| Potter Sue of the Day ( @ 2008-12-13 20:03:00 |
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| Current music: | Me freaking out |
| Entry tags: | draco-stu, hermione-sue, toxic |
TITLE: Can we pull through this together?
PERPETRATOR: thenextcullenmember
SUE-O-METER:
(toxic)
FULL NAME: Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy
SPECIES: Magical Folk
HAIR: as per canon, I assume
EYES: as per canon, I assume
MARKINGS: none described
POSSESSIONS: Strange personalities.
ORIGIN: On Valentine's Day Blaise dressed up as Draco and made out with Pansy. Hermione, Draco's girlfriend, sees this and freaks out. Draco wants to win her back.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Claims to be Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Can be completely OOC and bizarre!
NOTES: Please do not put emoticons in your prose to show emotion. That is what words are for. Someone should send this Suethor's summary to McTabby.
SAMPLE:
Part 1
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"Draco! How the hell do you think I feel!" Hermione was yelling, "I mean I caught you with her on the day before Valentines Day!!!!"
"Who gives a shit! I was fuckin' drunk! What did you cook us some romantic candle-lit dinner that I was suppose to eat with you?" He was being sarcastic but it was true!
"As a matter-of-fact I did! But you, you dumb bastard, had to ruin that, didn't you?" Hermione didn't know it but she had tears slowly coming down her face.:'(
"Oh come on! You have to say it like that it sounds so fuckin' stupid! You know what I'm not gonna take this from you! I should be on that feild right now practicing with my stupid team! .\/. Not here with you listening to this shit!" Draco knew he crossed a line but he didn't seem to care.
He turned on his heel and stormed towards the feild.
Hermione couldn't believe what just happened!!! Did he just end it? No, no he didn't! But if he didn't then, why does it hurt so much...
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When Hermione got back to the common room in tears, for the 4 time that week, Harry started getting a little mad and so did Ron.
"Oh, 'Mione he don't deserve you!" Ron put his hand on her back.
"Yeah you know you deserve better than that." Harry sat in front of her.
"I know you guys are right and all but I just can't let him go just yet. I know I haven't ran out of time...and this is NOT how he wants it to be." Hermione was sobbing into Ron's shoulder.
"Snap out of it 'Mione! I don't like to see you like this and you know that! I wanna see you being your old know-it-all self who didn't cry over some guy named Draco Malfoy! And she didn't get bad grades either." Ron thought that should cheer her up.
"You know what Ron? I haven't been getting the best grades now have I. You're right. I need you guys to start making sure I don't go ANYWHERE near him. Because everytime I do, we get into another argument ok? PLEASE????" Hermione made the puppy eyes.
"Of course we will 'Mione! We care and love you. As long as your happy about this." Harry reasured her
"Uh...we will?? I mean of course we will, yeah! What else do I love more than protecting one of my bestfriends from her phsco boyfriend!" He didn't mean to say like that though.
"You think he's phsco because he's my boyfriend:'O Ron!" She yelled and ran from the room.
Part 2:
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"Ay, Blaise, can I have a word with you?" Draco asked his very close friend.
"Yeah, sure. What do you need?" Blaise was tieing his sneakers.
"Well, it's Hermione. You know when you decided to be me for Valentine's Day, and you were shagging Pansy? Yeah, well she saw you guys! Couldn't you have at least done something! I mean, now I can't give her her present because she might think I'm trying to buy her off!" Draco ran his fingers through his hair.
"She did! Well, I never saw her...I mean is that why you guys have been fighting so much?" Blaise was looking up at Draco now.
"Yeah, she honestly won't believe that I hate Parkingson (no offense Blaise) and that I would NEVER cheat on her because I love her." He sighed and look down at Blaise,"Need a hand budda?"
He bent down and offered Blaise a hand.
"You is the budda, budda!" and with that Blaise ran to the castle yelling "YOU CAN'T CATCH ME! YOU CAN'T CATCH ME!!!AHHHH...you caught me!"
They ran into the Grand Hall (or whatever that is) together looking VERY fruity (don't worry girls, this is NOT a slash fic) and Draco's face was finally full of color ever since last week.
"Told you I could beat you, budda!" Draco said bending down panting.
"Never said you couldn't!" Blaise doing the same, but laughing a little.