Hermione-Sue Week, day four:

TITLE: Angel of the Night, Woman of the Day
PERPETRATOR: Harpiebird

SUE-O-METER: (awful)

FULL NAME: Hermione Granger
SPECIES: Gargoyle by night, human by day. Oh, yes.
HAIR: 'her hair became an even richer shade of honey brown'
EYES: 'Hermione’s eyes suddenly turned red with pain and anger.'
MARKINGS: Blue skin, pointy ears, wings, a tail... egads.
POSESSIONS: The room of requirement. Dumbledore gives it to her.

ORIGIN: Ron gives her what was supposed to be a healing potion but turned out to be something called 'Stone's Poison', which turns people into living gargoyles like the ones in the Disney cartoon. And there's some thoroughly weird crap about how all the gargoyles vanished long ago and Hermione might be descended from them.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Was Hermione. The readers can vote on if they want her with Draco, Lupin or X Random Gargoyle.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: none mentioned.

NOTES: What possesses people to write crossovers like this? Does anybody know? Because I don't. I dare anybody to read the first chapter without wincing and/or making a WTF face. Good luck.

The author goes into great detail about why she doesn't want flames. And for an added dose of stupid, one of the reviewers refers to Lupin as a vampire.

SAMPLE: ( Chapter One )