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The Potter Sue of the Day

Crushing your puny dreams, one Mary-Sue at a time!

Created on 2003-04-06 20:44:24 (#989970), last updated 2009-07-05

237,861 comments received, 2,054 comments posted

2,399 Journal Entries, 220 Tags, 2,270 Memories, 1 Virtual Gift, 6 Userpics

Basic Info
Name:Potter Sue of the Day
Birthdate:1983
Website:the FAQ

Contact:

pottersues@gmail.com
Bio
Greetings, wanderer of cyberspace. Are you a fan of Harry Potter, on either paper or celluloid? Did you go looking, in the Pit of Voles or elsewhere, for fanfiction, only to find to your despair that the fan community consists almost entirely of pubescent girls who want to get into Tom Felton's pants and wouldn't know good writing if they found it floating in their tea?

I did.

Curious about anything around here? Take a look at the FAQ.


Mary-Sue Sorting Hat Song

Oh, they may be very pretty
But don't judge by what you see
I'll eat myself if there are
More annoying Sues than these!

You can keep your raven locks
Your bodies sleek and tall
For you girls are the Mary-Sues
The worst OC's of all

There's nothing hidden in your heads
No personality
So don the Suewarts Sorting Hat
To find out where you'll be

You might belong in Sparklypoo
Where dwell the pure at heart
Their perfect looks and perkiness
Set Sparklypoos apart

You might belong in Bitchiwitch
With losers and with freaks
Those poor and angsty little things
Are goths and brains and geeks

Or yet in skanky Tootsitramp
You'll spend your nights and days
If you like to show off cleavage
And are wanton in your ways

Or perhaps in Qanonreip
You'll make your real friends
Those authors will Sue anyone
To make their stories' ends

So cower low and close your eyes
Be very, very scared
It's time to sort the Mary-Sues
So get your sporks prepared!


HARRY POTTER AND FANFICTION LINKS

News and Information
MuggleNet
The Leaky Cauldron
HPANA
Warner Brothers' Harry Potter Site
Scholastic's Harry Potter Site
The Daily Prophet
HarryPotterFans.com
Harry Potter's Realm of Wizardry
The Harry Potter Lexicon
What's in a Name? - The Guide to Harry Potter Name Etymology
Too Good to be True; 150 Years of Mary-Sue


Harry Potter Photos
MuggleNet Gallery
The Leaky Galleries
Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!

Harry Potter Forums
The Chamber of Secrets
The Leaky Lounge
HPANA Forums
The HP Galleries Wing At St. Mungos

Harry Potter Fan Fiction Sites
- [info]pottersues recommended!
The Pit of Voles
harrypotterfanfiction.com
HPStories.com
Fiction Alley
The Sugar Quill
Checkmated
Sycophant Hex This is the new archive that has the sub groups, Ashwinder, Wolfsbane, Pureblood, etc.
HP Fandom
Fanfiction Archive
Potions and Snitches

Bad Fan Fiction Reviews
The Mary-Sue Report
Deleterius
Gelderstien
Badfic in Review
Slap to the Head Fanfiction Reviews


PEOPLE WHO USE MY 'SUE OF THE DAY' THING (aka: free publicity)

[info]animesues
[info]anunspiritedsue
[info]artemissues
[info]azersues
[info]band_sues
[info]beatlessues
[info]buffysues
[info]caribbeansues
[info]dot_hack_sues
[info]eragonsues
[info]erik_sues
[info]escaflownesues
[info]evangelionsues
[info]fullmetalsues
[info]gilmoresues
[info]gundamsues
[info]gunsmoke_sues
[info]hakushodbzsues
[info]hermionesues
[info]inuyashasues
[info]iy_sues
[info]kingdomsues
[info]lotrsues
[info]mizziesues
[info]naruto_marysues
[info]narutosues
[info]newavatarsues
[info]outlawsues
[info]peterpansues
[info]pikasues
[info]piratesues
[info]pokemon_sues
[info]potcsues
[info]pyrosues
[info]rurounisues
[info]sailormoonsues
[info]sandmansues
[info]smallvillesues
[info]smsues
[info]southparksues
[info]sparkle_sporks
[info]sparklypoo_rpg
[info]spyrosues
[info]startrek_sues
[info]supersues
[info]tenipuri_sues
[info]troysues
[info]underworldsues
[info]warcraftsues
[info]xmensues
[info]ygosues
[info]zelda_sues
[info]zimsues

Please let me know if I've missed any.

MY OFFICIAL NEMESIS:
(incarnations so far)

[info]antipottersues
[info]ihatepottersues
[info]trueantipsues
[info]theactualtruth
[info]taco_lover
[info]ptrsuesisnazi
[info]mscommstucks
[info]satanssexygurlx
[info]youresick
[info]fuckyoupsues

These may be ten different people. Or just one crying out for attention. I don't know and frankly don't care.

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Stylesheet by [info]refuted

Updated: June 18, 2009.
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