Well, unfortunately, DracoFan626 week is going to have to be cut short... seems she went through and deleted some of her masterpieces, claiming writer's block. The one I had scheduled for today is gone, but fortunately, she left this little gem, which I was going to save for Friday.

So without further ado, I give you:

TITLE: The Forgotten Potter
PERPETRATOR: DracoFan626

SUE-O-METER: (how bad is it?)

	WRITING:
	SUEAGE:
	WRONGNESS:

FULL NAME: Hailey Potter
SPECIES: Human/Witch
HAIR: black
EYES: "emerald green"
MARKINGS: I didn't see mention of any. If she has a lightning-bolt scar I am going to scream.
POSESSIONS: none so far.

ORIGIN: Harry's twin, whom everybody thought died when the house was destroyed, but Sirius picked her out of the rubble and then just left her on the nearest doorstep. Way to take care of the kid, Sirius.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Yet another Harry twin.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: a parselmouth, naturally.

NOTES: Not quite as painful as Kyra Malfoy back there... but still.

SAMPLE: ( Harry Has Yet Another Myserious Twin Sister. How Many Are We Up To Now? )

DracoFan626 week continues... and it's going to be a roller coaster, folks! By that I mean it'll make you sick, and the first bit was the high point.

TITLE: Kyra Malfoy
PERPETRATOR: DracoFan626

SUE-O-METER: (how bad is it?)

	WRITING:
	SUEAGE:
	WRONGNESS:

FULL NAME: Kyra Malfoy (duh)
SPECIES: Human/Witch
HAIR: not described; I'm guessing blonde
EYES: not described
MARKINGS: none so far
POSESSIONS: a house-elf named Cinderella. Cinder-fucking-rella!

ORIGIN: Draco's sister, sent to Beauxbatons instead of Hogwarts because she was an embarrassment to the family. Now she's going to go to Hogwarts instead, because the plot said so.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Draco Malfoy's 'good' sister.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: speaking Babelfish French.

NOTES: You have to go read this fic. You will not understand my pain until you have read this fic. This little freak scores about a hundred and four on the Sue-o-meter... and it's a one-to-ten scale.

Our Sueoine is Draco's good sister. At five years old the precocious little dear was already speaking out against Voldemort. Her parents sent her away because she embarrassed them so badly by not being 3\/1|_. Now that the plot has brought her back, they dote on Draco and neglect her. It should be her that's named Cinderella, not the fucking house elf.

It burns! It freezes! And this is just the first chapter! I couldn't bear to read anymore... I'm contemplating suicide as it is.

Misery loves company... so please, read the fic.

SAMPLE: ( ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH! )

Yesterday you probably all started to develop a kernel of respect for DracoFan626, and if you're like me, you're probably slightly ashamed of liking an author who writes such blatant Mary-Sues.

Fear not. I'm about to fix that for you. Presenting the second installment of DracoFan626 Week - Quinn Hudson!

TITLE: Secrets Within
PERPETRATOR: DracoFan626

SUE-O-METER: (how bad is it?)

	WRITING:
	SUEAGE:
	WRONGNESS:

FULL NAME: Quinn Hudson
SPECIES: Human/Witch
HAIR: not described
EYES: not described
MARKINGS: none so far
POSESSIONS: a shirt with an American flag on it.

ORIGIN: A transfer student from the "Salem School for the Magically Gifted." Something tells me we're going to be hearing that name a lot. Sorted into Gryffindor... probably just to provide romantic tension with Draco.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Mad helpless crush on Draco. *rolls eyes*
SPECIAL ABILITIES: none so far

NOTES: So there's this girl on the Hogwarts express wearing a shirt with an American flag on it and speaking with an American accent... and people keep asking her where she's from? GAH.

Oh, and our Sueoine thinks Hufflepuff has 'a stupid name.' That does it... I'm gonna hunt her down. Nobody insults my house and gets away with it!

SAMPLE: ( Stick To Humour Fics, Dear. )

Okay, it's time to lighten up for a bit... you guys should like this one. Hell, I know I did. I was in tears from laughter at the end of the first chapter... which is weird, because as a general rule straight self-inserts annoy the hell out of me. There is, however, a certain amount of honesty and innocence in this one that actually makes it entertaining.

Or maybe I've just read so many Sues that anything is fun by comparison.

TITLE: WOW! (yup... that's the title, people)
PERPETRATOR: DracoFan626 (another authorname that sounds oddly familiar...)

SUE-O-METER: (how bad is it?)

	WRITING:
	SUEAGE:
	WRONGNESS:

FULL NAME: Ashley White and Nicole Halloway
SPECIES: Human/Witchs
HAIR: not described
EYES: not described
MARKINGS: none so far
POSESSIONS: none so far

ORIGIN: Just a pair of insane Draco fans who get sucked through their computer screens and onto the Hogwarts express.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: They've read the books.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Actually making me laugh for once at something besides the author's stupidity.

NOTES: The author's name sounds familiar, but I've actually never posted one of her Sues before. This is odd, since she's written... *pauses to count* ... five of them.

Okay, this week is going to be DracoFan626 Week. My entries this Monday through Friday will feature DracoFan626 Sues. I hope she feels honoured. ^_^

SAMPLE: ( She's Right, You Know... My Size Barbie Is Scary As Hell )