I know this one was just on deleterius, but I just had to give it my own treatment. It's not just every day that a fic can make me feel physically ill.

TITLE: The Christian at Hogwarts
PERPETRATOR: Serena S Snape (I could make a joke here concerning a former president, but nobody would get it)

SUE-O-METER: (toxic)

FULL NAME: Ariana Alexis Azivedo
SPECIES: Human/Witch/Landover Baptist
HAIR: brown
EYES: brown
MARKINGS: none mentioned
POSESSIONS: A bible. Magic powder that makes her owl change colour.

ORIGIN: Random fanatical Christian girl - her parents let her go to Hogwarts because they believe that God has chosen her to bring the gospel to the witches and wizards.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: none so far.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: none so far... I'm waiting for her to get evangelical on everybody's ass.

NOTES: I'm afraid the only words I have for this are, appropriately enough, "Jesus fucking Christ."

SAMPLE: ( If We're Lucky, The Author Will Join A Convent Somewhere And Never Write Again. )