Great Lily-Sues of the Past: Japanese Lily-Sue. No, really.

TITLE: The Marauders
PERPETRATOR: Jimbiny Lupin-Wood (oh, boy! MPreg!)

SUE-O-METER: (toxic. Incredibly so. In the 'one gram could wipe out all living things in the tri-state area' category.)

FULL NAME: Lily Evans, plus bonus-Sue Arabella Figg. Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, a Figg-Sue. I never would have thought I'd see the day.
SPECIES: human/witch and squib, I think.
HAIR: Lily: 'short crayon red hair with black streaks in it, which she often spiked'. Arabella: 'long black hair with blue streaks'.
EYES: Lily: 'a jade green color (A/N: I'm sick of emeralds...) that turned different colors depending on how she was feeling'. Arabella: ' black eyes, which she put white contacts in'.
MARKINGS: none mentioned
POSESSIONS: Lily owned 'fishnet tights, combat boots, a mini skirt, a white button-up shirt, a black and white striped tye' when she was eleven.

ORIGIN: The Sues plus James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter (praise the Lord! PETER APPEARS!) met on the Hogwarts Express and formed a punk band. No, I'm sorry, but you read that right.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Hogwarts gets mentioned a couple of times.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Causing physical chest pains in anybody who reads about them.

NOTES: ... wow.

Wow.

You know how I keep talking about an 'abysmal' rating? If I had one, this would make it.

SAMPLE: ( Wow. )