Today is the last day of Draco/Hermione songfic day!

TITLE: I Don't Love You Like I Did Yesterday
PERPETRATOR: Azure Darkness
SUE-O-METER: (bad)

FULL NAME: Hermione Granger
SPECIES: witch
HAIR: her hair covers her breasts.
EYES: "feeling of relief , lust, and ... sadness."
MARKINGS: Hermione is covered in sweat.
POSSESSIONS: Hermione has a 2000 Galleon black dress and a "beautiful emerald, surrounded with diamonds, and a pearl engagement ring". Draco owns a shirt that says "If you think the sun is hot, you haven't seen my wife". And he wonders why she cheated on him?

ORIGIN: My Chemical Romance's tortured emo souls.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: She and Draco are married, but she cheats on him.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Hermione makes "beautiful" noises in bed.

NOTES: I just can't see Hermione cheating on her husband, just as I can't see Draco letting a cheating wife live.

( NSFW, I'm kind of surprised that a MCR songfic would have smut in it. )

'TITLE: Bailamos
PERPETRATOR: Queen Li
SUE-O-METER: (awful)

FULL NAME: Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy
SPECIES: witch and wizard
HAIR: Hermione's is in a "French twist".
EYES: they gaze into each other's eyes A LOT.
MARKINGS: none mentioned.
POSSESSIONS: Hermione has "sky blue robes".

ORIGIN: It's 7th year, and for some reason there is a Yule Ball. Hermione and Draco are dateless losers because they secretly love each other. Draco decides that "Bailamos" is the perfect song to let Hermione know that he loves. "Bailamos" by Enrique Iglesias.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Harry and Ron ditch Hermione for their girlfriends. Draco loves Hermione, and she loves him. Apparently the Sorting Hat wanted to put Draco in Gryffindor. If the Sorting Hat had any brains it should have put him in Wussydor.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Hermione is very pessimistic. She could put me to shame. They both stink pretty.

NOTES: I think all the HBP haters will love the fact that the Suethor paired Harry and Ron with Ginny and Lavender. I laughed.

( If Lucius knew Draco was going be like this he would have done killed him at birth 300 style. )

'TITLE: When I See You Smile
PERPETRATOR: rock x crazii 342
SUE-O-METER: (bad)

FULL NAME: Hermione Granger
SPECIES: witch
HAIR: not mentioned
EYES: not mentioned
MARKINGS: none
POSSESSIONS: Apparently she has "weapons".

ORIGIN: Hermione returns to Draco after six long years apart. To the tune of "When I See You Smile by Bad English".
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Is Draco's One True Love. They "stole kisses" during the Yule Ball. Hermione is broken, and has lost everything so she is returning to Draco.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: None. Draco, on the other hand, managed to keep a fire burning for six years.

NOTES: This one was a poorly written climax to an ending everyone could see coming.

( Thanks! Now that song is going to be stuck in my head! )

Link of the Day: belovedligeia wants us to see Lego-Sue!Hermione.

TITLE: What Hurts the Most
PERPETRATOR: ariellabella
BANNER: This one isn't so bad.
SUE-O-METER: (bad)

FULL NAME: Hermione Granger
SPECIES: witch
HAIR: not mentioned
EYES: "sparkling brown eyes"
MARKINGS: none mentioned
POSSESSIONS: A unique ring: "The band was platinum and shaped into a rose, the stem wrapping around her finger, each leaf a small emerald; the rose itself had gold drops on it as if it had rained and on its side was a large tear shaped diamond. Every part had a meaning to it; the emeralds and silver being the colors of his house making the ring part of him. The rose itself with the drops told the story of their first kiss".

ORIGIN: Rascal Flatt’s “What Hurts the Most”.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Draco and Hermione fall in love. Then, one day, Draco is attacked by Death Eaters and they kill him out of revenge. Hermione is pregnant, and Draco died not knowing. When she gives birth to their son, she names him Draco.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: When she reads Draco's "Good-bye" letter, she goes into labour.

NOTES: I love the random meeting of Blaise in the story. He is a huge presence in all Dramione fics, and I have no idea why.

( I have changed the words to this song, and I sing it to my best friend when the Ottawa Senators lose. )

Link of the Day: sapphire_jazz found Draco's MySpace Page. It's pretty good, much better than the Myspace that Jeremy Jackson (of Baywatch fame) has.

redlily, you said "...[I]f someone used ... an Imogen Heap song, THERE WOULD BE HELL TO PAY". Well, this is just as bad as fanfic.

I think I will officially make it Draco & Hermione Songfic Week.

TITLE: Over
PERPETRATOR: slytheringoddess_22
BANNER: At least it doesn't have any green in it.
SUE-O-METER: (awful)

FULL NAME: Hermione Granger
SPECIES: witch
HAIR: not mentioned
EYES: tear-filled
MARKINGS: none mentioned
POSSESSIONS: Hermione has a "pink diamond pendant" that Draco gave her for their two month anniversary. Ooo, la dee da.

ORIGIN: "Over" by Lindsay Lohan. I think the Suethor is pretending she is Hermione.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Draco dumps her after they date for five months. He says it's because they come from very different lifestyles. Hermione cries, instead of punching him. She cries on Ginny's shoulder, and Harry and Ron pop by to support her.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: She can use netspeak in her conversations.

NOTES: Draco's excuse is pretty lame, but I guess it's a good escape. I mean, what would the 1-year anniversary gift be? Two animals of every kind?

( Yes, as I read this I will repeat the chorus '3x'. *SIGH* )

TITLE: Kissing You
PERPETRATOR: superdelly
SUE-O-METER: (awful)

FULL NAME: Hermione Granger
SPECIES: Movie!Canon teary-Hermione (Why are you almost crying 90% of the time in the movies??? Stop it!)
HAIR: not mentioned
EYES: not mentioned
MARKINGS: none
POSSESSIONS: uncomfortable shoes, Draco's green hankie.

ORIGIN: A Des'ree song from William Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: This takes place after the Yule Ball, when Hermione is left alone on the staircase. Draco smarms her and in her fragile state she falls for it. I'm sure incriminating photos will be on Draco MySpace later.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: bottomless-pit tear ducts.

NOTES: I can't believe Hermione would fall for this. It doesn't do her character justice.

( This tent is for champions ... and friends. Sorry, that's my favourite lines from the movie. )

TITLE: Lips of an Angel
PERPETRATOR: DracosWifey (Worst. Name. Ever.)
SUE-O-METER: (awful)

FULL NAME: Draco Malfoy
SPECIES: Sperminator Extraordinare
HAIR: blond
EYES: not mentioned
MARKINGS: none
POSSESSIONS: a cell phone with caller ID

ORIGIN: A Hinder song.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Hermione and Draco were former lovers, then he got together with Pansy, and Hermione went out with Harry. Draco ended up knocking Hermione up. She confesses this to him on the phone, then goes and cries in a park. Draco knows where she went, and cuddles her and admits his love.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: His 'seed' shoots out of him to his intended target.

NOTES: I think the Suethor has very romantic ideas when it comes to unexpected pregnancies. I think she has been watching too much Passions. Draco would really go: "Tell Harry to have fun with that."

( Springtime is the time for plowing, and Hermione sure got plowed in this fic. )