Thanks, by the way, to everybody who offered corrections and additional information for A Brief History of Not-Bob.

TITLE: Rapture
PERPETRATOR: sailorswithhearts

SUE-O-METER: (bad)

FULL NAME: Daphne Greengrass
SPECIES: human/witch
HAIR: brown
EYES: 'big brown doe eyes'
MARKINGS: none mentioned
POSESSIONS: none mentioned

ORIGIN: A Slytherin. I think she's one of those people who was mentioned on a single line in a canon Sorting scene, and since nothing more is known about her, she's considered fair game to be Sued.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: DarkPrinceOfLove!Draco's latest bedbuddy. Pansy Parkinson's worse enemy.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: none mentioned.

NOTES: The writing style of this is really weird. It's like a freeverse poem full of angst, canon namedropping, and fanfic cliches.

The first three words in the story are 'she fucked him'. I imagine this fandom has a disproportionate number of fics that begin that way, and I would also imagine that the vast majority of them suck.

SAMPLE: ( Wow, So Romantic. )