on to our winners!

Worst Title:
Draco and the opal of happiness (not acually an opal people its a person)
Status: Still Up

Silliest Name:
Annalise-Heaven Arabella Angel Juliet Syriana Satine Alexandria Larisa Annabelle Emily-Elisahbeth Heartly, a.k.a. Kaida, a.k.a. Shadow
Status: Still Up

Most Implausible Premise:
The Emperor's Harem
Status: Still Up

Most Ridiculous Powers:
Syren Singer
Status: Still Up

Purplest Prose:
Shall We Dream?
Status: Still Up

Worst Prose:
Draco and the opal of happiness (not acually an opal people its a person)
Status: Still Up

Most Unintentionally Hilarious
Hermione's New Change
Status: Still Up

Most OOC Canon Character - Female:
Hermione Granger aka Christina "Chrissie" Abegaila aka Lily Saldis Riddle from Hermione's New Change
Status: Still Up

Most OOC Canon Character - Male:
Severus Snape from Help, Whether He Likes It or Not
Status: Still Up

Most Annoying Character:

Candice "Candi" Abigail Dumbledore-Adams
Status: Still Up

Worst Fanfic:
Hermione's New Change
Status: Still Up

Worst AU/Crossover:
You and Harry Potter
Status: Still Up

The OMGWTFWTPT?!1? Award:
Pleased
Status: Still Up

Most
Quotable Line:
"'Let us deflower that rose of yours, that has remained so untouched!' he whispered to her as the both began to get it on within the Room of Requirements." from Vampires and Wizards
Status: Still Up

Silliest Username:
SexyDoorFrames

Stupidest Possession:
Rowena's ten-year-old newspaper clipping from 990 AD


Thank you to everyone who submitted nominations and voted!  You made this happen!
 
 
 
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Potter Sue of the Day
29 October 2008 @ 10:24 pm
Time to vote!

There were more nominations this time, and that was wonderful, but some categories have lot of empty slots, and if you don't see something you would have wanted to vote for, keep that in mind next time when nominations are being sent in. Don't assume someone else is going to nominate it!


x WORST TITLE x

x SILLIEST NAME x

x MOST IMPLAUSIBLE PREMISE x

x MOST RIDICULOUS POWERS x

x MOST UNINTENTIONALLY HILARIOUS x

x PURPLEST PROSE x

x WORST PROSE x

x MOST OOC CANON CHARACTER - FEMALE x

x MOST OOC CANON CHARACTER - MALE x

x MOST ANNOYING CHARACTER x

x WORST FANFIC x

x WORST AU/CROSSOVER x

x THE OMGLWTFWTPT?!1? AWARD x

x MOST QUOTEABLE LINE x

xSILLIEST USERNAME x

xSTUPIDEST POSSESSION x


The Polls will be open for seven days. After the seven days, I will post the results!
 
 
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Potter Sue of the Day
21 October 2008 @ 12:35 pm
Everyone put your party hats on!  It's that memorable time you've all been waiting for!  It's the...




GOLDEN BUBOTUBER AWARDS FOR POTTERSUE FIC!



The old minions know how this works by now... but for the new ones: the Golden Bubotubers are the once-per-hundred awards for the worst fics we've seen in the last 100 days. These Awards cover Sues #1901 to 2000 only. If you would like to make nominations, they will be open for one week: please send your choices in to pottersues@gmail.com or pottersues@hotmail.com. You don't have to nominate for every category, just as many as you can think of contenders for. Only the first ten nominations for each category will make it into the final vote. Nominations must be done by email - any made in the comments for this entry will be ignored.

If you have a favorite, be sure to send it in! Your nomination may make the difference between a Sue being eligible in the poll or not.

When you nominate, please include four pieces of information:

1) The category(ies) you are nominating for.
2) The name(s) of the Sue(s). Since this is how Sues are recorded in the Suechives, this is very important.
3) The title(s) of the fic(s). This is very important for Canon-Sues, I need to know which Hermione-Sue it is.
and
4) What about the story(ies) deserves the award, if this has not already been stated (EG: if you're nominating Hermione-Sue for 'most OOC canon character', that's covered in #2. If you're nominating some other Mary-Sue who happened to get Professor McGonagall way OOC, then a note should be made).

The last 100 Sues, if you need to browse them, are archived here Suechives - 1901-2000.
The categories are:

× WORST TITLE: bad titles can be many things... lame, nonsensical, boring, stolen, or even big, blinking signs that say HELLO! THIS IS A MARY-SUE!

× SILLIEST NAME: Serenas, Selenes, and Serenities are not eligible for this category.

× MOST RIDICULOUS POWERS: for the most impressive (or eye-rollingly absurd) list of Special Sue Abilities.

× MOST IMPLAUSIBLE PREMISE: for the most ridiculous explanation of where Mary-Sue came from, how this crossover happened, or how this AU is different from the standard Potterverse.

× PURPLEST PROSE: 'purple prose' is flowery, over-written dreck - Anne Rice is famous for it.

× WORST PROSE: the 'OMG I r such a gud riter!' award.

× MOST OOC CANON CHARACTER - MALE: self-explanatory... if Draco turns into a dashing romantic hero, or Ron inexplicably becomes a Death Eater, the fic qualifies for this one.

× MOST OOC CANON CHARACTER - FEMALE: see above, only apply to goth!Ginny, makeover!Hermione, hot-for-student!McGonagall or whoever else, at need.

× WORST ALTERNATE UNIVERSE OR CROSSOVER: for those fics in which Harry doesn't exist and Mary-Sue is the Girl Who Lived. Or Buffy Summers is Voldemort's daughter and marries Draco. Or Dumbledore summons up Jesus to help fight Voldemort. And yes, we've seen examples of all three.

× MOST ANNOYING OC: self-explanatory - for that one Mary-Sue that you just wanted to reach into your monitor and strangle.

× WORST FANFIC: all of the above. No talent, no spellchecker, no plot, no clue.

× THE OMGLWTFWTPT?!1? AWARD: as in 'Oh, My God, Like What The Fuck Was This Person Thinking?!1?'. For the fics that get that reaction specifically.

× MOST UNINTENTIONALLY HILARIOUS: Ever seen one of those movies that was so awful it was actually really, really funny? This is for fics like that.

× STUPIDEST POSSESSIONS: A diary made of Severus Snape's skin? An amulet that can transform your gender? Why would people own these things? Sues featured here have owned these items.

× SILLIEST USERNAME: Crazybiachchick? *x*xdracos*x*xmudbloooodd*? What user name makes you want to cringe?

And

× MOST QUOTABLE LINE: For the line you just wish you had on an icon/t-shirt/mug/whatever.

Note: Fics rated "TROLL" are only allowed to be nominated for "MOST QUOTABLE LINE".

Be sure you get your nominations in. I want to see all the categories filled!  Next Tuesday I will post the polls.
 
 
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Potter Sue of the Day
28 July 2008 @ 11:01 pm
WINNERS!

Worst Title:
Chicken Grease Salt
Status: Still Up

Silliest Name:
~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~
Status: Still Up

Most Implausible Premise:
Scandaleux Amour: Paparazzi
Status: Gone

Most Ridiculous Powers:
Victoria Anne Black aka "Tori"
Status: Still Up

Purplest Prose:
Fairy Tales, a Harry Potter Fanfic
Status: Still Up

Worst Prose:
half blood princess(harry potter)#1
Status: Still Up

Most Unintentionally Hilarious
hi im Niki
Status: Gone

Most OOC Canon Character - Female:
Maya Jewel aka Hermione Granger from I Kissed a Girl
Status: Still Up

Most OOC Canon Character - Male:
Fenrir Greaback from Cadence of His Cry
Status: Still Up

Most Annoying Character:

Nyx "Nyxi" Riddle
Status: Still Up

Worst Fanfic:
half blood princess(harry potter)#1
Status: Still Up

Worst AU/Crossover:
Harry Potter and the Death Note
Status: Gone

The OMGWTFWTPT?!1? Award:
Chicken Grease Salt
Status: Still Up

Most
Quotable Line:
"I didn't know they had oceans in the wizarding world!" from ~Point of No Return~-A Draco Malfoy Story
Status: Still Up

Silliest Username:
dead---inside666

Stupidest Possession:
Fenrir Greyback's shapeless underpants


Thank you to everyone who submitted nominations and voted!  You made this happen!

An important announcement will be made on August 1st!  Be excited!


 
 
 
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Potter Sue of the Day
14 July 2008 @ 09:27 pm
It's that time again! It's the...............




GOLDEN BUBOTUBER AWARDS FOR POTTERSUE FIC!



The old minions know how this works by now... but for the new ones: the Golden Bubotubers are the once-per-hundred awards for the worst fics we've seen in the last 100 days. These Awards cover Sues #1801 to 1900 only. If you would like to make nominations, they will be open for one week: please send your choices in to pottersues@gmail.com or pottersues@hotmail.com. You don't have to nominate for every category, just as many as you can think of contenders for. Only the first ten nominations for each category will make it into the final vote. Nominations must be done by email - any made in the comments for this entry will be ignored.

If you have a favorite, be sure to send it in! Your nomination may make the difference between a Sue being eligible in the poll or not.

When you nominate, please include four pieces of information:

1) The category(ies) you are nominating for.
2) The name(s) of the Sue(s). Since this is how Sues are recorded in the Suechives, this is very important.
3) The title(s) of the fic(s). This is very important for Canon-Sues, I need to know which Hermione-Sue it is.
and
4) What about the story(ies) deserves the award, if this has not already been stated (EG: if you're nominating Hermione-Sue for 'most OOC canon character', that's covered in #2. If you're nominating some other Mary-Sue who happened to get Professor McGonagall way OOC, then a note should be made).

The last 100 Sues, if you need to browse them, are archived here Suechives - 1801-1900.
The categories are:

× WORST TITLE: bad titles can be many things... lame, nonsensical, boring, stolen, or even big, blinking signs that say HELLO! THIS IS A MARY-SUE!

× SILLIEST NAME: Serenas, Selenes, and Serenities are not eligible for this category.

× MOST RIDICULOUS POWERS: for the most impressive (or eye-rollingly absurd) list of Special Sue Abilities.

× MOST IMPLAUSIBLE PREMISE: for the most ridiculous explanation of where Mary-Sue came from, how this crossover happened, or how this AU is different from the standard Potterverse.

× PURPLEST PROSE: 'purple prose' is flowery, over-written dreck - Anne Rice is famous for it.

× WORST PROSE: the 'OMG I r such a gud riter!' award.

× MOST OOC CANON CHARACTER - MALE: self-explanatory... if Draco turns into a dashing romantic hero, or Ron inexplicably becomes a Death Eater, the fic qualifies for this one.

× MOST OOC CANON CHARACTER - FEMALE: see above, only apply to goth!Ginny, makeover!Hermione, or whoever else, at need.

× WORST ALTERNATE UNIVERSE OR CROSSOVER: for those fics in which Harry doesn't exist and Mary-Sue is the Girl Who Lived. Or Buffy Summers is Voldemort's daughter and marries Draco. Or Dumbledore summons up Jesus to help fight Voldemort. And yes, we've seen examples of all three.

× MOST ANNOYING OC: self-explanatory - for that one Mary-Sue that you just wanted to reach into your monitor and strangle.

× WORST FANFIC: all of the above. No talent, no spellchecker, no plot, no clue.

× THE OMGLWTFWTPT?!1? AWARD: as in 'Oh, My God, Like What The Fuck Was This Person Thinking?!1?'. For the fics that get that reaction specifically.

× MOST UNINTENTIONALLY HILARIOUS: Ever seen one of those movies that was so awful it was actually really, really funny? This is for fics like that.

× STUPIDEST POSSESSIONS: A diary made of Severus Snape's skin? An amulet that can transform your gender? Why would people own these things? Sues featured here have owned these items.

× SILLIEST USERNAME: Crazybiachchick? *x*xdracos*x*xmudbloooodd*? What user name makes you want to cringe?

And

× MOST QUOTABLE LINE: For the line you just wish you had on an icon/t-shirt/mug/whatever.

Fics rated "TROLL" are only allowed to be nominated for "MOST QUOTABLE LINE".

Be sure you get your nominations in. I want to see all the categories filled!  Next Monday I will post the polls.
 
 
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Potter Sue of the Day
05 April 2008 @ 02:59 pm
It's that time again! It's the...............




GOLDEN BUBOTUBER AWARDS FOR POTTERSUE FIC!



The old minions know how this works by now... but for the new ones: the Golden Bubotubers are the once-per-hundred awards for the worst fics we've seen in the last 100 days. These Awards cover Sues #1701 to 1800 only. If you would like to make nominations, they will be open for one week: please send your choices in to pottersues@gmail.com or pottersues@hotmail.com. You don't have to nominate for every category, just as many as you can think of contenders for. Only the first ten nominations for each category will make it into the final vote. Nominations must be done by email - any made in the comments for this entry will be ignored.

If you have a favorite, be sure to send it in! Your nomination may make the difference between a Sue being eligible in the poll or not.

When you nominate, please include four pieces of information:

1) The category(ies) you are nominating for.
2) The name(s) of the Sue(s). Since this is how Sues are recorded in the Suechives, this is very important.
3) The title(s) of the fic(s). This is very important for Canon-Sues, I need to know which Hermione-Sue it is.
and
4) What about the story(ies) deserves the award, if this has not already been stated (EG: if you're nominating Hermione-Sue for 'most OOC canon character', that's covered in #2. If you're nominating some other Mary-Sue who happened to get Professor McGonagall way OOC, then a note should be made).

The last 100 Sues, if you need to browse them, are archived here Suechives - 1701-1800.
The categories are:

× WORST TITLE: bad titles can be many things... lame, nonsensical, boring, stolen, or even big, blinking signs that say HELLO! THIS IS A MARY-SUE!

× SILLIEST NAME: Serenas, Selenes, and Serenities are not eligible for this category.

× MOST RIDICULOUS POWERS: for the most impressive (or eye-rollingly absurd) list of Special Sue Abilities.

× MOST IMPLAUSIBLE PREMISE: for the most ridiculous explanation of where Mary-Sue came from, how this crossover happened, or how this AU is different from the standard Potterverse.

× PURPLEST PROSE: 'purple prose' is flowery, over-written dreck - Anne Rice is famous for it.

× WORST PROSE: the 'OMG I r such a gud riter!' award.

× MOST OOC CANON CHARACTER - MALE: self-explanatory... if Draco turns into a dashing romantic hero, or Ron inexplicably becomes a Death Eater, the fic qualifies for this one.

× MOST OOC CANON CHARACTER - FEMALE: see above, only apply to goth!Ginny, makeover!Hermione, or whoever else, at need.

× WORST ALTERNATE UNIVERSE OR CROSSOVER: for those fics in which Harry doesn't exist and Mary-Sue is the Girl Who Lived. Or Buffy Summers is Voldemort's daughter and marries Draco. Or Dumbledore summons up Jesus to help fight Voldemort. And yes, we've seen examples of all three.

× MOST ANNOYING OC: self-explanatory - for that one Mary-Sue that you just wanted to reach into your monitor and strangle.

× WORST FANFIC: all of the above. No talent, no spellchecker, no plot, no clue.

× THE OMGLWTFWTPT?!1? AWARD: as in 'Oh, My God, Like What The Fuck Was This Person Thinking?!1?'. For the fics that get that reaction specifically.

× MOST UNINTENTIONALLY HILARIOUS: Ever seen one of those movies that was so awful it was actually really, really funny? This is for fics like that.

× STUPIDEST POSSESSIONS: A diary made of Severus Snape's skin? An amulet that can transform your gender? Why would people own these things? Sues featured here have owned these items.

× SILLIEST USERNAME: Crazybiachchick? *x*xdracos*x*xmudbloooodd*? What user name makes you want to cringe?

And

× MOST QUOTABLE LINE: For the line you just wish you had on an icon/t-shirt/mug/whatever.

Fics rated "TROLL" are only allowed to be nominated for "MOST QUOTABLE LINE".

Be sure you get your nominations in. I want to see all the categories filled!

While compiling the stats I know that most it not all of the categories should be filled with nominees! We've had a Crookshanks Stu, DrAgUnPrInCeSs Week, Rowena Ravenclaw ride a train in the year 1000 to America, Harry the female Centuar, The Gitan Crossover of DOOM Sue, Harry Potter: the "a quarter demon, quarter angel, quarter elf and a quarter vampire", just to name a few. Just get a cup of something warm, settle down, and go through the Suechives. Next Saturday I will post the polls. 
 
 
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Potter Sue of the Day
14 January 2008 @ 07:28 pm
And the winners are..... *drum-roll*

Worst Title:
i love oliver wood but i am snape's daughter and he hates oliver.
Status: Still Up

Silliest Name:
Harry Potter aka Lady Jasmine Lily Evens Potter Rawenclaw Gryffindor Slytherin Merlin Snape Heiress to Hogwarts
Status: Still Up

Most Implausible Premise:
The Heirs of Heaven and Hell
Status: Still Up

Most Ridiculous Powers:
Leonidas Emmanuel Mason aka Leon
Status: Still Up

Purplest Prose:
Professor Snape and the Tulip Fairy
Status: Still Up

Worst Prose:
i love oliver wood but i am snape's daughter and he hates oliver.
Status: Still Up

Most Unintentionally Hilarious
Professor Snape and the Tulip Fairy
Status: Still Up

Most OOC Canon Character - Female:
Hermione Granger from Professor, You're Mine!
Status: Still Up

Most OOC Canon Character - Male:
Albus Dumbledore from Subjugation
Status: Still Up

Most Annoying Character:

Fiona Scylla Malfoy, Sheara Flare Goldwing, Requiem Rowena Ravenclaw-Malfoy
Status: Gone

Worst Fanfic:
Subjugation
Status: Still Up

Worst AU/Crossover:
The Heirs of Heaven and Hell
Status: Still Up

The OMGWTFWTPT?!1? Award:
Subjugation
Status: Still Up

Most
Quotable Line:
“Who taught you how to taste vagina boy? Have you never eaten ice cream?! Gods, just stop it already, sex her, do it now. You disgrace me Draco.” from Gryffindors can be Slytherin Queens
Status: Still Up

Silliest Username:
EmoIsLuvMyLuv

Stupidest Possession:
All of Hermione's possessions from Forever young
Status: Still Up
 
 
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Potter Sue of the Day
25 June 2007 @ 11:39 am
And the winners are.... *drumroll*



MOST IMPLAUSIBLE PREMISE
Hannah Montana is Hermione! by Jessie Leana
Status: Still Up

SILLIEST NAME
Queen Hermione Anne Elizabeth Granger aka Anneli Bradenhurst aka Princess Chastity Lorna Stuart from The Legend of Chastity Lorna by Alicia Jennings.
Status: Still Up

THE OMGLWTFWTPT?!1? AWARD
The Legend of Chastity Lorna by Alicia Jennings
Status: Still Up

MOST QUOTABLE LINE
"You: i want you back to . but not yet i kinda in a way took your brother virginity let's wait a couple weeks"
from Untitled by ttgnd
Status: Still Up

MOST ANNOYING CHARACTER
Topanga Sentiana from Texas Witch by DeathEaterBabe
Status: Still Up

MOST OOC CANON CHARACTER - FEMALE
Minerva McGonagal from What the Hex! by cherline
Status: Still Up

MOST OOC CANON CHARACTER - MALE
Lord Voldemort
from From Darkness Comes the Light: A Tale of the heart, night and day, and a touch of destiny by ReignLee
Status: Still Up

PURPLEST PROSE
Secrets Known But Never To Be Told by PreyoftheDemons
Status: Gone

MOST RIDICULOUS POWERS
Lydia Kent aka Miss Phoenix aka Phoenix from Lydia's Love Potion by oddoll
Status: Still Up

WORST TITLE
From Darkness Comes the Light: A Tale of the heart, night and day, and a touch of destiny by ReignLee
Status: Still Up

MOST UNINTENTIONALLY HILARIOUS
Ice Cream by Joy Cedar
Status: Still Up

WORST AU/CROSSOVER
Hannah Montana is Hermione! by Jessie Leana
Status: Still Up

WORST FANFIC
Hannah Montana is Hermione! by Jessie Leana
Status: Still Up

WORST PROSE
Untitled by ttgnd
Status: Still Up

STUPIDEST POSSESSIONS
Hermione Granger's "large jugs of heaven" from Ironic Romance by Griffen
Status: Still Up

SILLIEST USERNAME
SexyDoorFrames who wrote False Pretenses
Status: Still Up

Thank you to all the minions who voted! A very fun announcement to come shortly!
 
 
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Potter Sue of the Day
18 June 2007 @ 06:31 pm
It's Poll time!

x WORST TITLE x

x SILLIEST NAME x

x MOST IMPLAUSIBLE PREMISE x

x MOST RIDICULOUS POWERS x

x MOST UNINTENTIONALLY HILARIOUS x

x PURPLEST PROSE x

x WORST PROSE x

x MOST OOC CANON CHARACTER - FEMALE x

x MOST OOC CANON CHARACTER - MALE x

x MOST ANNOYING CHARACTER x

x WORST FANFIC x

x WORST AU/CROSSOVER x

x THE OMGLWTFWTPT?!1? AWARD x

x MOST QUOTEABLE LINE x

xSILLIEST USERNAME x

xSTUPIDEST POSSESSION x


The Polls will be open for seven days. After the seven days, I will post the results, and information about a fun new contest!
 
 
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Potter Sue of the Day
19 March 2007 @ 09:59 pm
The First Comment Award Winner for Sues 1301-1400 is....

yay!

And the winners are..... *drum-roll*

Worst Title:
Fertile Weasley by Dahlias
Status: Still Up

Silliest Name:
Gemui`re "Ui`re" Corsellia from A Draco love story behind the ring in her eyes
by rippedslytherinrosexxx
Status: Still Up
Note:  This fic won by one vote.

Most Implausible Premise:
Harry Potter and the Pussycat Dolls by LadyPotter24
Status: Still Up

Most Ridiculous Powers:
Lydia MacGreggor, aka Sailor Rainbow from Sailor Witches
by Heroine of the Valley
Status: Still Up

Purplest Prose:
And When Breathing Is A Burden by OnlyBones
Status: Still Up

Worst Prose:
My god, My tourniquet A DRACO ROMANCE by Dracolover
Status: Still Up

Most Unintentionally Hilarious
Phoenix’s Life by Genkai_Lady
Status: Still Up

Most OOC Canon Character - Female:
Hermione Granger from Wet Spot/Money Does Grow On Trees
Status:

Most OOC Canon Character - Male:
The Giant Squid from One Fine Morning
by Hopeakaarme
Status: Still Up

Most Annoying Character:
Athena Skydancer from A Sirius Unicorn
by HorseLoverTW
Status: Still Up

Worst Fanfic:
Gemui`re "Ui`re" Corsellia from A Draco love story behind the ring in her eyes
by rippedslytherinrosexxx
Status: Still Up

Worst AU/Crossover:
Harry Potter and the Pussycat Dolls by LadyPotter24
Status: Still Up

The OMGWTFWTPT?!1? Award:
Phoenix’s Life by Genkai_Lady
Status: Still Up

Most Quoteable Line:
"And some say, as he soared into the sun set, that he yelled "IT'S MY LIFE" before he retreated into the clouds to never return."
From
Phoenix’s Life by Genkai_Lady
Status: Still Up

Silliest Username:
Queen of the Emos

Stupidest Possession:
Draco's Snape-skin diary from Release
by HarmonyBit
Status: Still Up
 
 
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Potter Sue of the Day
06 October 2005 @ 08:15 pm
And the winners are... *drum roll*

WORST TITLE:
The adventure Ravyn DOES NOT LIKE by Synthae Alalk
Status: gone

SILLIEST NAME:
Elisabeth Alanna Rose Blackwood/Frostpine
of Potions Sabotage, TimeTravel and Love by Silver-Entrantress-Elf
STATUS: still online

MOST RIDICULOUS POWERS:
The Nameless Flying Atlantean Mermaid
of The Tale of the Mermaid by J. K. Rowling
STATUS: still online

MOST IMPLAUSIBLE PREMISE:
mione? Princess of Slytherin?! by GaladrialL
STATUS: still online

PURPLEST PROSE:
The Cool September Winds by Penny Lane
STATUS: still online

WORST PROSE:
The Princess at Hogwarts by Dana
STATUS: still online

MOST OOC CANON CHARACTER - MALE:
Draco Malfoy of the new mermaid by darkangel
STATUS: still online

MOST OOC CANON CHARACTER - FEMALE:
Hermione Granger of mione? Princess of Slytherin?! by GaladrialL
STATUS: still online

WORST ALTERNATE UNIVERSE:
mione? Princess of Slytherin?! by GaladrialL
STATUS: still online

MOST ANNOYING CHARACTER:
Amara Callida Destler and Natalia Carina M
of Bringing Down the Castle by Snape's Opera Rose
STATUS: gone

OMGLWTFWTPT?!1?:
Bi the blood of god! by serotonin
STATUS: still online

MOST UNINTENTIONALLY HILARIOUS:
Beauty and the Beast by PottersPrincess
STATUS: still online

MOST QUOTABLE LINE:
“I can’t believe we all got da wong peeps!”
- 3 Muggles, 3 Wizards and a Time Machine by lucybelle93
STATUS: gone

WORST FANFIC:
the new mermaid by darkangel
STATUS: still online
 
 
Potter Sue of the Day
27 June 2005 @ 07:23 pm
And the winners are:

WORST TITLE:
Seriously Sirius Part One by Chansalar
Status: gone

SILLIEST NAME:
Lilleigh Eavan Reenay Lupin of Black Trees and Dark Lord Schemes by Bengie
STATUS: still online

MOST RIDICULOUS POWERS:
Lily-Sue Evans of The Secrète Flower by xBlessed
STATUS: still online

MOST IMPLAUSIBLE PREMISE:
Harry Poter and the veela by Mme Romulosa Lupin
STATUS: gone

PURPLEST PROSE:
Sorceress' Tears by mell8
STATUS: still online

WORST PROSE:
the crush by hermione247
STATUS: gone

MOST OOC CANON CHARACTER - MALE:
Harry Potter of Harry, the god of war by YumiAngel
STATUS: still online

MOST OOC CANON CHARACTER - FEMALE:
Ginny Weasley of Vampire Elect by mell8
STATUS: still online

WORST ALTERNATE UNIVERSE:
Harry, the god of war by YumiAngel
STATUS: still online

MOST ANNOYING CHARACTER:
Modesty, Madison, and Josie of Them! In Hogwarts! by Modesty and Madison Twins
STATUS: gone

OMGLWTFWTPT?!1?:
Harry, the god of war by YumiAngel
STATUS: still online

MOST UNINTENTIONALLY HILARIOUS:
Harry Poter and the veela by Mme Romulosa Lupin
STATUS: gone

MOST QUOTABLE LINE:
"I was seduced by a man-veela after Ron was born. Im so sorry, Finny."
- Harry Poter and the veela by Mme Romulosa Lupin
STATUS: gone

WORST FANFIC:
Them! In Hogwarts! by Modesty and Madison Twins
STATUS: gone
 
 
Potter Sue of the Day
19 March 2005 @ 09:01 pm
Teh Winnarz!

WORST TITLE:
Sweet sweet warm thick blood Yum by Okeanos
Status: still online

SILLIEST NAME:
Princess Hermione Athena Marie Granger Dounas
of Hermione's other life
by athena15
STATUS: still online

MOST RIDICULOUS POWERS:
The Magical Lipgloss of Too much attention by Unknowninaway
STATUS: still online

MOST IMPLAUSIBLE PREMISE:
Did you just say You're Pregnant? by sirius'sheelah
STATUS: still online

PURPLEST PROSE:
Falling Whispers by Tzuey
STATUS: gone

WORST PROSE:
Utee Pitcher In 'The Sorceror's Stoned' by ker-plop
STATUS: gone

MOST OOC CANON CHARACTER - MALE:
Lord Voldemort of Heiress of the Snake by Mina-chan
STATUS: still online

MOST OOC CANON CHARACTER - FEMALE:
Hermione Granger of Coyote UglyMya's story by Gothhottie
STATUS: gone

WORST ALTERNATE UNIVERSE:
Coyote UglyMya's story by Gothhottie
STATUS: gone

MOST ANNOYING CHARACTER:
Bob of Servant of the Serpent by Elissa-Dido
STATUS: still online

WORST FANFIC:
Coyote UglyMya's story by Gothhottie
STATUS: gone

OMGLWTFWTPT?!1?:
Did you just say You're Pregnant? by sirius'sheelah
STATUS: still online

MOST UNINTENTIONALLY HILARIOUS:
Everyone Changes by aleatheindianrocker
STATUS: gone

MOST QUOTABLE LINE:
"Well you see, Ron is dying, and Ginny can’t see, and is dying as well,
and she doesn’t love me the way I love her, so I need to be gone.
Away from everyone and die. Hello. Who are you?"
- Everyone Changes by aleatheindianrocker
STATUS: gone