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Entry tags:related to the weasleys, text-block-of-doom, toxic

TITLE: Fabian's Daughter's Rights
PERPETRATOR: fd-hp-ECluvr That, my minions, stands for Final Destination Harry Potter Edward Cullen Luvr.
SUE-O-METER: (toxic)

FULL NAME: Katherine May Prewett. Goes by Kate or Katie
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: "beautiful red hair", "Her hair was long, only half parted and pulled into a clip so there was a poof in front."
EYES: not described
MARKINGS: "Lives in the pub if I'm not mistaken. I've seen her I think. She has a few burn marks and I'd not wish to tell you hicky's," [Dumbledore's] eyes twinkled." WHY ARE YOUR EYES TWINKLING ABOUT THAT? She has "perfectly plump lips" and a bellybutton ring.
POSSESSIONS: She has long earrings, and "a long black chain hung loosely round her kneck", tight low jeans and "Her heels were high and the thin leather laces wrapped around her calves and wove up to her knee like snakes."

ORIGIN: Fabian Prewett dies, and his will states that his previously unknown seventeen-yeaar-old daughter has to be raised by Molly and Arthur. She's either a stripper or someone who dances around poles with her clothes on.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Molly's niece. Arthur finds her attractive. She hates the Burrow, but agrees to Dumbledore's request to stay there for two months.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: She is wild, cunning, smart. "She's got spunk and class".

NOTES: Dumbledore in this amuses me to no end. I am imagining him doing this to the Weasleys as a joke.


SAMPLE:

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Molly and Arthur were sitting in the living room holding hands, staring in space absentmindedly. Finally, though, Arthur spoke, "Mols, Albus said, we should meet her, give her a tour, and tell her ourselves." Molly nodded. "He said, he knew where she would be. Maybe, we should owl him? How about that Mollywobbles?" Molly blushed and Arthur smiled before helping her up and writing out a letter to Albus. Following the arrival of the letter, Albus immediately disapparated to the Burrow. Molly and Arthur were waiting for him outside. Molly was the first to start walking towards Albus and smiled. Dumbledore smiled back and said, "are you ready?" They nodded and they all apparated to the Leaky Cauldron. Dumbledore, though, stopped them from going inside. "I'd like to talk to you about Kate. She's a little, well, wild." Molly nodded but couldn't stop the smile in her heart. Fab was, *a little wild*. "She, she's been around, she doesn't have a parental figure." Arthur nodded and Molly just looked at Dumbledore, so wanting to know more about her niece. "She's very cunning, she knows her way around the streets so don't be offended if she aprroaches both of you that way. She has beautiful red hair, she's a small girl." He shrugged. "She's definately a package. She's got spunk and class and she knows her way around. She actually quite reminds me of you Molly." He laughed and so did she. "I really can't wait for you to meet her! So, lets not keep ourselves waiting. You'll really love her." Molly nodded and Arthur put a hand on her back to guide her in. The pub was full, and in the middle, was a wrought-iron poll and a beautiful red-head swinging down it. Molly's eyes opened wide and she actually sort of smiled, before her motherly instincts set in, that is. Her eyes narrowed and beside her Arthur didn't look like he knew if he should cheer or be just as parental and dissappointed as Molly. soon, Dumbledore guided them in further, where the act was closing and Katie stepped of the platform. She recognized Dumbledore immediately and waved, he smiled back and nodded for her to come down. She did so and was soon standing in front of Arthur and Molly. This gave Mrs Weasley a good chance to inspect her closer. Her hair was long, only half parted and pulled into a clip so there was a poof in front. Her forehead was covered with a fine sheen of sweat and you could now see her makeup shining. It was completely shimmering and her bright red lipstick was to die for on her perfectly plump lips. Her long earrings cascaded down and a long black chain hung loosely round her kneck, Molly noted it had a picture of Fab on it. Her shirt lifted her breast high and showed way to much cleevage and it was woven down the front like a fine stitch. Her jeans were extremely tight and complimented her low back. Her heels were high and the thin leather laces wrapped around her calves and wove up to her knee like snakes. She smiled brightly, clearly comfortable in this appearance. Molly paid no attention to Arthur's mouth agape. Whether it was the dissappointment or prostitute look, would only be known by Arthur.

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"Ah, Katherine. I would like you to meet your aunt and unce. But by the likes of your father's will I'm guessing its more, mum and dad." He smiled and she grinned. "I told you its Katie." Her accent was so thick and strong, but they understood her nonetheless. "So, Molly, Arthur." She stuck out her hand quickly and Arthur reached it first. Molly touched Kate's hand though and pushed it down. Before Kate knew what was happening, Molly was embracing her, and Kate squirmed out as quickly as she could. Her grin faded. "I'm sorry. I need some water." "Are you ok?" Molly asked quietly and Arthur stared at her, concerned. "I'm ok. I've been on stage all night and I need to meet my boyfriend, I guess I'm just a little soaked the whiskey is amazing." She chuckled and ran to the back of the pub quickly, Molly turned to Dumbledore who looked at her also. "She's soaked?" She glared at Albus and he shrugged. "She's a little ruff, she just needs you." Molly nodded and turned in the direction Kate had run to. Arthur put a hand on her shoulder and said, "I'm going to go chech on her." He pulled out a parchment with her room number and smiled. "I'll be back." "Bring her with you, luggage and all. You need to get her adjusted, she won't be living like this much longer." Albus added. Arthur smiled and proceeded past the crowd and up the steps to room 214. He knocked and heard her say come in quietly. He steeped over the door frame and smiled. She'd obviousley shooed her boyfriend off of her,seeing as she was straightening her shirt as, 'Josh' darted past Arthur. "Sorry bout that, Arthur? Is it?" He nodded and watched her as she wiped off her pants and sighed. She rested her elbows on her knees and layed her chin in her hands, then sat there, staring at him in an almost seducing way. He cleared his throat quickly and said, "I came up to get you. Albus said, to bring your things." She rolled her eys and replied, "of course." "Wel, whats that supposed to mean?" "I knew I was going with you I'm not stupit. Do I look dumb to you? Do I look neive?" He backed off and shook his head. "I didn't think so." She slung her back overher shoulder quickly and stalked past him, head and God knows what else in the air. He caught the scent of leather and grime as she walked past and remebered exactly that was Fabian's colone. He shook it of though and straightened his shirt, he was now sweating deeply. He'd be damned it that girl wasn't part veela. This was going to be a hard one. Merlin help him.




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[info]constellationed
2008-12-18 10:02 pm UTC (link)
TEXT BLOCK OF DOOM.

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[info]spacefragments
2008-12-18 10:05 pm UTC (link)
....what kind of title is that.

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[info]lostmustard
2008-12-18 10:09 pm UTC (link)
A lame one.

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(no subject) - [info]rowenaraven13, 2008-12-19 03:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nightleo, 2008-12-19 06:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nightleo, 2008-12-19 06:21 am UTC

[info]clockworktoast
2008-12-18 10:06 pm UTC (link)
MOLLYWOBBLES! LOOK GAIZ I READ THE BOOK SRSLY LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Sorry, but that was the subtext I was getting. Constellationed, how dare you deprive me of first by one comment!

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[info]rowenaraven13
2008-12-19 03:29 am UTC (link)
I got the same subtext, especially considering Arthur's specific question was: "What do I call you when we are alone together?"

It's the same as Ron having to say "Bloody hell" all the time in fanon. He said it a couple of times in the movies, maybe once in the book. But that's about all he says in fics, until it's like hearing MWAH MWAH MWAH-MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH from the adults in Peanuts.

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[info]jupiter_star
2008-12-18 10:09 pm UTC (link)
I...it...what?

You know what? I haven't had enough tea to deal with this. Or enough vodka. In fact, I don't think there's enough alcohol in the world.

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[info]lostmustard
2008-12-18 10:10 pm UTC (link)
You need to get soaked.

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(no subject) - [info]rex_romanus, 2008-12-19 03:50 am UTC

[info]lostmustard
2008-12-18 10:09 pm UTC (link)
Do I look dumb to you?

Do you really want me to answer that? I mean, honestly, you can't even spell 'neck' right.

Or 'naive', or 'cologne', or 'stupid', or 'check', or 'rough', or 'well'.

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[info]sinfulx
2008-12-18 10:33 pm UTC (link)
Or 'cleavage', 'disappointment', or 'obviously' ...

Hell, I'll be surprised if she actually spelled "Weasley" right, considering most Suethors can't.

I'm not stupit.

Oh yes, yes you are.

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(no subject) - [info]rowenaraven13, 2008-12-18 10:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sinfulx, 2008-12-18 10:48 pm UTC

[info]boozooka
2008-12-18 10:10 pm UTC (link)
"I'm not stupit"

Oh yes, yes I can see that.

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[info]adeluxe
2008-12-18 10:11 pm UTC (link)
....and now Dumbledore is mentoring strippers.

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[info]clockworktoast
2008-12-18 10:24 pm UTC (link)
I was pretty impressed by that, actually. How long has it been since we've seen a Sue that was openly a ho?

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(no subject) - [info]colbyucb, 2008-12-19 12:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]athens_minerva, 2008-12-19 03:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mornmeril, 2008-12-19 09:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kaltes_lied, 2008-12-22 07:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]choclytgremlins, 2008-12-19 04:03 am UTC

[info]btyrhrtout
2008-12-18 10:36 pm UTC (link)
"Fab" was one half of Milli Vanilli, thanks.

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[info]rowenaraven13
2008-12-18 10:36 pm UTC (link)
She was born approxiamately around his death. If were not mistaken, she was five when it happened and, it happened at her house.

She was born around the time of his death, which took place when she was five. Got it.

She actually quite reminds me of you Molly.

Right, Molly couldn't keep her legs together, either. Sorry, couldn't resist.

Whether it was the dissappointment or prostitute look, would only be known by Arthur.

It's the look prostitutes get when their customer disappoints them. God, what are you, stupid?

He caught the scent of leather and grime as she walked past and remebered exactly that was Fabian's colone.

Leather & Grime, from the 2008 Ready-to-Wear Collection.

She needed a talking to. 1) that wasn’t right to have said. 2) Well, Arthur didn’t really know two, all he knew was, he needed to find her, and when he did, she’d be glad she was leaving in two months.

Remember in Due South how Fraser would always say, "My father gave me two pieces of advice. I've forgotten one of them, but the other is . . ."?

This was a real treat.

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[info]bunnyinthemoon
2008-12-20 01:05 am UTC (link)
Mmm, Leather & Grime. I love that stuff. I was thinking of picking up a bath set of that scent at Bath & Body works. That collection is buy one get one free, you know!

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[info]winterlarks
2008-12-18 10:37 pm UTC (link)
Her hair was long, only half parted and pulled into a clip so there was a poof in front.

Uuuugh Hate that hair style so much. It looks like you're a poodle!

And... Arthur crushing on his niece. NOT CREEPY AT ALL!

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[info]burninglikeice
2008-12-19 03:49 am UTC (link)
His niece who is a ho. Now, really, what does that say about him?

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(no subject) - [info]beacon80, 2008-12-19 08:54 am UTC

[info]rowenaraven13
2008-12-18 10:42 pm UTC (link)
She slung her back overher shoulder quickly and stalked past him, head and God knows what else in the air.

Um . . . uh . . . she slung her back over her shoulder, okay, I watch gymnastics . . . but if anything but her head was in the air, I'd say we have a magic stick on our hands here.

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[info]sinfulx
2008-12-18 10:45 pm UTC (link)
That's not gymnastics, that's some crazy (not to mention cracked out) form of contortionism.

[goes off to ponder the ways of slinging ones back over their shoulder and keeping their head in the air] hmm ...

In the meantime, I think we should try and stop the Suethors from getting their hands on anymore hallucinogens. Back over shoulders, indeed.

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(no subject) - [info]grosse_averse, 2008-12-19 01:06 am UTC
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[info]sinfulx
2008-12-18 10:42 pm UTC (link)
Aside from the gag-worthy purple prose, text-blocks, and glaring spelling and grammatical errors, this Sue brings a whole new level to pragmatics of speech, particularly implicature - and not in a good way.

Do I look dumb to you? Do I look neive?

I'm not entirely sure why she would ask that after saying she's not "stupit." I tried that line out a few times to myself and I just don't get it. -_- There's no sense to it, okay, there's some sense - it sort of works. Of course, I think my not understanding this Sue's speech is a good thing, after all, I don't live in Suethorland.

My apologies for the semantics rant, the linguistics doesn't want to leave my system after writing the final that totally fried my brain last night.

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[info]btyrhrtout
2008-12-18 10:44 pm UTC (link)
complimented her low back

As in, "oh, what a shapely sacral area you have?" or in a they were low enough to display her tribal butterfly tramp stamp and fuschia lace thong way?

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[info]rowenaraven13
2008-12-18 10:50 pm UTC (link)
I think he was complimenting her ability to sling her back over her shoulder. And keep her head and "God knows what else" in the air at the same time.

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(no subject) - [info]redheadsarehot, 2008-12-19 03:11 am UTC
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[info]rowenaraven13
2008-12-18 10:47 pm UTC (link)
Maybe Dumbledore really is doing this as a joke. I mean, if it were me, I'd be like, "Am I being Punk'd?"

No, wait, I've got it. Kate was born around the time of Fabian's death, which occurred when she was five. So I guess he waited until she was five, wrote his will, then used a time turner to go back and kill himself around the time she was born and Obliviate anyone who knew about her. His will was outsourced to India and the financials given to AIG, which is why it took so long to surface and there's no money left.

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[info]laciemn
2009-01-18 06:01 am UTC (link)
Duh! Should have known...

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[info]sinfulx
2008-12-18 10:58 pm UTC (link)
Hey ya'll!! Sashley and Arah here!! LOL Just your average bff's who are obsessed with Twighlight, Harry Potter, General Hospital, and Final Destination 3!! We are both Christians and proud of it!! I am in love\going to marry Ian Mckinley and Ash, the same as far as Edward Cullen. From me the one person you'll probably here of most is Arthur Weasley. So, if you're a malfoy lover and can't stand him, don't bother reviewing my Weasley stories! If your as much obsessed with FD3 or Twighlight as we are though, review as much as u like and tell us how we're doing!! I love writing fanfics and will continue to do so for, probably, the rest of my life. =) Hopefully, you get the just of the kinda ppl we are, and enjoyed reading this incredibly rambled post.!! Love ya, c ya at the stories!! Hey guys its ashley here, sarah pretty much covered everything. lol But i do LOVE edward cullen, i gave my heart to him 10/20/07 (my b-day) i love his character and i also love bella, not like that, but as like a sister. shes kewl.

ARGHH! Even the profile is toxic waste. It screams 13-year-old-girls.

I love how they say they're obsessed with Twilight yet they can't even spell it. [snickers]

And from the other part I bolded ... If you're a Malfoy lover and hate him? Whoa, paradox. Alright, I know they mean if you hate Arthur Weasley, but honestly? I don't quite understand the fascination with Arthur either - it's borderline creepy. These girls are way creepy, especially since one of them wants to marry Edward Cullen, living in fantasy much?

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[info]colbyucb
2008-12-19 12:23 am UTC (link)
I'm a huge Arthur fan (call me creepy if you must) and it makes me sad that these girls are also. And spewing out this kind of fic. And making themselves, er rather, their Sue, related to him in the process even though she's trying to seduce him. AHhfdhsjfhsjfhd.

it's borderline creepy

it's daddy-issues.

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(no subject) - [info]sinfulx, 2008-12-19 12:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]colbyucb, 2008-12-19 12:41 am UTC
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[info]sandkitty
2008-12-18 11:00 pm UTC (link)
Another unlikeable original character.

We've got to do something about this.

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[info]rowenaraven13
2008-12-18 11:00 pm UTC (link)
So she posted a timeline for her Epilogue AU in her profile.

1997_Voldemort is defeated!! Everything after "all was well," is AU from here.

1998_Harry and ginny say their wedding vows, and Ron and Hermione announce they are pregnant.

1999_After Rose turns one, Hermione and Ron step up to the alter!!


Voldy died in '98, but close enough. And hey, if the reign of terror suddenly ended, I guess there'd be a love-in. So you know how a lot of aptly-named "Obama babies" were conceived the night of the U.S. election? Would Ron and Hermione's baby be a "Kingsley baby"?

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[info]redheadsarehot
2008-12-19 03:15 am UTC (link)
HAHAHAH! Kingsley baby ;) That cracked me up!

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(no subject) - [info]sinkinto_heart, 2008-12-19 09:17 am UTC
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[info]rowenaraven13
2008-12-18 11:09 pm UTC (link)
Good Christ, the profile is even funnier than the fic. Here's some more of her timeline:

2004_andromeda Tonks apsses, and Teddy is sent to live with Harry and Ginny.

I had to read that about twelve times before I realized that Andromeda passed [on]. I just kept hearing, "She's having her karate lesson with the Asp."

I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt! JK ROWLING KILLED HIM, I KNOW ... BUT HIS LEGACY LIVES ON IN ALL THE MARAUDER FICS ON THIS SITE!!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.


I just had one. And it's fine if you don't want to believe Sirius is dead - I've kept him alive in one of my fics - but why isn't he in your AU in that case?

I'm going to marry Ian Mckinley. If you feel the same way, copy and paste this to ur profile.

Now, don't be a complete ass. How could we all marry him? Unless we join that polygamist sect out in . . . Texas, was it?

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile

If there were a god, you'd never have gotten a Chapter 2 up.

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[info]beckara
2008-12-18 11:41 pm UTC (link)
Your commentary on her profile has me in stitches.

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(no subject) - [info]fallenidol_453, 2008-12-19 12:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rowenaraven13, 2008-12-19 12:51 am UTC
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[info]idontsparkle
2008-12-18 11:14 pm UTC (link)
spunk AND class huh? you don't say...

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[info]little_masaouki
2008-12-19 10:01 am UTC (link)
Arent' those kind of opposite? I mean you can have both... but not while you're on a stripper pole.

I got the feeling that Dumbledore has gone nuts. He's going on about how nice and clever and classy she is and that they'll just love her, and he doesn't seem to notice that she's a trampy erotic dancer with a bad attitude.

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[info]clichealert
2008-12-18 11:28 pm UTC (link)
Molly was the first to start walking towards Albus and smiled. Dumbledore smiled back...

I read the end of that quote this way:

"Albus smiled. Dumbledore smiled back."

0_o Took me a few tries to get what it really was saying. This fic is all kinds of jacked up already. A bipolar Albus/Dumbledore is the last thing it needs.

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[info]rainbowjehan
2008-12-20 05:15 am UTC (link)
>_> Just fyi, you're thinking of MPD or schizophrenia, not bipolar disorder. I have it, and it just means mood swings from hell, not multiple personalities.

Actually, MPD!Dumbledore would be kind of entertaining. And would also explain why he frequently behaves so differently in fanon than he does in the books... :P

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(no subject) - [info]instrumentality, 2008-12-26 04:56 pm UTC
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[info]irenthel
2008-12-18 11:36 pm UTC (link)
I couldn't get past "Mollywobbles". That is the most ridiculous nickname I've ever heard. Ever.

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[info]rowenaraven13
2008-12-18 11:52 pm UTC (link)
I'm not crazy about it either, but at least it's canon. They used to call me Big Bird in third grade, the origin of which was never clear, so few nicknames surprise me.

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[info]rowenaraven13
2008-12-18 11:48 pm UTC (link)
He caught the scent of leather and grime as she walked past and remebered exactly that was Fabian's colone.

Wait, is that supposed to be "colon" or "clone"? Because neither one would surprise me.

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[info]schroduck
2008-12-19 12:04 am UTC (link)
I think it's meant to be cologne, though frankly, if I got a cologne that smelt of leather and grime, I'd either ask for a refund or clarify that I wanted cologne, not engine grease.

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[info]anisetheghosted
2008-12-18 11:55 pm UTC (link)
Maybe it's just that my expectations for the fics reviewed on this community have hit rock-bottom. Or maybe it's wishful thinking. Or both.

But I stared at that title and all I could read for a solid three minutes was FABIOFABIOFABIOFABIOFABIO.

Does anyone remember when he was on America's Next Top Model and actually seemed like a nice guy? Unlike everyone in this fic? Graaaargh, I want to kill that girl.

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[info]fallenidol_453
2008-12-19 12:28 am UTC (link)
I remember that episode quite well - one of my favorites, actually. And not for the Fabio reason, either. I really have no clue why I love that episode

But yes.. let's burn the bitch!

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[info]schroduck
2008-12-19 12:02 am UTC (link)
Twighlight, Harry Potter, General Hospital, and Final Destination 3.

Wait, Final Destination 3 as in that film where everyone dies in gruesome but inventive ways?

Sing along with me, children: "One of these things is not like the others. One of these things just doesn't belong."

I knew I was going with you I'm not stupit. Do I look dumb to you? Do I look neive?

Yes. Seriously, those zigzaggy red lines aren't just to make your text look cooler, ya know.

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[info]evrymemry
2008-12-19 12:16 am UTC (link)
This was going to be a hard one.

Metaphorically speaking, right? Otherwise EW.

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