Thanks to an anonymous minion for sending in today's second Sue!

TITLE: Harry Potter and the Philosopher Stone: my version
PERPETRATOR: Forevercountry
SUE-O-METER: (toxic)

FULL NAME: Faith Lily Potter aka Faith Lily Windrift
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: like Lily's
EYES: "a hazel mixed with blue"
MARKINGS: a mark/tatoo that Death gave her that says "Semper Fidelis" with a cross.
POSSESSIONS: a baby phoenix that has a connection to her. It's named Snowfire.

ORIGIN: She was a premature stillborn birth; Harry had to "stay in the womb" for a bit longer. While Lily is holding her body, a heartbeat starts and then Faith glows. Then Death shows up and not!dead newborn Faith has a chat with him. No one is to know she is alive to protect Harry and herself. Is raised by the "Windrift" family.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Harry's twin sister. Becomes friends with Hermione as a child.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Comes back to life. Talk and walks at birth. Is a Seer. She is more powerful than any witch or wizard that has ever lived and will become more powerful as she grows.

NOTES: This story made me think of creating a "What the shit is this?" rating. But really, aren't all "toxics" like that?

( It looks like someone left the ether on! )

TITLE: The Rise of Diggory
PERPETRATOR: TRoD CedLives
SUE-O-METER: (bad)

FULL NAME: Cedric Diggory
SPECIES: Zombie?
HAIR: "brown hair dripping with potion"
EYES: "cold, grey eyes"
MARKINGS: muscles
POSSESSIONS: wet clothes, a coffin.

ORIGIN: After being dead for two years, Professor Slughorn and Amos Diggory resurrect Cedric in the Department of Mysteries. It took two years to make the potion that brought him back from the other side of the veil.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Appears to be the first person who crossed the veil back. After coming back he tells his dad that he doesn't want to spend time with him because he "has work to do". Cedric immediately leaves his father to head off to Bill and Fleur's wedding. Slughorn must be so pissed.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Is not dead anymore. He has serenity equal to the risen Christ.

NOTES: My WTF meter went off the roof! Of all the people to reanimate, you picked Cedric? What about Dumbledore? Sirius? The Potters? Anyone? Bueller?

( You know what this reminds me of? The Bible. )

This is... different.

TITLE: Sarah who? (Sarah-SUE!)
PERPETRATOR: Bekki

SUE-O-METER: (toxic)

FULL NAME: Sarah Malfoy
SPECIES: disembodied spirit
HAIR: none
EYES: none
MARKINGS: none mentioned
POSESSIONS: none mentioned

ORIGIN: Narcissa had twins, a boy and a girl who were given the rather poorly-matched names of Draco and Sarah. Lucius thought twins were bad luck, so he tried to kill the girl, but the doctor intervened, getting himself killed instead, and the girl lived on as a disembodied spirit. What? You don't believe me?
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Is Draco's disembodied sister.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: being a disembodied Mary-Sue.

NOTES: The summary reads as follows:

When a girl starts at Hogworts in 5th yr, you'd think Harry would be suspicious

Yeah, you'd think he would, wouldn't he?

The only real reaction to the main plot of this fic that I can work up is the old standby of "OMG. WTF?" Far more interesting is a barely touched-upon subplot about Aunt Petunia having known Mrs. Granger at school. That could have been turned into something worth reading, but the author is far more interested in her disembodied Sue going to visit Voldemort, who lives in a place called 'Grunoorla'. Is it just me, or does that sound like some extinct thing from Australia?

At least this is somewhat more... creative... than 'oh, I've been going to Durmstrang all these years and Draco just never mentioned me.'

SAMPLE: ( With This Body, You Can Be A REAL Mary-Sue! )