Potter Sue of the Day
07 October 2009 @ 04:19 pm
Let the OOCness continue!

Thanks to [info]blazzano for sending in this Sue!

TITLE: Ginny Weasley: Supervixen
PERPETRATOR: thebartender713
SUE-O-METER: (toxic)

FULL NAME: Ginny Weasley
SPECIES: Supervixen?
HAIR: red
EYES: not described
MARKINGS: none described
POSSESSIONS: a "maple, with Dragon Heartstring as the core","Black knee high combat-like boots, a short black pleated skirt (for extreme freedom of movement), a black tank top and black outer robes", a second wand: "ebony with phoenix feather", and then Harry's wand.

ORIGIN: Harry is killed, Hermione refuses to fight because she'd rather be "a crooked politician", a pregnant Ginny goes in to take on Voldemort. The ceiling crashes in, he dies and she is in a coma for seven months. When she wakes up she takes charge of her care, and denies access to anyone who might be reporting to Hermione.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Hermione was going to use Exavier Potter as a tool to stay in government. So, Ginny had the baby in secret and then sent it away to India to live. Ginny pretended that a transfigured pillow was her stillborn son. Hermione doesn't believe her, of course. After she rehabilitates from her coma and pregnancy, she leaves to go find Voldemort. She wants him to be the "outlet for her rage".
SPECIAL ABILITIES: A "powerful" witch.

NOTES: Annnnddd I stopped reading when it got to the scene with Draco. I was just too squicked. The end.

The Suethor and pstibbons should have a canon-sue showdown. )
 
 
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Potter Sue of the Day
20 February 2009 @ 02:29 pm
TITLE: Only Time Can Tell
PERPETRATOR: Lady Eriathwen
SUE-O-METER: (toxic)

FULL NAME: Ginevra "Phoenix" "Ginbug" Weasley aka Aredhel Anwarünya
SPECIES: Elf
HAIR: "luscious fiery mahogany seemingly having a life of its own crowning atop her head cascading down to her waist". Someone please make a picture of this.
EYES: "emerald green to fiery purple tinged with what look like red and purple and hazelnut shade blended beautifully". Sounds like Skittle-vomit.
MARKINGS: 5'7", her freckles sparkle and she's tanned. She has an "ethereal glow".
POSSESSIONS: "black muggle clothes" which include a "sultry top", and "knee high leather boots". She has a "silver cloak" and "silky black bed sheets and a warm, thick comforter designed with lines of every shade of red possible".

ORIGIN: Was "lost" for a year, and presumed dead with the rest of her family. She is the daughter of Galadriel and Celeborn. Actually she was living in the Golden Woods of Lothlorien with mom and dad and Draco.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Shows up at Hogwarts and ignores everyone. She shares a dorm with Draco at Hogwarts. She has a brotherly connection to "Ice" aka Draco Malfoy. This character bears little to no resemblance to the real Draco Malfoy. Legolas is destined to be with Ginny. They are soul mates.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: A gaze that can make Harry turn into the purplest of thinkers: "He gasped at how intense and different her gaze was, full of wisdom and maturity that was not present before". Wow. Wandless magic that Galadriel and Gandalf taught her. She can communicate with Draco telepathically.

NOTES: So on top of everything that I posted above, this came out of no where at the end of chapter 5: "Galadriel closed her eyes a smile grazed her lips.

“Yallume (At last),” she said. “Their fates are sealed. Their worlds are slowly intertwining. They will meet soon.”

“Who’s are, melamin?” Celeborn asked, watching his wife curiously. She opened her eyes and her smile grew bigger upon seeing her husband walk towards her from where she stood near her mirror.

“That of the young Prince Legolas Greenleaf… and of our daughter, Aredhel Anwarünya.”"

What?! Oh, if you could have seen my face...

Stop frickin' shouting! )
 
 
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Potter Sue of the Day
09 February 2009 @ 07:12 pm
A Brief History of Not Bob and the Official Hatemail Page have been updated.

The results from the polls will be added shortly! Exciting!


TITLE: She Is The New Thing
PERPETRATOR: Little Acorns
SUE-O-METER: (toxic)

FULL NAME: Ginny Weasley
SPECIES: wood nymph
HAIR: "long red tendril like hair", "Her hair was more vibrant and shiny than before"
EYES: "slightly larger and greener"
MARKINGS: "lips bigger and softer. Her skin had cleared up, and her freckles had faded, other than a light dusting across the bridge of her nose."
POSSESSIONS: "faded black skinny leg jeans, cropped leather jacket, knee high black leather boots"

ORIGIN: Apparently Aruthur Weasley's mom was a nymph. Ginny has inherited the nymph genes.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Everyone is very cool with her new magical abilities. Blaise and Draco have magical "inheritances" as well. Draco is a veela and Blaise is part incubus. Harry is Draco's mate and they need Ginny's help to get to Harry. Blaise and Draco are blood bonded as well, so Harry, Blaise and Draco are going to be in a threesome. Snape is her mate, she makes out with him in the Great Hall. Dumbledore acts like a total asshole at the discovery, and tries to expel Ginny and fire Snape. Dumbledore lets them stay at Hogwarts if they stay apart.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: She gets a magical makeover, veela like attraction, an elemental connection to wood and fire, and a mate. "her brutish demeanour, and all the mannerisms that she had unconsciously acquired from her brother’s had disappeared."

NOTES: Nothing says love like forced relationships!

Where did cute befuddled Dumbledore go? )
 
 
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Potter Sue of the Day
17 January 2009 @ 06:57 pm
Sue #2!

TITLE: What A Night
PERPETRATOR: missieraver19
SUE-O-METER: (bad)

FULL NAME: Ginny Weasley
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: red
EYES: not described
MARKINGS: "natural beauty"
POSSESSIONS: a "spicy green" bridesmaid dress, "jeans, a green t-shirt and a white sweater", An evening gown: "Green, full length, with green jewels sewn around the corseted bodice and along the length of the full skirt", a cream coloured mask, .

ORIGIN: She gets a mysterious invitation to the "Ministry of Magic Grand Masque".
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Is Harry's ex-girlfriend. He cheated on her with Hermione. After two years she has accepted them and is a bridesmaid in their wedding. Hermione convinces her to attend the Masque. It turns out Draco is the one who invited her because he loves her despite the fact that she hates him. Luna goes shopping with her for a dress to the ball. She goes and dances with "Dragon". Obviously a romance ensues, and they fall in love. Awww.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Self-loathing.

NOTES: People with red hair can wear more colours than green, white and red. Please be more creative.

Who are you and what did you do to Luna? )
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Potter Sue of the Day
11 September 2008 @ 12:07 am
TITLE: The Emperor's Harem
PERPETRATOR: entwined foreveR
SUE-O-METER: (toxic)

FULL NAME: Ginevra "Ginny" Molly Weasley
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: "shining auburn-red"
EYES: "Her chocolate brown eyes shimmered, as she looked at all the beautiful clothes parading past her"
MARKINGS: "milky cleavage", "delicate freckles that were spread enticingly all over her body".
POSSESSIONS: Her "favorite dress. It was white and caressed her curves perfectly. It was sleeveless and the material was silky which gave the illusion that she was walking on air. There was a V-neck that showed a small amount of milky cleavage. It was a full-length dress and hid her strappy white heels that went with the dress." She has cinnamon shampoo and conditioner. She gets "a velvet dark green dress". Her bed in the harem has "800 thread Egyptian silk sheets". "A beautiful day dress that was pearly white in color and all around the bodice there were small pearls sewed onto the dress in small delicate stitches. It was cut comfortably, as the top half clung to her breasts and from there below the fabric hung straight down so she could have maximum movement. Empire-waist cut is what it was called", a corset,

ORIGIN: Harry was defeated by Voldemort, and "on his deathbed Voldemort christened Draco Malfoy as the new Emperor of the Wizarding and Muggle world". Pffft, yeah right. Anyways, to seek favour with the Emperor, families send him their young, virginal daughters to be in his harem or to hopefully be chosen as his wife. The Weasleys offer up Ginny.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: She arrives at Draco's harem, and impresses the eunuch, enabling her to get the best of all the make-overs. Draco approves of her, and despite her "rebellious" nature, he decides to keep her and "break her in later". She meets Hermione in the harem, they have no real connection.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: She cries "crystalline tears".

NOTES: There are some hilarious quotes in here:"Go get changed daughter, into your best gown. That white one will do, and wash your hair with your cinnamon shampoo and conditioner. Do the shaving charm on your legs so there will be no stubble. Do everything you can to make yourself presentable to the Emperor. Remember, you must outshine everyone there and maybe you can make our bloodline survive, even if it is slightly tainted with Malfoy blood."

So no one else in the Empire shaves their legs?

"A pretty Asian girl with the delicate features of her race, raven black hair and sparkling blue eyes smiled, “My name is Ai. It means Love in Chinese. It’s a pleasure to meet both of you.” Ai curtsied and then stepped away."

Who explains their name when you meet someone new? I know I don't.

This is amazingly demeaning. )
 
 
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Potter Sue of the Day
09 September 2008 @ 12:37 pm
So, I'm back in town, so Sues will be regular, and make-ups will happen. :)

Here is today's first Sue! Thanks to the anonymous minion who sent it in!


TITLE: Introducing Ginevra Weasley, I mean, wait, Zabini?
PERPETRATOR: entwined foreveR
SUE-O-METER: (toxic)

FULL NAME: Ginevra "Nev" "Nevra" Zabini
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: "in a messy bun, one strand of hair hand found its way out of the bun and framed her face perfectly".
EYES: "puppy eyes", grey.
MARKINGS: "slim", she has strawberry lipgloss on.
POSSESSIONS: tea with "fire whiskey" in it, several bedrooms. Her favourite: "a large room with a four poster bed with a pretty bedcover on it [...] a very large bathroom. In the center was a beautiful Jacuzzi/tub/pool. She clapped her hands twice and a computer screen came down from the ceiling." Strawberry smelling soap/lotion/shampoo/conditioner. Ugly clothes: "a white skirt, a baby blue Abercrombie and Fitch hoodie and a lime green tank top that had the words, See this face? Dial 1-800-YOU-WISH on the front in black." A cell phone and 10 credit cards.

ORIGIN: Oh Sweet Jeebus: "Ginevra Zabini, daughter of multibillionaires Blaine and Lillis Zabini. Sister of ‘The second most eligible bachelor in the muggle and wizarding world’ Blaise Zabini, and secret agent of the Wizard FBI and maybe something more..."
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Has taken some of the concepts of JK Rowling's Harry Potter series, and mutilated them beyond all comprehension so Draco can be with his OTP Ginevra.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Hates "mudbloods", is vapid.

NOTES: Seriously, you can't go and write a crazy AU without some sort of Author's Note or explanation.

Why can't you get the towel yourself? )
 
 
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Potter Sue of the Day
15 August 2008 @ 09:48 pm
Thanks to [info]lovehateapathy for sending in today's Sue!

TITLE: Getting dirty in the ristricted section
PERPETRATOR: multifoliate daisy
SUE-O-METER: (awful)

FULL NAME: Ginny Weasley
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: red like a "burning flame".
EYES: honey brown
MARKINGS: none described
POSSESSIONS: A skirt and a button up shirt. She has a green bra since she is really a Slytherin at heart. *barf*

ORIGIN: After dumping Harry, and having him shove his tongue in her mouth, Ginny runs off to the library to get away from everything. She meets "Bkaise zabini" and they make-out.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Really, the origin explains everything. Just add that Ron throws her over the shoulder, like the ape that he is, and carries her out of the library. Hermione seems not to care at this degradation, and Draco essentially "gives props" to Blaise.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: She is "even prettier when she is angry". She is the most beautiful girl at Hogwarts.

NOTES: So here we have a poorly written story, complete with in text A/Ns and a good chuck at the end of the chapter where the Suethor talks to her "SCHITSOPHRENIC FRIENDS!" She also left herself her only review.

Just because you are in one house does not mean you have to wear everything of that colour. )
 
 
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Potter Sue of the Day
06 June 2008 @ 02:59 pm
TITLE: Scandaleux Amour: Paparazzi
PERPETRATOR: chocolique
SUE-O-METER: (awful)

FULL NAME: Ginevra Weasley
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: "blood red", "auburn"
EYES: "chocolate brown"
MARKINGS: "fair skin", a "pixie like face", "a womanly body that had too many curves for one man to handle". What? Ginny only has orgies?
POSSESSIONS: "a dozen of top billion dollar contracts under her feet", "a Juicy Couture designed cream chiffon top, a pair of Guess brown skinny jeans, and holding a Louis Vuitton handbag", "Dior sunglasses".

ORIGIN: "Ginevra Weasley, UK’s most popular supermodel ever to be seen after rising to fame within a year after her graduation from Hogwarts." HAHAHAHAHAHA!
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Luna is her manager. Draco is famous, but is going to be a "paparazzi" and expose some secret. Edit: He might not be a paparazzo, it's not very clear. I like the idea of him working for both sides better. It increases the trash level to a point where 100 Juicy Couture tracksuits couldn't reach it.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: "She was the perfect gorgeous supermodel all of United Kingdom was waiting for."

NOTES: You would think that Ginny would wear nicer brand if she had "billions of dollars".

It's like Britney and Adnan! )
 
 
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Potter Sue of the Day
11 April 2008 @ 10:12 pm
LAST CALL FOR NOMINATIONS! Polls will be posted in 24 hours!

TITLE: Metamorphosis
PERPETRATOR: ShaunaWeasley12
SUE-O-METER: (bad)

FULL NAME: Ginny Weasley
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: Red. "It was slightly waved, to her shoulders, as usual, but it had a certain bounce and style to it that was new. She felt it, and it was extremely soft."
EYES: not described
MARKINGS: "Her makeup was gorgeous. She had light pink lip gloss on, probably because of the lipstick under it. The eyeshadow was simply sparkly, and she had light black mascara and eyeshadow on. Her cheeks had a light blush on them."
POSSESSIONS: "a simple pair of khaki capri pants, with a black and white t-shirt that said 'BiG fLiRt' on it, with white flip-flops." In the next chapter she has her wear robes because she wants her to be canon compliant.

ORIGIN: Hermione, Lavender and Parvati give Ginny a makeover so she can seduce Harry.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Is Ginny Weasley. Hermione is very intense about this makeover. Ron rages at Ginny. *sigh* The makeover works at first, but then Harry stands Ginny up to go out with Parvati instead. Draco wants to go out with her, because he's not so evil. He wants to get Hermione to help him win Ginny over.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: It appears she doesn't understand what shampoo is used for.

NOTES: The Suethor is accepting flames. This puzzles me, as it doesn't appear to be a troll.

Ginny, do you realize that you just called yourself a skank? )
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Potter Sue of the Day
12 March 2008 @ 09:53 am
Thanks to an anonymous minion for sending in today's first Sue!


TITLE: Listen To Your Heart
PERPETRATOR: wrtter0flife037
SUE-O-METER: (bad)

FULL NAME: Ginny Weasley
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: "a rat’s nest" due to the rain.
EYES: tear-filled.
MARKINGS: curves
POSSESSIONS: a bridesmaid dress that is "a halter-top red dress that flowed well at the end". Alcohol, pictures of her and her friends.

ORIGIN: Ginny is sad because Harry is marrying Hermione.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: She ruins Harry and Hermione's wedding day by killing herself because he doesn't love her. How selfish!
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Crying all the time over Harry Potter.

NOTES: Someone needs to tell the Suethor that Roxette "owns" "Listen to Your Heart" and DHT just did a cover.

If it was my wedding your attention seeking ass ruined I don't know what I'd do. )
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Potter Sue of the Day
18 June 2007 @ 01:44 pm
Thank you for the nominations! The polls will be up later today!

Link of the Day: [info]ghessy's first Harry Potter Sue was Just a Japanese Girl Prodigy.

Jennifer has sent us her First Harry Potter Sue! When she first found [info]pottersues she wanted to have this story sporked. Sadly it was deleted from the archive she found it at. Recently, for the "My First Sue" activity, she found it on fanfiction.net! It has even been updated, but she's far to scarred to find out what happened.

TITLE: Elemental Prophecies: part one
PERPETRATOR: Nival Vixen
SUE-O-METER: (toxic)

FULL NAME: Ginvera "Ginny" Weasley
SPECIES: Elemental
HAIR: shoulder-length and red
EYES: blue
MARKINGS: Bruises from Harry's beatings.
POSSESSIONS: A "thought wand", ash wood 8 1/2 inches long, "mermaid scale, unicorn hair and a gryffin feather. Her wand had chosen her, as if it knew she needed him. Mr Ollivander had been pleased to sell it, saying it had been in the shop for over 10, 000 years. Ginny believed him, she could feel it's ancient power." It's named Tzal that she can communicate with telepathically. No one else knows that she and her wand chat. An ancient letter written in the Elemental language that describe their magical abilities. Ginny has "socks and hoes". A painting that Draco made for her. Mountains of "Get Well" presents. An expandable Invisibility Cloak. An Ancient wedding ring, with the inscription "Together through life and past death". A white dress, green ribbon, silver tiara.

ORIGIN: An abusive relationship with Harry in her sixth year. One day at school the Professor discover that both Ginny and Draco are Elements. There is a prophesy about them. It reads, "Two the same but different must be found. They must learn to love again, then be bound. If evil is to be defeated they have to love each other Past death, through life and always be together. One shall have a heart of golden fire, the other a heart of silver ice. Their hearts will be surrounded by steel that only the other can break. Their souls are fire of water, water of earth, and fire on air. Element is the name of the pair". Soooo, Draco and Ginny are going to be forced into marriage, and will defeat evil.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: In the Prologue, we learn that Harry Potter has been raping Ginny for the last six months. If she resists then he would hurt her family. As a result she has not spoken to anyone for six months. She goes to Potions early, and Snape talks to her. She communicates with hand signals and written notes. Snape is very kind to her, assigning her house points and is impressed with her work. McGonagall is teaching her Charms privately. Snape sends her to Dumbledore, praising her abilities, and recommends that she go into a seventh year class. Dumbledore lets her choose which class and she picks Slytherin. Harry forces Ginny to meet him at the Astronomy Tower, and as he is raping her Tzal/Ginny attacks Harry. She brings him to the Hospital Wing. Upon leaving Draco teases her, asking what did Harry do to her? He can tell from her reaction that he struck something deep inside her, and is left wondering about what happened that would cause Ginny to curse Harry. In her DADA class, Moody sees through her glamour spells, and sees her bruises. He also sees "fire" because she is an Element. Moody finds out that Draco is an Element and Dumbledore calls a meeting. In the meeting he tells them about the prophesy and tells them that they are the Elementals in the prophesy. Then they have dinner together where they test out their new powers. The next day Rapist/Evil Harry harasses Ginny, she defends herself and Draco shows up to help her escape. After they escape, Harry says to himself, "I'll get you for that Ginny. Putting Lumos on me! Making me look like a fool!" This made me crack up! They don't trust McGonagall. Secretly, McGonagall is working for Voldemort, because she is married to him. Then for many chapters Draco and Ginny get to know each other and show off their powers. When Harry is walking down the hall, Ginny changes her appearance and demands that Draco kisses her. The trio made rude comments. Hermione yells, "He's got a new whore!" WTF?! Then Harry sends her a note saying that she doesn't do it for him anymore, so he's going to kill her. But, because he's not so bad he is going to give her one last chance to make him come. They create a trap, and Hannah catches Harry raping Ginny. Draco punches Harry, and then the big brothers Ron and "Derek" come in to add some more punches. Then Ginny slits her wrists, saying that Voldemort made her do it. Draco saves her using his powers. He tells her that he loves her. Ginny is in a coma to escape her pain. In her mind, her and Draco have to completely three challenges if they want to see each other again. One is a stupid quiz, the next is a pseudo lie-detector, and the last is a maze. Obviously they pass all the challenges. Ginny wakes up from her coma. All of Hogwarts has gone to Hogsmede to buy her presents. They all file into the Hospital Wing to give them to her. Cho calls her a slut, so Ginny curses her. They decide that they can fight Voldemort. Then they get married in Dumbeldore's office. And Ginny concieves Draco's daughter.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: She is very smart, and is a head of the class in Potions and Charms. She can enter Dumbledore's office using a "thought pass". They installed it for her when they realized that she won't speak. "Alastar" Moody discovers that she is an Element: "His magical eye swivelled to her, and all it could see was a fire. He looked at her heart and saw a gold fire surrounded by steel, then he forced himself to look at all of her, the fire intensley bright. He saw a fire, within the fire was water. At a closer look, the water looked like it was made from the earth, and the 'fire' sat on the air". The same day, he also notices that Draco is an Element: "Out o the corner of his magical eye, he saw something that looked silver. He looked properly and saw Draco. He was the same as Ginny had been: fire of water, water of earth and fire on air. They were the same, except for one thing: their hearts. Ginny's was a gold fire surrounded by steel, and Draco's was silver ice, but also surrounded by steel". When angry, they can make spheres of light surround themselves. Ginny's is golden. The Elementals left a list of the magical abilities that Ginny and Draco are going to inherit:
"1) You will be able to read, write and speak every language fluently,
2) You will both be able to fly, but only if you are within a 100 metre radius of each other,
3) If you both sing at the same time, you can knock a person unconcious (only if you want that to happen though),
4) You will have telekenisis (the ability to move objects with your mind),
5) You can become invisible at will,
6) You can change into any animal of your choosing (without having to qualify as an Animagus),
7) You will be able to communicate to each other through telepathy,
8) You will both be able to do any type of art perfectly,
9) You can stop time for 10 minutes maximum (you will only be able to do this twice a day, so choose your times carefully and wisely)
10) You will both have spheres that react to strong emotions. They will also be activated through willpower or if you need it. You will both have to control your emotions better so you don't lose control infront of anyone, Muggle or wizard.
These powers will come into affect after you have both agreed on one pwer from the above list not to have until you have fallen in love." They choose to abstain from telepathy until they fall in love. Also, "The last Element descendants live inside of you. They may come out of you to guide you in your quest. They may also (with or without permission) take over your bodies for a short amount of time. You will become very weak and tired with both of these adjustments, but you will get used to it after a few times. On the first few attempts, we suggest that you have a large portion of chocolate handy." They can speak Elementa, the language of the Elementals. She received 2330 N.E.W.T.S.

NOTES: There are pictures! I love it when there are pictures and banners, it takes the sporking to another level. Harry is so commically evil. According to the Suethor, "shrieked" or "loudly" is not a word. The Suethor claims that Slytherin is "(Satan to Jesus believers)".

There are 29 chapters. I stopped at 11. )
 
 
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Potter Sue of the Day
13 June 2007 @ 11:15 pm
Five more days to nominate Sues for the Golden Bubotubers!

Kirra sent in her "First Harry Potter Sue"! I don't think we have ever featured something from portkey.org

TITLE: Knock on the Sky
PERPETRATOR: gypsybaby21
SUE-O-METER: (bad)

FULL NAME:Ginvera "Red" Weasley
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: shoulder-length and "carrot orange",
EYES: "chocolaty brown depths of her eyes"
MARKINGS: "wonderfully slim, long legs", "her neck [has] creamy flesh, which was so pale that someone could trace the blue veins that showed. Her skin reminded him of a very, very, light pink cream, sprinkled with dots of cinnamon", "smooth, muscular thighs", "full, pouting, red lips",
POSSESSIONS: Sexual tension veiled by hatred

ORIGIN: The story opens with Draco teaching Ginny how to fly properly.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Is in Gryffindor. Draco is teaching her how to fly for an extra credit.Then Draco thinks of "Red" while he gives it to a Slytherin-skank. After some trials I am sure they will realize that they are made for each other.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Constant "witty" dialogue, can swear like a sailor, can act innocently.

NOTES: Hate = True Love, it's the worst plot device.

I'm sure you will fall in love with a friend before you fall in love with your enemy )
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Potter Sue of the Day
12 June 2007 @ 03:19 pm
Five more days to nominate Sues for the Golden Bubotubers!

[info]sapphire_jazz sent in today's "First Harry Potter Sue". They write: "I didn't really get into fanfic until about three years ago, and this fic just grabbed me. It's a totally overdone plotline (Ginny changes forever when Tom possesses her) but I couldn't get enough. I looked back at it just now, and I think I must have been really depressed at the time (I hope), cause this story is so full of teh angst that it's laughable. But hey, at least the writing isn't terrible. In fact, the writing is good enough that I could tolerate reading it, and I actually looked forward to the next installments! Haha, I soon discovered good fanfic and quit reading this trash."



TITLE: Lady Darkness
PERPETRATOR: AngstPuppies It is a joint effort by "Emcee and rain".
SUE-O-METER: (awful)

FULL NAME: Ginevra Molly Weasley aka Ginvera Riddle aka Lady Voldemort.
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: "fiery"
EYES: brown
MARKINGS: "lithe"
POSSESSIONS: Not her soul, Tom has that. A book that tells you how to perserve yourself in an object, and how to remove yourself. Tom Riddle's diary. Voldemort's robes.

ORIGIN: After Ginny becomes possessed by "Tom" aka Voldemort, her personality completely changes, turning her into an enemy of Harry, Dumbledore, et al. There are songs at the beginning of each chapter.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Belongs to Tom Riddle. When Voldemort is ressurected in her third year, she feels no joy because it is not the Tom she loves. She searches through the Restricted Section and Knockturn Alley, for a way to bring him back. She appeared to be on the Order's side, and she almost fell for it. "She joined Dumbledore's Army. She began to date Michael Corner, and then Dean Thomas. She fought alongside Potter in the Department of Mysteries. She cried with joy when Sirius was brought back from the dead." But she wouldn't let anyone touch her, and she had dreams about killing Harry. Thinks Fleur is a "vacuous piece of arm candy". She goes off to meet Lucius, at his home, where she lies naked in his bed, only to get his attention, not give him any. She stabs him with a letter opener when he delays in giving her Tom's diary, but then he strangles her, and she explains she has information to give in exchange for the diary. She kills Mr. Lovegood so she can bring Tom back. Then I stopped, and skipped about 20 chapters. Ginny has married Voldemort, and has become the "Dark Consort" to the Dark Lord. "Elder" Voldemort has been defeated, and younger Voldemort is the boss. Everyone in the Order thinks she is dead. Then I skipped to the last chapter where Voldemort "rapes" her in front of Percy, but when she says she is a virgin, and Voldemort demands to know who she is saving herself for and she says "You, Tom." Then everyone realizes that she was just messing with Percy and then she and Tom fuck in front of him. They do this because apparently Percy wanted Ginny. Then the story stops.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Can command Lucius Mafoy's attention. She can bring back people who are in objects. Can betray everyone.

NOTES: Besides being posted on fanfiction.net, this story also has it's own website. Under the cateogory of "Fun Stuff" are intresting items. There are Quick Facts, a Soundtrack, poster, two pieces of Fan Art, LJ icons.

There are no words. )
 
 
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Potter Sue of the Day
29 September 2005 @ 07:04 pm
Link O The Day: Stomp Tokyo Video Reviews.

We now resume Sues everybody can read. At least, I hope we can all read them. If you can't read English, what are you doing here?

The polls will be up in a minute or two.

TITLE: Ginny and Echo
PERPETRATOR: StarryRavenFire

SUE-O-METER: BAD (awful)

FULL NAME: Ginevra Weasley, AKA Echo
SPECIES: Human/Witch
HAIR: by day: 'raggedy maroon colored hair'. By night: 'shiny strawberry red hair'. That'd look weird either way.
EYES: 'glossy chocolate brown'
MARKINGS: freckles
POSESSIONS: 'curves like that of a sculptured goddess'

ORIGIN: Ginny's under a curse; she's hideous by day and gorgeous by night, and the curse can only be broken if somebody kisses her in her ugly form.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Is Ginny, sort of. Has a crush on Harry but is going to end up with Draco.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: none mentioned.

NOTES: Okay, I may not know all the moons of Jupiter by heart, but I do know the ones of Venus... and that's because Venus doesn't have any. I don't know why out of all the stupidities in this fic, this one in particular makes me grind my teeth, but I really, really want Ginny-Sue to stop thanking nonexistant moons of Venus for everything!

SAMPLE: Student By Day, Sue By Night! )
 
 
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Potter Sue of the Day
13 June 2005 @ 06:59 pm
Today is an anniversary - eight hundred [info]pottersues! That's two years, two months, one week, and three days! And of those:

12 were rated 'good' (01.5 %)
33 were rated 'okay' (04.1 %)
187 were rated 'bad' (23.4 %)
330 were rated 'awful' (41.3 %)
238 were rated 'toxic' (29.8 %)

172 turned a canon character into a Sue (21.5 %)
2 were Cho-Sues (00.3 %)
3 were Narcissa-Sues (00.4 %)
15 were Ginny-Sues (01.9 %)
67 were Hermione-Sues (08.4 %)
27 were Lily-Sues (03.4 %)
8 were Blaise-Sues (01.0 %)
2 were Pansy-Sues (00.3 %)

40 were Taco Shows (05.0 %)
25 were Harry-Sues (03.1 %)
7 were Draco-Sues (00.9 %)
3 were Ron-Sues (00.4 %)
1 was a Sirius-Sue (00.1 %)
3 were Lupin-Sues (00.4 %)
3 were Snape-Sues (00.4 %)

1 was a Magic Stick (00.1 %)
1 was a Hermione-Stu (00.1 %)

49 were Harry's Sister Sues (06.1 %)
48 were related to Snape (06.0 %)
36 were daughters of Voldemort (04.5 %)
39 were Malfoys of whatever description (04.9 %)
8 were Weasleys (01.0 %)

51 were named Serena or something like it (06.4 %)
31 were Muggles or Squibs, rather than witches (03.9 %)
42 were some form of royalty (05.3 %)

31 were elves (03.9 %)
9 were some part veela (01.1 %)
13 were vampires (01.6 %)
11 were werewolves (01.4 %)
11 were immortal (01.4 %)
2 were catgirls (00.3 %)
3 were mermaids (00.4 %)
4 had wings (00.5 %)

8 were Buffy the Vampire Slayer crossovers (01.0 %)
1 was a Star Trek crossover (00.1 %)
1 was a Survivor crossover (00.1 %)
2 were Labyrinth crossovers (00.3 %)
21 were Anime crossovers of whatever variety (02.6%)
1 was a Lost crossover (00.1 %)
18 featured lesbians (02.3 %)
3 mentioned a BMW (00.4 %)
1 had a lightsabre (00.1 %)
3 were You-Sues (00.4 %)

11 were Stus instead of Sues (01.4 %)

I've noticed when I do these up that the percentages don't really change much. This suggests that Mary-Sues, like quantum physics, are statistically quantifiable. Out of any random selection of 100 Harry Potter Mary-Sues, you can predict with some confidence that about six will be named some variant of Serena, about five will be Malfoys, three or four will be elves, and eight will be Hermione-Gets-A-Makeover fics.

I'm not sure yet how I feel about that.

The winner of the First Comment Contest this time around was [info]hopefulnebula, who achieved that dubious honour no less than nine times. Get a life!

TITLE: Ginny
PERPETRATOR: LadyTiffany

SUE-O-METER: AWFUL (awful)

FULL NAME: Ginny Beauty Weasley
SPECIES: human/witch
HAIR: not described - probably red
EYES: not described - probably brown
MARKINGS: none mentioned
POSESSIONS: a book Madam Pince gave her.

ORIGIN: *shrug*
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Canon got drunk, watched the musical episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, read a copy of Disney Princess Magazine, and hopped into bed with Fanon. Unfortunately, we're the ones suffering the hangover.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: none mentioned.

NOTES: I can't quite describe this. No, wait, I can. I just don't want to. Really, really, really...

Um... it's filk. Just read the sample.

SAMPLE: Somebody Actually Thought This Was A Good Idea? )
 
 
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Potter Sue of the Day
25 April 2005 @ 08:33 pm
Veela!Draco is all over the place. We've even seen Veela!Hermione. But this is a new one on me:

TITLE: Harry Poter and the veela (ARRRRRRGH)
PERPETRATOR: Mme Romulosa Lupin (no, she does not have any fics starring Madamoiselle Romulosa Lupin as main character. Yet.)

SUE-O-METER: AWFUL (awful)

FULL NAME: Ginny - or possible Finny - Weasley
SPECIES: half-Veela/witch
HAIR: 'It had grown long and luxurius, darkening over the summer until she was almoste brunette, a crimson-chocolate color.' This may be subject to change.
EYES: not described.
MARKINGS: none mentioned
POSESSIONS: 'a long silver chane and a glass heart at the end of it'

ORIGIN: A 'man-veela' seduced Mrs. Weasley, and this resulted in Ginny, who must now find a mate and become Queen of the 'veelas'.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Is Ginny Weasley in some warped capacity.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: I suppose the super veela sex appeal will show up somewhere along the line.

NOTES: Man-veela. Heh. That should be on icons.

SAMPLE: Noooo! I Don't Want To Be A Beautiful Princess Whom Every Man In A Hundred Miles Will Lust For And You Can't Make Me! )
 
 
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Potter Sue of the Day
21 April 2005 @ 07:27 pm
What would you guys think of this week being Cutting Wangst Week?

ETA: FAQ updated to include definition of wangst. I also refer minions to the entries concerning the first comment thing.

TITLE: Vampire Elect
PERPETRATOR: mell8 (I have a dirty little mind, so I read that as 'fell8'. Which would be a great thing to put on a liscence plate)

SUE-O-METER: AWFUL (awful)

FULL NAME: Ginevera Weasley. She spelled it, not me. 'Ginevera' sounds like an Italian dish. Pasta Ginevera.
SPECIES: vampire thing
HAIR: 'Instead of it being the usual Weasley orange, my hair had darkened to the color of almost dried blood.'
EYES: 'Usually my eyes were either the same red as my hair, or a dark midnight black.' She uses a spell to make them look brown.
MARKINGS: 'My skin started to lighten and shine in the dark when I was thirteen. I noticed one night when I looked in the mirror and saw myself glowing.' Dude, radioactive Sue!
POSESSIONS: a blade with which she cuts herself. A cloak so that nobody can see her glowinthedarksueness. You'd think her parents would wonder.

ORIGIN: Ginny Weasley wangsted a lot and Tom Riddle turned her into a vampire. The way this metamorphosis is described makes it sound as if it was just a result of the wangst.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Was once Ginny Weasley. Paired with Draco Malfoy, who also became a vampire through the amazing power of wangst. Tattles on Snape to Voldemort.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Instantaneous healing. Amazing knife-throwing skills.

NOTES: I was under the impression one had to be bitten to become a vampire. If you could just wangst your way to undeath by being a teenager, we'd be drowning in the damn things.

SAMPLE: See Ginny Cut. Cut, Ginny, Cut. )
 
 
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Potter Sue of the Day
14 April 2005 @ 07:34 pm
50 things [info]atalantapendrag isn't allowed to do at Hogwarts.

TITLE: the spread
PERPETRATOR: I'mDistracted

SUE-O-METER: TOXIC (toxic)

FULL NAME: Arial, later Adrielle, and Ginny-Sue
SPECIES: human/witches
HAIR: not described - I suppose Ginny's is red
EYES: not described - Ginny's are probably brown
MARKINGS: none mentioned
POSESSIONS: none mentioned

ORIGIN: They're in 'Griffendor' and are teh slutz of hogwortz.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Ginny stole the name of a canon character.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: erasing the memories of their conquests, so nobody will know that they're sluts.

NOTES: Geeze, I can't even go 'yay, lesbians!' about this one.

SAMPLE: My Lesbians Are Pastede On. Without A Yay. )
 
 
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Potter Sue of the Day
19 December 2004 @ 07:43 pm
The person who gave me this one asked to remain anonymous.

TITLE: The Elvin Bride (if anybody cares, that's the title of a pornographic anime. This guy marries an elf and then discovers that her taco show is too small for his magic stick, so he heads off on a quest for the perfect lubricant.)
PERPETRATOR: gypsybaby21

SUE-O-METER: BAD (bad)

FULL NAME: Ginevra Molly Weasley
SPECIES: Elf/Witch
HAIR: 'bleach blonde hair with roots...look at the roots; BLACK not RED, but BLACK!'
EYES: 'almond shaped brown eyes'
MARKINGS: pointy ears, of course. Blackish-brown eyebrows. A burn mark on her cheek where a curse hit her. A tattoo in the middle of her collarbone that means she's destined to love Draco.
POSESSIONS: She doesn't have any to speak of, but Draco Malfoy has this ancient necklace that tells him Elf!Ginny is his perfect mate.

ORIGIN: Ginny got hit by a curse that turned her into an elf. No, really.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Was once Ginny Weasley, but no longer bears any resemblance to that character.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Good night vision. And her elf side is always blurting out mean things that Ginny would never say.

NOTES: According to the author, all elves are bisexual. I wonder if anybody's told her that Lord of the Rings fans have known that for years.

The author is trying so hard, I can't bring myself to rate it worse than a 'bad'.

SAMPLE: They Turned Me Into A Sue! A Sue? Well, I Got Better... )
 
 
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Potter Sue of the Day
25 October 2004 @ 08:19 pm
It occured to me today that eating right is just a matter of following the latest research. If some guy in a lab coat says chocolate and red wine are good for you, then hurry the heck up and binge before some other guy in a lab coat says they're not!

TITLE: Notice Me (Sue distilled to its most basic essense, ladies and gentlemen)
PERPETRATOR: Aimee Malfoy

SUE-O-METER: BAD (bad)

FULL NAME: Ginny Weasley
SPECIES: human/witch
HAIR: 'Her bright orange hair was now a dark auburn hair and ended in curls'
EYES: 'Her dark brown eyes had lightened to a tan brown'
MARKINGS: 'pale skin, was now tanned and her freckles weren't visible, anymore that much'
POSESSIONS: a womanly figure, all kinds of over-described crap that comprises most of the first chapter, an owl named Camilla, Draco Malfoy.

ORIGIN: Ginny Weasley asked to be re-sorted because she had no friends in Gryffindor. She was moved to Slytherin, and is now teh populah.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: There is no canon in this story. Everybody has become a Sue.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: none mentioned.

NOTES: Soap Opera Angst overload. People are hooking up and breaking up within a paragraph, and Ginny only has one year to win Draco's heart back from the nasty Beauxbatons girl he's seeing! Oh, the suspense!

At least there's no Pansy-bashing. This is really very blah.

SAMPLE: This Is A Harry Potter Fic, Except For The Bit Where It's Not Like Harry Potter At All. )
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