Link O The Day: OnlineConversion.com. Which is definitely the most useful thing I've posted to LOTD so far!

Five more days to vote. 'The New Mermaid' is winning everything it was nominated for so far.

TITLE: The Farcy (will there be a satiry, too?)
PERPETRATOR: Dreamy Angel

SUE-O-METER: (toxic)

FULL NAME: Maddy Johnsen
SPECIES: Human/Witch
HAIR: not described
EYES: not described
MARKINGS: none mentioned
POSESSIONS: none mentioned

ORIGIN: Was apparently created out of thin air via some form of telekinesis, as it says 'her Death Eater parents thought her'. Was home schooled, but now Dumbledore has invited her to Hogwarts.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: None yet. The summary implies that she will hook up with Lupin.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: she's a 'farcy'. This is apparently not a way of saying she finds humour in exaggeration. You'll have to read the sample.

NOTES: If you're going to invent a magical monster, it's probably a bad idea to give it a name that doesn't sound like it means 'comedic'.

SAMPLE: ( But WHY Is The GRAMMAR Gone?! )