So, I saw New Moon today. It was better than Twilight, but still cheesy fun goodness. I know some of you are snobs about Twilight *wink*, but I just love cheese. You can't blame me! I do get a kick out of Mary-Sues.

So, in honour of the new film, here's a crazy crossover!


TITLE: Harry PotterTwilight mix
PERPETRATOR: Twilightcat14
SUE-O-METER: (awful)

FULL NAME: Cedric Diggory aka Edward Cullen
SPECIES: vampire/wizard
HAIR: not described. Topaz?
EYES: "dark crimson"
MARKINGS: "ghostly"
POSSESSIONS: a dark cloak.

ORIGIN: "This is the story about what should have happened to Cedric Diggory after he was sent with Harry by the Triwizard Cup to the graveyard! Enjoy!" He died and stayed dead?
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Wormtail "kills" him, but then he comes "back to life" help defeat Voldemort at the graveyard. Everyone from Twilight comes to help. Cedward is glorious. He reveals himself to everyone, confessing his true identity. Then he stays at Hogwarts as Harry's bodyguard, and after Dumbledore dies he becomes Headmaster of Hogwarts!
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Immortal, super-strength, sharp teeth.

NOTES:This is too funny! Maybe it's a troll, maybe it was honest, you can't really say with Twilight fans. ;)

( Headmaster Cullen? LMAO! )

Have some things that are going on in my personal life which require a significant portion of my attention. I know I have a few entries to catch up on, and I thank you for your patience while I get to them.

TITLE: Me To You
PERPETRATOR: TurkFox
SUE-O-METER: (bad)

FULL NAME: Cedric Diggory
SPECIES: Wizard
HAIR: not described
EYES: not described
MARKINGS: Non perhaps
POSSESSIONS: A heart that belongs only to Oliver Wood, a "me to you" bear for Oliver,

ORIGIN: JKR's brain....to this...yeah, I'm baffled too
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: is apparently Cedric Diggory
SPECIAL ABILITIES: can devolve into teenage girl flailing over his crush

NOTES: The conceit isn't a bad one and has potential (if in other hands), however when you make a character who does not behave like a love besotted pre-teen like a love besotted pre-teen...it doesn't work. Just no.

( You know, when I have a crush on a boy I don't generally obsess about his thighs )

TITLE: The Rise of Diggory
PERPETRATOR: TRoD CedLives
SUE-O-METER: (bad)

FULL NAME: Cedric Diggory
SPECIES: Zombie?
HAIR: "brown hair dripping with potion"
EYES: "cold, grey eyes"
MARKINGS: muscles
POSSESSIONS: wet clothes, a coffin.

ORIGIN: After being dead for two years, Professor Slughorn and Amos Diggory resurrect Cedric in the Department of Mysteries. It took two years to make the potion that brought him back from the other side of the veil.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Appears to be the first person who crossed the veil back. After coming back he tells his dad that he doesn't want to spend time with him because he "has work to do". Cedric immediately leaves his father to head off to Bill and Fleur's wedding. Slughorn must be so pissed.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Is not dead anymore. He has serenity equal to the risen Christ.

NOTES: My WTF meter went off the roof! Of all the people to reanimate, you picked Cedric? What about Dumbledore? Sirius? The Potters? Anyone? Bueller?

( You know what this reminds me of? The Bible. )