I think that when I go see HBP, I should make one of the ridiculous T-Shirts that Sues so often wear, and wear it.

The minions could nominate their "favourite" horrid T-shirt "slogans" that I've featured. What do you think?

TITLE: Secrets of an Angel (a Harry potter love story)
PERPETRATOR: drlilangel
SUE-O-METER: (awful)

FULL NAME: Gabriela "Gabby" Angel aka Gabriela Brooks aka You
SPECIES: angel
HAIR: "blonde hair down to your shoulders and you have brown streaks in it"
EYES: not described
MARKINGS: wings that only come out when you fly.
POSSESSIONS: a guitar

ORIGIN: "Well your parents were killed by lord Voldormort and He is out to get you." God is out to get you? For being a Mary-Sue?
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Dumbledore wants you to start fourth year at Hogwarts for safety reasons. Harry and Draco are sitting together on the Hogwarts Express, where you join them and introduce yourself. You are rude to Draco, so obviously he'll try to violate you in later chapters. You will be paired with Harry. You are good friends with the Weasleys, as well.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Full Angel: "its the kind of angel that has mystic powers, not the one where you die".

NOTES: I'm sad that Quizilla change their format so Quiz/stories get half-deleted. It makes me feel like I'm missing out.

( We could build a house with all these text blocks! )

TITLE: Lucifer's Rise
PERPETRATOR: Sessia Noir
SUE-O-METER: (toxic)

FULL NAME: Lucifer Dante Noir and Severus Snape
SPECIES: Fallen Angels/Demons
HAIR: Lucifer: "silvery hair down past his shoulder blades", "white-silver".
EYES: Lucifer: "silvery-blue". Snape: "dark violet" and "lighter violet".
MARKINGS: Lucifer is tall and "aristocratic". Snape looks "younger than usual". They both have what looks like a "black snake tongue, long with a split tip". Where does it come from? "Those that we born with the gift of parseltongue, normally have a snake’s tongue like Severus or myself."
POSSESSIONS: "It was then that Harry noticed what they were wearing, Severus had a dark purple button-down shirt and black pants with a black belt. The shirt had a high collar but the top two buttons were undone to show some kind of silver medallion. Lucifer had a sliver button-down shirt with white pants and a white belt. His shirt also had a high collar with the medallion showing."

ORIGIN: Lucifer is "Lucifer in every sense". Need more clarification? "I am Lucifer. I am the angel that would willingly leave Heaven to explore the mortal relm. It is for that that I am considered evil, what good angel would leave Heaven? So The Powers forbid me from ever returning. I am continuously reincarnated because my soul can never rest. It was around then that the humans first started living. They had gone past the stage of ‘feral being’ and could now do ‘good’ or ‘evil’ acts. The Power’s decided that, since I was already banished from heaven, I would be the one to watch over The Living World that the humans lived in and Hell. All those who are to heavy with sins to stay in Heaven or even Purgatory would go to Hell. Now, this is where it gets interesting, the power to control all the elements of The Living World and Hell was to great for any one soul. Even an angel’s soul such as mine could not hold all the power, so Cerberus, pronounced ‘sur-ber-uhs’, was created. The first Lucifer split his soul and powers to create a new soul. Cerberus, like the original Lucifer, was forever bound to be reincarnated if he ever died. Cerberus and Lucifer were soul bound and linked because they were two halves of one whole. That is the story of our existence. You may know us as Lucius Dante Noir and Severus Snape, but in reality we are merely the reincarnated souls of Lucifer and Cerberus."
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Dumbledore is very upset that Snape has a lover that can Apparate and Disapparate on Hogwarts grounds. Then later they tell the Order. Moody had the best reaction: "What the hell?". Anyways, they actually show the Order because they just make out in front of them while speaking Parseltongue. Unfortunately for Harry he can understand what they are saying. It brings an extra level of horror to his experience.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Lucifer can Apparate on Hogwarts grounds. They both speak Parseltongue. Fallen angels/demons. Are immortal.

NOTES: You know, I would like to sit down and talk to the muse that inspired this. I really want to know where this came from.

( Dumbledore wouldn't put up with this shit. )