Thanks to Jesabelle for sending in today's second Sue!

TITLE: War of the Quidditch Players (Oliver Wood love story)
PERPETRATOR: ZipDoodah
SUE-O-METER: (toxic)

FULL NAME: Cho Chang aka You
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: not described
EYES: not described
MARKINGS: none described
POSSESSIONS: "daisy duke shorts, a red spaghetti strap tank top, and black sandals", a Firebolt, a nightgown

ORIGIN: You are going to become Mrs. Cedric Diggory, but Oliver Wood still has feelings for you. This story is a look back at this ~*amazing*~ love triangle.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: You want to be with Oliver, but you don't want to be a "runaway bride". When you started Hogwarts it was during Harry's second year. Hermione didn't let you sit with the trio on the Hogwarts Express, you sit with Oliver and an OOC-cocky Cedric. Angelina doesn't like you, and Cedric thinks you'll be in Hufflepuff because "She's too nice and skinny to be anything else." Did you read that? Hufflepuff is a no-fatties House. You are sorted into Ravenclaw, as is Oliver Wood.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: "Eavesdropping was one of your best skills", is a tiger animagus, can perform a patronus, does not have to partake in lessons because you are so amazing. You can turn into a rare blue dragon, which "originates from night". Oliver is an orange dragon, originating from "lava".

NOTES: I love the complete disregard for canon. It's almost shocking, but I've been doing this for too long to be shocked.


( I am suffering from second-hand embarrassment upon reading 'McGonnagol's' characterization. )

I've seen Twilight, and I must say it is one of the most amusing movies I have seen in a long time. Stephanie Meyer's cameo really was the icing on the self-insert cake.

So, in honour of getting to watch RPattz dazzle me with Alice's body glitter his amazing acting, I bring you a Sue that involves Cedward. Thank you to rowenaraven13 for sending it to me!


TITLE: Who is the Father
PERPETRATOR: cece1996
SUE-O-METER: (bad)

FULL NAME: Cho Chang
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: as per canon?
EYES: as per canon?
MARKINGS: none described
POSSESSIONS: a fetus.

ORIGIN: Is loosely based on Cho Chang from the Harry Potter novels.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Cedric talks to Romilda Vane, causing Cho got fly off the handle. Then she passionately kisses Cedric while they are fighting to upset Romilda. She is pregnant with either Cedric or Harry's child. When Cedric asks her about abortion she rages at him. You see, Cedward is pro-choice. Then she confesses to Ginny "because she has to tell someone", and Ginny reminds her that two months ago Cho was dating Harry. Cho tells us that she can't tell Cedric that Harry might be the father.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Thinks "laughing and talking" equals cheating.

NOTES: I like how Pomfrey tells her that she is two months pregnant, and then Cho tells Cedric that he knocked her from from the intercourse they had three days ago. Cedric is stupid enough to believe her.

( MAURY! MAURY! MAURY! )

Damn, it's cold outside today.

Just a reminder to everybody that there's less than a month left in the crossover contest! If you haven't posted your entry yet, better do so ASAP!

TITLE: Harry's 6th Year
PERPETRATOR: C. M. Tino

SUE-O-METER: (bad)

FULL NAME: Cho Chang (another Cho-Sue!)
SPECIES: Human/Witch
HAIR: Black, I suppose
EYES: Apparently blue. No, really. Harry says, 'No wonder the sky is always so gray, all the blue is in your eyes.' Honest! Harry says that!
MARKINGS: none mentioned
POSESSIONS: none mentioned

ORIGIN: Is Cho Chang... Harry randomly writes her a love letter one day, and suddenly everything between them is peachy.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: The usual.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Making Harry talk like a Danielle Steele novel.

NOTES: Badly-Written WAFF makes my head hurt. And this is Badly-Written WAFF on a par with Attack of the Clones. I keep expecting to hear about sand any minute.

SAMPLE: ( We Begin With A Plea For Reviews - Not Good )

Wow. After all that, I'm a bit scared to post tonight. Ah, the internet... the only place in the world where you'll find one completely anonymous person threatening to sue another completely anonymous person. Fandom_wank is having a field day.

(I was finally prompted to do something I should have done a long time ago and made a complete backup of all 235 Sues, which I have burned to a CD. Wonder how much I could get for this sucker on Ebay...)

I will attempt to avoid Serenities for a while. Hopefully, things will calm down. Can we try not to break 100 comments this time, please?

EDIT: Oh, and one more thing... anonymous posts will NOT be blocked. The troll was right about one thing: I have my anonymity, I can't deny other people theirs.

TITLE: Damn Cupid
PERPETRATOR: Leftywrite

SUE-O-METER: (bad)

FULL NAME: Cho Chang. Our first Cho-Sue!
SPECIES: Human/Witch
HAIR: not described - I guess black
EYES: not described
MARKINGS: none mentioned
POSESSIONS: none mentioned

ORIGIN: Is pretending to be Cho Chang.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Has taken over the body of an admittedly rarely-sued canon character. Flirting with both Harry and Snape.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Warping Snape into something utterly unrecognizable.

NOTES: This is what I get for looking for 'makeover-sues'. The summary said 'Snape gets a makeover' and I was just sucked in as if to a black hole.

SAMPLE: ( Snape Washes His Hair! )