My mother gave me a kohlrabi. It is the vegetable from space. If I suddenly start leaving glowing reviews of the Sues, you'll know it's because the kohlrabi took over my body.

fandom_scruples is back. He posted a rant about how he hates JKR now because she refuses to discourage people from writing slash... it was funny, but he has, sadly, deleted it. Boy, I wish my life was so dull that I had to go around inventing things to bitch about.

I think I just called the kettle black. Oh, well.

TITLE: Harry and Sarah Potter: Twins (excuse me while I go find a container for my joy)
PERPETRATOR: Angel of the Dragon (she also has a fic about Sailor Earth, whose name - surprise! - is also Sarah. Gosh, I wonder what the author's name is)

SUE-O-METER: (toxic)

FULL NAME: Sarah Potter
SPECIES: human/witch
HAIR: 'She had cropped her hair short and looked even more like her father'. I assume it's black.
EYES: McGonagall tells her 'You’ve your mother’s eyes, child', so they must be green.
MARKINGS: lightning-bolt scar
POSESSIONS: lots of hand-me-downs from the Weasleys. A snowy owl just like Hedwig.

ORIGIN: Harry's sister, who was given to the Weasleys to raise because they can so afford to take on an extra child.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: See above.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: she talks to trees. And animals. And anything that was 'once living', so she also talks to the furniture. No kidding. And she has prophetic dreams - she claims that the name for somebody with this power is a 'dreamcatcher'.

NOTES: This one isn't bad enough to be a toxic on the usual grounds. Awful certainly, but not toxic. However, pretty much the whole first chapter consists of varying degrees of plagiarism. Bad Sue Author, bad!

SAMPLE: ( Oooh, Lookit The Plagiarizing Mary-Sue! )