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Entry tags:related to harry, speshul eyes, toxic

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TITLE: Fire and Ice
PERPETRATOR: AshimoraMatsuki
SUE-O-METER: (toxic)

FULL NAME: Minerva "Min" Potter
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: "long and beautiful black hair"
EYES: can turn red
MARKINGS: Her nude form "glows".
POSSESSIONS: an invisibility cloak, a thong, pj pants and a "black spaghetti strap". So no shirt, just the strap. She has "a pair of low riders with a black tube top along with her green and silver arm warmers, her spiked collar and bracelets, her black hat, and her skater shoes", a locket with a picture of her brother and Draco in it, and a broomstick called "Dragon's Breath". A necklace with "three silvery blonde hairs inside of a crystal". It holds "Draco's life. If it is destroyed he will certainly die". And she gets a similar necklace with three of her hairs, holding her "life".

ORIGIN: A girl version of Harry. Harry exists, but she is the awesome Quidditch player, and is a good way to avoid slash.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Oliver Wood tries to make out with her, despite being just friends. She and Draco share a dream in the Hospital Wing and realize that they love each other. Then Harry, her brother, gives her a massage while she relaxes in the tub, where he feels her up, but she doesn't care 'cause the massage "feels good". Then she and Draco confess their love to one another. Trelawney mentions that she saw a vision and that the happy couple will be together forever. Then the school finds out that they are a couple, and almost everyone hates them. Snape caught the couple and spread the rumor and beat up Draco for being with Minerva. Then he slashes her cheek with a knife (!!!). Then she goes into a coma for 5 years, and wakes up in St. Mungos with no permanent damage. When she visits Ron and Lavender, they tell her that they thought she was dead (!!!). She has a chat with Headmaster Lupin, and learns that Draco is now the new Dark Lord, Cardo Falmoy. *claps slowly* Apparently Voldemort had tried to "bring her into darkness" but failed some time in the past. Lupin give her the magic necklaces to save Draco. Draco can touch the one that represents her "until all the evil is gone". Then she flew Norbert to the Riddle House. Then she sort of ripped of Beauty and the Beast, and Draco ends up good again. Then they were married and conceived twins. Awwwww!
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Is on the Quidditch team for the "Gryffendors". It is casually mentioned that she can "change her identity" at will. She is so beautiful that the new Death Eaters, called "Scares", can not terrorize "innocents".

NOTES: "Author's note: If you want background info on Minerva Potter review this story and ask the author to post her background." Or, you know, you could put it in the story!


SAMPLE:

Soon students began to arrive to dine on the luscious food that had been prepared. Minerva went to go sit down with her friends. Unfortunately she saw Pansy clinging onto Draco's arm sighing every time she rest her head against him. Minerva glared at Pansy the whole time she walked next to him. As soon as they got to the table Pansy did something against Draco's will. She kissed him in front of Minerva. Minerva was so enraged that he didn't fight back so she left that table and headed towards the library. Draco shook Pansy off of him.

"Pansy I said I didn't like you now buzz off!" he shouted. Then he also stormed to the library.

Minerva his behind one of the bookcases just as Draco came in. She waited until he got close enough to smack him. Finally he came to the book case she was hiding behind. Minerva sprang from behind the bookcase and slapped him as hard as possible.

"OW! Jesus Minerva, what the hell was that for?!" he shouted.

"YOU KISSED PANSY! That's what's wrong!" she spat and turned to go to another section of the library.

"She kissed me! She completely went against my will!" He barked.

"Oh really? Well them why don't you go out with her?" Minerva said.

Draco missed the sarcasm in her voice.

"Because I don't love her. I've hated her ever since I met her. She's not eh one for me. You are, Min."

Minerva turned away from him with tears streaming down her beautiful face.

"Minerva, I never meant to hurt you. I love you more than life itself."

She turned back to him. Suddenly out of nowhere she threw herself into his arms and sobbed on his robes. He sank down to his knees with her in his arms and stroked her long and beautiful black hair.

"It's alright Minerva. It's gonna be okay. I won't let Pansy do that ever again." He whispered.

He let her sob on his robes for as long as she needed to. He held her in his arms. She looked up into his deep silvery blue eyes and kissed him again but this time she did it passionately. She gazed into his eyes again.

A few days after the little shenanigan with Pansy, Minerva was back to her normal self until she heard whispers from some Hufflepuffs.

"It's true," Justin whispered, "I saw her kissing Draco Malfoy."

Gasps were heard in the group. Minerva decided to change her identity so she wouldn't be suspected for eavesdropping.

"Who was kissing Draco Malfoy?" she asked.

They turned around to see Minerva.

"Minerva Potter. I saw her kissing Malfoy in the library." Justin said.

"Oh well I won't tell anyone." She turned and left while she switched from the fake identity to her real identity. So Justin saw me in the Library with Draco. Oh dear.

As she walked down the halls all eyes turned to her, glaring at her like she was a prisoner ready to be executed. She passed a group of Slytherins that looked as if they were going to attack her at any given moment. It had passed around school. She was caught kissing Draco. She broke into a run down the halls with tears streaming down her cheeks. Harry glanced at her and thought she was someone else but he took another look and realized it was Minerva. He chased after her into the Great Hall where the professors were gathered at the head table standing behind a battered Draco and a teary eyed Minerva. The professors were silent and solemn as the student entered the Great Hall. Only a few students, such as Cedric Diggory, Ron Weasly, Hermione Granger, Lavender Brown, the rest of the Gryffendor quidditch team, Cho Chang and Marcus Flint, looked up at Minerva and Draco with worried expressions on their faces.

"Mr. Potter, please take a seat with the other Gryffendors." Professor Lupin said quietly.

Harry did as he was told glaring at Professor Snape the whole time. He was the one that caught them and spread it around school. He beat Draco for liking my sister. I'll show him. I'll get my sister's dignity back.

Professor Snape circled around the two students while tears were heard from Professor Trelawney and Minerva. Remus put a comforting arm around Sybil to try to calm her down and tell her that everything was going to be alright.

"Draco you are one of my favorite students but you have sunk down to one of my most hated due to that fact that you like Miss Potter." He pulled out a knife. Minerva knew what he was going to do with it. He was either going to slash Draco's cheek or her cheek. She was right. He walked over slowly towards her while holding the knife in his hand. Harry glared at him with anger and hate in his heart. Finally the blade touched Minerva's left cheek. If he did slash her cheek she would stand tall as wounds were inflicted upon her. He slowly pulled the blade down her cheek, making it painful and un-forgetful. She nearly screamed in pain but instead she winced for she would not be a wuss as she was being tortured. He did the same to her other cheek, slicing her precious skin, slicing across her crescent and lightning bolt scar on her cheek that she received when she was only a year old. Draco couldn't bear watching his love being tortured. Minerva stood tall with her head held high. Snape circled around her again.

"Whatever you do to me, Professor Snape, I will have my head held high, standing tall."

"Well then. Is it true Minerva, did you kiss Draco in the library earlier today?" Snape sneered.

"I don't deny it." She spat in his face. He's gonna try to kill me here and now, but Remus won't let him do that to me. My father wouldn't he was still alive.

He turned to Draco. "Does she speak the truth ?"

"She does." Draco also spat in his face.

"Well do you two love each other?" he sneered.

"Yes." They answered in unison.

"PROVE IT!" came a voice from the crowd.

Pansy stood up.

Minerva ran into Draco's arms. He stroked her hair. She lifted her head and pressed her soft warm lips to his while he pressed his to hers.

"Serveus, I won't let you do anything to hurt them." Remus barked.

Serveus just grinned and evil grin. He grabbed Minerva by the arm, picked her up and threw her over his shoulder.

Harry stood up. "PROFESSOR SNAPE YOU HAVE GONE FAR ENOUGH!" He shouted.

Serveus threw Minerva onto the ground. Harry walked up to him with hate in his eyes. Serveus ran his fingers up, down, and across Harry's face.

"You are just like your father when he was your age. Brave, ambitious, and ready for a fight at any given moment." Snape picked Minerva up again but this time he threw her against a wall. She didn't want to die not now but she blacked out before she could get up.

While she was blacked out Harry and Draco (can you believe it Harry and Draco teaming up together?) teamed up to fight against Serveus but unfortunately Snape changed himself into an owl and flew out of the castle.




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[info]michaela0823
2009-02-10 03:37 am UTC (link)
I read "Minerva" and immediately jumped to "McGonagall."

...I did NOT need that mental image.

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[info]rodentfanatic
2009-02-10 03:46 am UTC (link)
Oh god, me too, and it was just "NOOOO!"

Dammit, I love that woman ; _ ;

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(no subject) - [info]midoriri, 2009-02-10 03:48 am UTC
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[info]ennta
2009-02-10 03:39 am UTC (link)
Is Snape going to have to cut a Sue? Why yes. Yes he is. "SERVEUS" FOR THE WIN.

She's not eh one for me.

So ... eh then, eh?

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[info]lostmustard
2009-02-10 03:44 am UTC (link)
Serveus?

I think you mean SEVERus.

Really bad pun FTW!

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(no subject) - [info]ennta, 2009-02-10 03:47 am UTC
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[info]lostmustard
2009-02-10 03:43 am UTC (link)
Then Harry, her brother, gives her a massage while she relaxes in the tub, where he feels her up, but she doesn't care 'cause the massage "feels good".

WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?

As for the rest, *vomits*.

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[info]lost_severus
2009-02-10 11:30 am UTC (link)
Yeah, that was seriously disturbing

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(no subject) - [info]darth_gojira, 2009-02-10 03:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fairgloves, 2009-02-11 03:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]fairgloves, 2009-02-11 03:49 am UTC
Congrats, Suethor
(Anonymous)
2009-02-10 03:44 am UTC (link)
You just earned an award in "WTF"-ery.

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[info]rodentfanatic
2009-02-10 03:48 am UTC (link)
slicing her precious skin

*snerk*

Not just her skin. Oh no, it's her PRECIOUS skin. Lest we forget how perfect she is. Honestly, this just makes it sound like some illegal good. Elephant ivory, tiger pelt, Sue skin...Snape (kudos to him for Sue-slicing, btw!) is just trying to make a Galleon on the black market with her hide!

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[info]bunnyinthemoon
2009-02-10 04:54 am UTC (link)
Oh naturally. The Mary-sues always have to make sure to point out at every opportunity how very special and precious they are. They won't let us forget for a SECOND. Or else the world EXPLODES.

It reminds me of a girl who roleplays at the forum I do, who always has to throw in how super pretty and special her characters are, even when doing mundane things. For instance, when her Gary-Stu was annoyed, "a frown caressed his perfect face."
x_x

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2009-02-10 06:33 am UTC
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[info]midoriri
2009-02-10 03:49 am UTC (link)
Then Harry, her brother, gives her a massage while she relaxes in the tub, where he feels her up, but she doesn't care 'cause the massage "feels good".

Oh my God-V.C. Andrews's ghost-writer is writing fanfic! D:

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[info]fairgloves
2009-02-11 03:26 am UTC (link)
I don't think this Sue will get hot tar poured on to her head anytime soon. I wouldn't be surprised if she started making out with her stepfather though.

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[info]midoriri
2009-02-10 03:52 am UTC (link)
Also, Cardo Falmoy sounds like a lame magician's stage-name.

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[info]lostmustard
2009-02-10 04:02 am UTC (link)
Yes.

I also love how the rooms are described by color.

The Green and Silver Room, The Black Room

Makes me think of Clue. Cardo Falmoy in the Black Room with the Avada Kedavra

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(no subject) - [info]midoriri, 2009-02-10 04:10 am UTC
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[info]leikomgwtfbbq
2009-02-10 03:54 am UTC (link)
It seems to me as though a necklace would be a silly sort of Soul Jar. I'd hide MY life-line away somewhere that's almost impossible to find, or impossible to obtain except under insanely strict circumstances.

Shit.

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[info]__fantine
2009-02-10 03:58 am UTC (link)
...Oh my God, it took me way too long to realize that this wasn't about McGonagall.
Also...that sounds like a very, very silly thing to do with your life. What if the crystal necklace whatever thing like, falls and breaks? Or something? "Whoops, killed my boyfriend. This necklace thing really is rather silly."

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(Anonymous)
2009-02-10 04:07 am UTC (link)
Cardo Falmoy. Just, [i]why[/i].

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[info]bunnyinthemoon
2009-02-10 05:02 am UTC (link)
Because she wanted to come up with the most ridiculously embarrassing name ever?

And some people thought the name "Scorpius" was bad.

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[info]silverember
2009-02-10 04:23 am UTC (link)
That was just... no. Even skimming it made me sick.

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[info]im_weird_people
2009-02-10 04:54 am UTC (link)
It sounds like this Suethor has read the Draco Trilogy by Cassandra Claire... there's a very similar necklace concept in there.

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(Anonymous)
2009-02-10 10:32 am UTC (link)
what is this draco trilogy I hear so much about?

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[info]bunnyinthemoon
2009-02-10 04:59 am UTC (link)
"I don't deny it." She spat in his face.
...
He turned to Draco. "Does she speak the truth ?"

"She does." Draco also spat in his face.


This mental image has got me laughing so hard.
lol, what's with all the spitting??

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[info]laciemn
2009-02-10 09:17 am UTC (link)
Lmao, I didn't get that imagery when I read it normally but when you add the underlining it's hilarious.

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[info]feuillu
2009-02-10 05:09 am UTC (link)
I think Min is a pretty cool Sue. eh is the one for me and doesn't afraid of anything.


That said, WTF was going on with that knife scene?!

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(Anonymous)
2009-02-10 05:16 am UTC (link)
CARDO FALMOY YEW GUISE!

CARDO FALMOY

LOL.

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[info]leikomgwtfbbq
2009-02-10 07:10 am UTC (link)
Can we put this as a premature honorable mention for the next Golden Bubotubers, please?

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(no subject) - [info]mornmeril, 2009-02-11 04:41 pm UTC

[info]starlight976
2009-02-10 05:20 am UTC (link)
Oh my gosh, it took me so long to figure out that it wasn't about Minerva McGonagall!But even that realization didn't make it better.

Geez, it was like reading a fourteen-year-old's fantasy. I mean, three guys, including her brother? (Please don't tell me if it's more than three. I didn't make it past the first chapter. *hangs head*) And it wasn't even a creative fantasy at that.

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[info]anisetheghosted
2009-02-10 05:37 am UTC (link)
I looked at "Dark Lord" Draco's name and read "Cardio Alimony."

WTF. Also, Snape randomly slashing her cheek with a knife? Remind me why he cares who his students date?

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[info]kiyuu
2009-02-10 05:38 am UTC (link)
Why hasn't anyone brought up the fact that TRELAWNEY PREDICTED SOMETHING POSITIVE in this fic.

Because that made me go WTF as much as the rest of this crap did.

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[info]jasmine_signet
2009-02-10 05:59 am UTC (link)
The hair-in-necklace-holding-their-lives thing? Way to plagiarise off a plagiarist. o.O

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[info]bluealoe
2009-02-10 06:19 am UTC (link)
...she would stand tall as wounds were inflicted upon her.
Minerva stood tall with her head held high.
"Whatever you do to me, Professor Snape, I will have my head held high, standing tall."


Hmmm, I'm not sure if she's standing tall or not. Could you remind me again?

Only a few students, such as Cedric Diggory, Ron Weasly, Hermione Granger, Lavender Brown, the rest of the Gryffendor quidditch team, Cho Chang and Marcus Flint

This is the most random assortment of Hogwarts students ever. Did the author just open a copy of Goblet of Fire and point to names on the page? Flint? Flint? FLINT?

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[info]parcel_ribbon
2009-02-10 06:02 pm UTC (link)
Hey, it could well have been worse. Imagine if the author had made up her own characters, quite possibly with bad foreshadowing! :0

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[info]laciemn
2009-02-10 09:13 am UTC (link)
She flew upwards towards the snitch but to her unfortunate luck one of the chasers grabbed the back of her broom.

"RAPE! RAPE!" she yelled.


*dies*

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[info]bunnyinthemoon
2009-02-10 09:45 am UTC (link)
I wish she wouldn't too. DDD:

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[info]laciemn
2009-02-10 09:28 am UTC (link)
Wow, this is truly dire. And the length...it's massive, I mean for how terrible it is to read. Hideous!

...isn't this illegal? :'(

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[info]bunnyinthemoon
2009-02-10 10:04 am UTC (link)
Serveus just grinned and evil grin. He grabbed Minerva by the arm, picked her up and threw her over his shoulder.
...
Serveus ran his fingers up, down, and across Harry's face.
...
Snape picked Minerva up again but this time he threw her against a wall.
...
While she was blacked out Harry and Draco (can you believe it Harry and Draco teaming up together?) teamed up to fight against Serveus but unfortunately Snape changed himself into an owl and flew out of the castle.


What the fuck is going onnn?? D:
My icon is all I can say for this fic. Really.

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[info]darth_gojira
2009-02-10 02:48 pm UTC (link)
The night Snivellus went crazy
The night the old git went insane....

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[info]yumiboo
2009-02-10 10:22 am UTC (link)
Then Harry, her brother, gives her a massage while she relaxes in the tub, where he feels her up, but she doesn't care 'cause the massage "feels good".

Can I vomit in my mouth, repeatedly, please?


Minerva sprang from behind the bookcase Like a jack-in-the-box???

He stroked her hair.
Cause this is the ultimate sign of love. Obviously(!) Well, at least they didn't kiss each other tenderly after... Oh, oh wait! I'm wrong!

While she was blacked out Harry and Draco (can you believe it Harry and Draco teaming up together?) teamed up to fight against Serveus but unfortunately Snape changed himself into an owl and flew out of the castle.
... lol. Seriously? An Owl? Am I the only one who finds this hysterical? (Please tell me I'm nto, cause I'm imnagining a grease trail following along behind Owl!Snape and a bunch of hunters tracking him)


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[info]yumiboo
2009-02-10 10:24 am UTC (link)
nto=not
imnagining = imagining

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(no subject) - [info]myhappyplace961, 2009-02-11 04:42 am UTC

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