Last day of DrAgUnPrInCeSs Week!

Second Sue!


Keep up the great work in Pottersuesburg! Add industry, improve the transport network, increase security, and now improve the environment! Plus, it's #52 in Canada, right now.


TITLE: A Black Heart Wields a Black Rose[Kumi;one of the twins who live
PERPETRATOR: DrAgUnPrInCeSs
SUE-O-METER: (toxic)

FULL NAME: Kimiko Riey Ashely Christina Carmen Alyssia-Jane Yuan and Kumi Askysa Samantha Eva Nicole Molly Alyson Yuan
SPECIES: Kimiko: "a natural/animagus/werewolf/light angel/pureblooded witch". Kumi: "natural/animagus/vampire/dark angel/pureblooded witch" and a "veela&a metamorphis[like tonks]".
HAIR: Kimiko: "Long, silky,wavy yet straight raven black hair[stops bout 2 inches below shoulder blade]", "Oh and light brown highlights that show up every now and then. Like when your feeling a very powerful emotion"
Kumi: "your hair stops 3 1/2 below shoulder blade. Unlike your sis when its green your happy. Normal hazel[brown/green]".
EYES: Kimiko: "brown,green,blue,red,black[like Aeonflux] eyes. Your eyes change according to your feelings/emotions brown=reg, blue=happy, green=no emotion what so ever, red=mad, black=pissed,going on a killing spree,or transforming, and white with specks of brown,green, blue, red, and black= sad or depressesd and not put up with anyone's bullsh*t. Eyes are normally hazel[brown/blue]."
Kumi: "Red mad, blood red pissed, pink in love, blue emotion less, green jealous, red and black being b****y,rainbow up to no good, white no to be f***ed with or depressed. Regular is red&brown."
MARKINGS: Kimiko: 5'6" and 120 lbs. The Suethor tells us that "clothes; 3,4 womans, 36c bra, 7 1/2 shoe". She is "pasty yet tan (have abit of mexi and a bit if chinese blood so you are very pretty)". She has "Rosy red lips,clear skin, perfect straight whie teeth(never had braces)". W/e bitch, I got to be smile of the month when my braces came off.
: is 5'4, 115 lbs, size: "3,4,5,6 womans, 44d bra; 7 1/2 or 8 shoe" and freckles.
I am going to assume that they both have wings.
POSSESSIONS: Wands, Kimiko's is a "veela", and Kumi's is a "phoenix". A shit-load of clothes, all muggle.

ORIGIN: They are twins, but born a year apart. This is the Suethor's favourite creation.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Voldemort killed their parents when they were one, which, again, doesn't make sense if they are a year apart. I think Voldemort did this because he knew that they spawned the biggest Mary-Sues that ever Mary-Sued. They lived with foster parents and on their own until they were 14. Then Kumi's Godparents, the Malfoys, found them. Draco enjoys flirting with Kumi "accidentally". They don't know that the Malfoys are Death Eaters, Lucius goes on "lots of business trips", and Narcissa Malfoy spoils the girls. This means that they will probably hook-up. Sirius' parents are Kimiko's Godparents. I'm pretty sure Draco is going to end up with Kimiko and Harry is going to end up with Kumi.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Kimiko: "Nice, calm,quiete, laid back, ambitious,tomboy+ girly-girl=her, loyal to friends, brave, nontroublemaker........ alone[with your sister your unstoppable],you make the plans for the pranks while your sis gets the iteams being used. Your patient, dont pick fights,dont get into arguements alot, of someone insults or hurts you friends or family BEWARE OF KiMiKO YUAN. You have split personalits one you are quiet/calm/girly-girl the next you are lound/ambitious/skater/punk/tomboy." "A natural is a witch or wizard who can do wandless magic since they were born. An animagus is a witch or wizard who can transform into an animal at will. your animagus form is an asian white tiger with black stripes and icy blue eyes. A werewolf is a witch or wizard that has been bitten by a werewolf. they transform every full moon. A light angel is a nice regular version of an angel. A pureblooded witch is a witch that nobody in her family is a muggle(non-magic folk), but you ang your sister are not deatheaters. [light angel]". She is also a Seer.
Kumi: "Nice,b****y,loud, annoying, obnotious, ambitious, girly-girl+tomboy= her,loyal to freinds,a TRoUBLeMaKeR with a capital T (with or without sis). While she makes the plans you get the supplies. You impatient, you tend to get into a lot of arugements about the sillyest things. WaRNiNG Do NoT iNSULT FRieNDS oR FAMiLY iN FRoNT oF HeR. SHe HaS a eMoTiaL RaNGe oF a TeaSPooN! YoU WeRe WaRNeD You have split personalitys you can be loud/annoying/skater/punk/tomboy once then the next you can be quiet/calm/laidback/girly-girl." Her powers: "You, like your sis, are a natural/animagus/vampire/dark angel/pureblooded witch. Your animagus form is an asian black tiger with white stripes and jade eyes. A vampire is a witch or wizard who has fangs and hates garlic,sunlight,and silver. Unlike them you can walk in sunlight, eat things with garlic,and is immuned to silver, but you still need to feed every once and a while. But unlike your sis u are a veela&a metamorphis[like tonks]. A veela is a witch who is very attractive and can trap any one in her gaze. you are 1/4 veela. A metamorphis is a witch or wizard who can transform their looks, unlike them you can change your whole appearance(transform into a person). All your hair changes color even the hightlights of it. You and your sis are NOT deatheaters I reapeat NOT deatheathers. Just to make that clear.[dark angel]". She is also a "Occlumist&Legitismist[beyond skilled with this]".

Communal powers: "You both are immune to spells {inculeds impero,curcio,and avada kadava. {Yes awesome i no}".

NOTES: I don't know who this person is, but the Kimiko looks like her, apparently. This is

( I just stopped caring, my brain is broken. )

Last day of DrAgUnPrInCeSs Week! I'm sure many of you are happy!

Two Sues today!


Keep up the great work in Pottersuesburg! Add industry, improve the transport network, increase security, and now improve the environment! Plus, it's #52 in Canada, right now.


TITLE: Maximum Ride: Back To School . . . In England?!
PERPETRATOR: DrAgUnPrInCeSs
SUE-O-METER: (toxic)

FULL NAME: Maximum Joanna Sarah-Michelle Jamie-Lynn Ride aka Max
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: "Brown with lighter brown highlights. When the light hits it right its blonde"
EYES: "ever changing eyes. Mostly brown or hazel"
MARKINGS: She is 5'8" and 1/2. I bet she has wings.
POSSESSIONS: Her "flock" of comrades - Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gassy, and Angel. Several phones, one of them looks like this, and another looks like this, and another one looks like this.

ORIGIN: This is a crossover with Maximum Ride. Her and her friends had to decide wheather to go to "Xavier's School For Gifted Youngsters or something and Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizarding". Guess which one they picked?
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Upon arrival at Hogwarts, Max tells everyone that she doesn't trust McGonagall. She was mad because some guy knocked her up, but she lost the baby because someone pushed her down the stairs. The Sorting Hat makes her dizzy, so she refuses to wear it. The Hat deems her un-sortable, and then sorts her into "Huffleclaw", where she asks to just be in Hufflepuff. She sends several texts during the sorting, I think some of them are to Draco. Then she makes Tonks, Luna and Ginny as well as all the other girls dance to various hip-hop songs.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: She is an "avian-human hybrid" meaning she is "98%human 2%bird", and is "high maintantence[lol]". She can speak Italian.

NOTES: She looks like Jojo. Also, why is a seven-year-old going to Hogwarts?

( This is the worst thing I have ever read. )

Day five of DrAgUnPrInCeSs Week!

Everyone is doing a great job with Pottersuesburg! We can add industry, improve the transport network, and increase security!


TITLE: Hello, I'm Adrienne, Just Adrienne
PERPETRATOR: DrAgUnPrInCeSs
SUE-O-METER: (toxic)

FULL NAME: Adrienne Jasmine Hannah Pamela Dana Mallory Lay
SPECIES: Pureblood Witch
HAIR: "brown hair with light brown thats down and knotted"
EYES: "blue eyes filled with confusion and disagreement"
MARKINGS: "Im short, got some butt&boobs"
POSSESSIONS: She has a Sue-friend named, wait for it, "K-ourtney[kay-ourtney you seperate the k from the rest. its like a pause then countinue the rest]". She has "dirty converse hightops, baggy black shorts, studded belt, green shirt, and red tie, and up at my hat turned to the right". I think she has an iPod, but it's not named, she listens to System of a Down and "Chris Brown's Exclusive cd" on it.

ORIGIN: She is Avril Lavigne's sister. She wants to tell us about her life at Hogwarts during fifth year. I think she transfers to Hogwarts from Beauxbatons.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: She is in the same year as Harry. According to the Suethor, she is not going to end up with Harry or Draco. I'm shocked. She makes one of the stupidest entrances into the Great Hall that I have ever read. Then she listens to her iPod while talking to the Sorting Hat. The hat tells her that she is just like her sister. She tells the Hat that Avril is coming to get her guitar picks and "Making sure Im okay and that I dont get into the wrong house,". Avril pops by right at that moment, apparating at Hogwarts. Finally, the Hat sorts her into Slytherin. Once over there, she decides to vandalize the Slytherin banner with this "punk" symbol. Umbridge freaks out. Then Avril is mysteriously back and wows everyone by singing Nobody's Home, in the Great Hall. Then, with a stray tear on her "cheeck" she leaves. Adrienne tells us that she will be back at Christmas.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: She tells us that her bloodtype is "AB postive;pureblood". Not the rarest, but still one of the lesser common blood types. Skateboarding skills. She has special powers, and can make the candles "work" with her so she can stand on them while vandalizing the Slytherin banner. She can sing.

NOTES: Avril a Pureblood witch, and we learn in chapter two that she cursed "Voldy" into oblivion. She probably sang at him.

( Lestrange is Bellatrix's married name. If you were her sister, and unmarried, your last name would be Black. )

Pottersueburg needs more industry.

Day four of DrAgUnPrInCeSs Week!

TITLE: Cha-Cha-Cha-Changes[Luna just Luna]
PERPETRATOR: DrAgUnPrInCeSs
SUE-O-METER: (toxic)

FULL NAME: Luna Lovegood aka Sally. I'm not kidding.
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: "Ok first I washed, dried, layered, and layered my hair. I had too wash it about 5 times to find my oringal hair color[i was dirty blonde]. Its now an inch-above-the-waist-lenght blonde[plus layers]. Striaght up to the root, blonde hair", "has curls that casade down my back. They are very bouncy so the never lie down[[it naturally like that if i wash it and dont blow dry it so its about mid/upper back]]".
EYES: Not mentioned, thank God.
MARKINGS: a manicure and a pedicure. "I shaved everywhere i mean everywhere. You name it, I shaved arms, armpits, and legs[I am like completely hairless now except for my haed,DUH!]", ". I got my ears pirced again[2nd hole], the top of my right ear[which I keep a diamond in at all times], and wait drumroll please *fake drumroll with hands on dairy* my bellybutton[naval] pierced. YaY ME!."
POSSESSIONS: A diary that she writes to us in. She has contacts now, so she doesn't have to wear glasses anymore. I don't remember Luna wearing prescription glasses. After her dad's death, she became "intiled to the Quibbler, the money, the house, and everything else". She has "bra's&undergarments from Victoria's Sercrets. You know the ones Im talking about.", "highheels, boots, sandals, stellios, flats, flip flops[<--most defiently],and tennis shoes (means 7 or more of each.)I have 5 purses each for these occasions: weddings, funrals, parties, balls, cascal, dressy, (5 of each). Then I have the purses that I actually use. I call them my Luna purses. 17 differnt bottles of nail polish[silver being my fav], 4 differnt styles of lingeres, 30 slyles of sleepware, rings, 50 braclets, dresses[that i dont wear....still], skirts, watches, jackets, a razor blue celly,a blue ipod nano, a laptop, a vanity dresser equiped woth a mirror[big]to put the makeup and crap in. And a du duna daaaaaa! a Lambo. Its blue and my names on the side. Its too fresh." More clothes and items: "Im wearin a lot of Hollister and Abercrombie&Fitch clothes so bepared. Black mascara, enough black eyeliner to give my eyes that smokey effect. Uhh I have on a white shirt/jacket[H] that the sleeves are pushed up to my elbows. With a gray-polka-dot-tank[A&F] underneath it, but there both supa tight damn you Hollister and A&F! N-e-ways since it sooooo tight it shows my diamond chained naval ring[late b-day present thank u grandma!] I also have on goes into girly mode a white t-shirt push-up bra [wow] and gray boyshorts from VS[wow really long word]. Some 98% cotton/2% spandex, a little stretch, medium wash, seagull on right pocket, super low rise fit blue jean from H. It huggs my watever hips/curves or any type of theighs i might have showin off my dare i say it azz. And to match a pair of gray[A&F] flip flops. I have no lipgloss on with a spray of [A&F] perfume. I have my celly, a mini mirror, a little makeup in my [A&F] gray and white striped tote. My shruken trunk, broom,and extra things are also in my purse. I have on a silver locket and a daimond necklace[you cant see the locket it has a long chain], a silver ladybug watch[that i put the (supa long)chain through my belt loops. its long enough that you can see it from under my supa long shirt], diamond ring on my friendship finger. [...] a white&gray striped headband with a ribbon tail the i tied on the right behind my ear and over my right shoulder." She also has a new puppy, named "firecracker".

ORIGIN: Her dad dies, so she decides to makes some changes in her life.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: She is a fifth year Ravenclaw, who is apparently Luna Lovegood. I have yet to see real evidence of this.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: "im gonna live my life like its my last. a never know it could be." She has her "DRiVERS&MOTORCYCLE LiNCENSE". She is the very first fifth year who gets to decide if she wants to be in seventh year.

NOTES: I fucking died when I read this: "Im actully starting to wear all those clothes my Aunt Sam brought me a long time ago[Christmas, B-day, 4 of July] that I never opened."

WHY THE FUCK WOULD LUNA CELEBRATE THE FOURTH OF JULY?! SHE'S BRITISH!!!

/caps, my apologies.

( WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO TO DEAR LUNA???!!! )

Excellent job everyone! With the increase in population to Pottersueburg, we can now improve the transport network!

It's the third day of DrAgUnPrInCeSs Week!

TITLE: Au Revoir
PERPETRATOR: DrAgUnPrInCeSs
SUE-O-METER: (toxic)

FULL NAME: Danielle Delacour aka Dragonfly, Dani, Daniyellie[[dan-yell-e], and Bubbles
SPECIES: Witch/Part Veela
HAIR: A "black ponytail holder that holds up her knee, yes knee lenght, long hair into a high ponytail to form a big curl which is carelessly thrown over her right shoulder with her shoulder lenght bangs in her face."
EYES: "ocean blue"
MARKINGS: "brick red lips and a very clear complexion except for the freckles going across her nose. She has a d bust and a butt, white teeth and very nice curves", "Also you can see the outline of her cross naval ring. Her first hole has skull hoops in it, the second one has skull studs in it." She also has, "a tatoo that is a black panther climbing up her back that diggs its claws in her back drawing little blood that dripps down from the punture marks". Sexy! "She has more pericings her top right ear has a black spiked hoop earing in it. Her other pericings are her bellybutton [duh!],nose that has a diamond stud in it, and her ears periced twice."
POSSESSIONS: "a pair of blue jeans that sits on her waist, a white tank on with red one over it, but the white one is longer so you can see it. The red one has thinner straps", "a skull necklace with a matching skull belt that she has the front of the shirt tucked behind it so the buckle will show", "She has on red, white, black,and blue skull flats, and a black ponytail holder", and a messenger bag.

ORIGIN: She is entering sixth year at Hogwarts, I think she used to go to school in America.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: She is Fleur's younger sister, and Gabrielle's older sister. Her mother disowned her for being a Sue being bisexual. They had her in an arranged marriage when she was 4, and she had a miscarriage at age 13. She meets Draco & Co. on the Hogwarts Express, and then goes off to meet Harry & Co. She knows Blaise from the Triwizard Tournament, Hermione from Lizzy, and Hagrid from God knows where.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: She is "very pretty" and is bisexual. She has "ADDD Attention Diflict Disorder Double& ADHDD Attention Diflict Hyper Disorder". She likes to fly dragons.

NOTES: Apparently she looks like a different Christina Aguilera than the one I am thinking of.

( If you don't want to talk about your miscarriage then don't bring it up! )

DrAgUnPrInCeSs Week continues!

TITLE: Into the Heart of a Dancer
PERPETRATOR: DrAgUnPrInCeSs
SUE-O-METER: (bad)

FULL NAME: Tyler Icy-Marie Favre
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: "brownish blonde with blonde hightlights"
EYES: "blue-green eyes"
MARKINGS: "a freckled body"
POSSESSIONS: A small backpack filled with her clothes.

ORIGIN: Unknown (America), but she "consisters" Harry as a little brother. She is 13. She knows magic, but hasn't attended Hogwarts.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: It appears that this is a re-telling of Chamber of Secrets with the bonus Sue-insert! Yay! She and Harry have this weird pseudo-sibling thing going on. I bet they are going to hook up.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: "Sweet, outgoing, crazy, american sweetheart, fun person to hang with, just herself". Ok... She can use magic in the summertime.

NOTES: I wonder if this girl knows she is in this story? Because that's not the Suethor. This is another story that I had to highlight to read.

( Maybe I'm bitter and jaded, but I get a creepy vibe reading this. )

Come and live in quaint Pottersueburg! Current population: 58. Visit, or build some industry

I have a serious question about my every increasing backlog of submission sent by the minions. I have warned you all that it does take a while, and I do advocate the use of deleterius, but I still receive lots of emails from the minions sending in Sues. I would like your opinion. Should I close/refuse any submissions until I've made a sizable dent, and then allow them again? Or should I only use submissions that warrant a "toxic" or "awful" rating?.

TITLE: No Choice
PERPETRATOR: DrAgUnPrInCeSs I hate ToGgLe.
SUE-O-METER: (toxic)

FULL NAME: Elizabeth Alexandria Isabella Evans-Rodriguez-Riddle aka Lizzy
SPECIES: Pureblood witch/a light AND dark angel
HAIR: "long an-inch-below-my-waist-red ( it goes black& white too but ill get to that later) following silky hair"
EYES: "jade/emarld, blue, red, black, white eyesjade=sad, dark emarld=reg, blue=incredalbly happy, red=really pissed, black=so pissed off that well you dont wanna know, white= tranformation hair too then goes back to red[hair] and emarld[eyes]( talk bout it later)"
MARKINGS: "I have nice curves and a very big butt not to big bust( like a 38c or a 42d either way its big like huge), unlike most white yes white girls i actully have an ass. Am i lying most white girls dont have asses thats why they wear tight very tight pants most of the time. I guess i get it from my mexi hertirage i have i dont know." and "rosy red lips". She has: "a belly,nose ring. Ears peirced 3 times in each ear and top ear on the right" and "a tat. Its right above the underwire line, its a black rose that says in curvise yes curvise 'Can you turn MY black roses red' with a tear right beside it". Wings, one being white and the other black.
POSSESSIONS: headbands. Strawberry scented "shower gel, shampoo,conditior&lotion" and vanilla lotion, she wears them at the same time. This means I should never stand near here because she will give me an instant headache. She has a "cd of Shakira 'My Hips Don't lie'". A giant mansion in England in the country, where she lives with her mom. A spa/bathroom like in What Girl Wants, that has 8'x8' mirrors. Clothes: "a white&pink bra [pink base white line and straps] with stripped matching boy shorts", "a pair of white kapriis, a pink off the shoulder shirt with white straps that cover the bra straps and its elbow length with Babygirl in white cursive letters, and a pair of pink and white 3 inch wedge-style-sandals[pink top kaki color on bottom]", "solid black pants,tank,bra&hiphuggers", and it goes on and on, you have no idea! Her closet is four floors. I can't even read it. She has a cellphone, digital camera, and some tacky looking Louis Vuttion items. She has an mp3/mp4 player. She has a House Elf named "Cinnamon", Hermione aka Mi-Mi doesn't seem to care.

ORIGIN: She was born at 11:59pm on Hallowe'en. She is from Mexico, but I think she is the daughter of Lily Evans and Voldemort. She tells people that her mother is Lily's foster sister, but I don't think that's true. She used to attend "Xaviers school for mutants", but then she received her Hogwarts letter.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: She looks like Lily Evans, but with longer hair. She is Hermione's best friend. Hermione greets her when she arrives in England. She gets to call her "Mi-Mi". They have a swim wear fashion show together, and then they find out that Draco is her neighbor. Lizzy and Draco splash around in the pool together, stare at each other, and almost kiss.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: She is a light angel when she is happy, and a dark angel when she is sad. Normally she is a mix of both. Apparently she is nice, despite being the "baddest" on the planet. Baddest what? Who knows.

NOTES: She keeps putting pictures of Lindsay Lohan (circa Freaky Friday) in the story. I'm not surprised, seeing how she scatters other pictures throughout the story. I had to highlight the text to read it. I've formatted the sample to read how I had to read it. Can I have a DrAgUnPrInCeSs week? Please?

( Your eyes will need a cold compress after this. )