Dude, WTF.

TITLE: Harry, the god of war (see above)
PERPETRATOR: YumiAngel

SUE-O-METER: (awful)

FULL NAME: Harry Potter, AKA Ares, the God of War (one of the reviewers consistently spells it 'Aries'. This is very funny to me.)
SPECIES: incarnate deity
HAIR: black
EYES: green
MARKINGS: lightning-bolt scar
POSESSIONS: a dragon who delivers letters for him. I'm waiting for Hedwig to have a jealous fit and kick its scaly ass. Six wives, none of whom seem to have been beheaded yet, darn the luck. A mansion.

ORIGIN: Zeus sent Ares to be born in a human body and vanquish the Dark Lord. I couldn't make this up, people.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Canon is scarce in these parts.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Amazing god powers that appear to include apparation and materializing leather pants out of thin air.

NOTES: Note to aspiring Mythologists: Aphrodite and Ares were not siblings. I can see how one could get confused about that, since the Gods were not known for paying much attention to taboos, but it's not that hard to look up.

What is this fandom's obsession with leather pants?

SAMPLE: ( Leather Pants - An Essential Part Of Every God's Wardrobe. )

I had a Sue picked out for tonight... but then this showed up on marysues. That's right... I had the NSync Goes to Hogwarts fic up for one day, and somebody already topped it.

Do Bible fics count as RPF? I mean, just a question...

...anyway, you might wanna take advantage of that back button. Like NOW.

TITLE: Jesus goes to Hogwarts
PERPETRATOR: undercover goon

SUE-O-METER: (toxic)

FULL NAME: Jesus Christ
SPECIES: Umm... human/incarnate deity/wizard? Perhaps someone more religious than I can help me here.
HAIR: not described
EYES: not described
MARKINGS: none mentioned
POSESSIONS: none mentioned

ORIGIN: Born of a Virgin, has a sky-high midichlorion count and is prophesized to bring balance to the F... OW! Enough with the thunderbolts, already! Sheesh, you'd think a supposedly benevolent god would have a sense of humour. Myah. He's Jesus, okay? And Dumbledore travels back in time to get him so that he can fight Voldemort, who is the incarnation of Satan. There, now go aim your lightning at the author of the fic.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: er...
SPECIAL ABILITIES: you mean in addition to being the son of god and all?

NOTES: Look on the bright side: maybe he'll smite the NSync guys. Hey, anybody wanna write a HP/Bible crossover in which Jesus smites the Mary-Sues?

OW! Dammit, I worked hard on this hairstyle!

In all seriousness, I'm pretty sure this is a parody... but gawdayum. Oh, and the author has the legendary DBZ/Anne Frank Crossover on her favourites list.

SAMPLE: ( I'm Agnostic And This Still Burns )