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TITLE: Saving Connor
PERPETRATOR: Lightning on the Wave
SUE-O-METER: (awful)

FULL NAME: Connor Potter
SPECIES: Wizard
HAIR: "black hair, but it was less messy than Harry’s"
EYES: "bright hazel eyes"
MARKINGS: "He had a cut shaped like a heart on his forehead, a curse scar." He had "more of James’s looks".
POSSESSIONS: a "black eagle-owl" named Godric.

ORIGIN: He is the Boy who Lived, the Potters weren't killed, and Harry "has to be ordinary so his brother can be extraordinary".
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Harry is told he has to take care of his twin brother. He becomes friends with Ron and Hermione. He is sorted into Gryffindor. I gave up after Chapter 3.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: He is great at Quidditch, so great that he coaches Harry. He defeated Voldemort and all that jazz.

NOTES: Making Harry say these vows and not allow him to be the child that he is must be a form of child abuse. It makes me sick.

( Why are the Stus always so awful? )