Potter Sue of the Day
25 February 2009 @ 10:38 am
TITLE: The Legend of the Lost Cloccanos
PERPETRATOR: rearviewxmirrors
SUE-O-METER: (toxic)

FULL NAME: Anastasia Stevens
SPECIES: Cloccanos
HAIR: "long red hair flowing in soft curls to just above her bottom"
EYES: violet
MARKINGS: "barely tanned chest"
POSSESSIONS: a "racy" black thong and a lace bra.

ORIGIN: She is a Cloccanos, which is a made-up creature that we never learn anything about because she and Lupin are too busy fucking.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Hermione hates her because she has the "hotts" for Lupin and Anastasia can captivate his attention. Anastasia has the "hotts" for Lupin as well. She is the only one who can make Lupin aggravated and smile. She used to go to school with Lupin, and even dated Dumbledore way back in the day. Lupin gives her a "detention", but they just have sex after class, all afternoon, despite the fact that Lupin is supposed to be teaching.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: She is immortal and can "choose" her age and appearance. She can perform wandless magic. She has the power to heal people magically. She and Lupin have a "mind channel" that the communicate through.

NOTES: "Also, Remus is in his mid 20s and is really hott. I am fully aware that it is completely impossible because Harry and the whole gang are 17. But again, I love my own world!"

No, it's fan fiction, please abide to some of the canon.

Why tell us about these powers if you aren't ever going to use them? )
 
 
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