Potter Sue of the Day ([info]pottersues) wrote,
@ 2008-12-12 22:30:00
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Entry tags:awful, crossover, speshul eyes

Thanks to the anonymous minion who sent in today's Sue!

TITLE: Flame
PERPETRATOR: Aaaaalice
SUE-O-METER: (awful)

FULL NAME: Alice Chapman-Brown
SPECIES: Witch?
HAIR: "long and blonde", it "curled at the ends, naturally".
EYES: "Her eyes were a blue no color could match nor could dye create"
MARKINGS: Smooth cheeks, a "curvy" body, pink lips.
POSSESSIONS: a hoodie that she uses to hide her face; she doesn't want anyone to look at her. A blue T-shirt. A ruby ring that turns into "seemed to explode into a deadly looking sword, glinting. Her tiny bracelt transformed into a shield with horrific battle scenes; enough to scare Hades" when she rubs it.

ORIGIN: A Gryffindor who has been attending Hogwarts all along.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Harry and Ron refuse to let her sit with them, so she bumps into Draco, and they instantly fall in love. Hermione, in a jealous fit, Accios the hoddie, revealing Alice's stunning beauty. At the age of 16 she is the Hogwarts Champion, replacing Cedric completely.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: "adored by everyone", except Hermione. She is "kind and trusty". She has to defeat some "half-bloods" that are descendants from the ancient Greek gods and goddesses.

NOTES: I was initially calling troll, but now that I see it's a crossover with Percy Jackson and the Olympians, I'll just give it a normal rating. It might be real, which is scary.


SAMPLE:

She swallowed and stared at him, her eyes suddenly larger and childlike.

“I saw another halfblood.” She answered, her voice beautiful even as it cracked.

“Half-blood?” Draco inquired. “The wizard kind? How is that bad? What’s wrong with being a halfblood?”

“Well,” Alice said, flipping her golden hair. “It’s a different kind.”

“Huh?”

“The gods and goddesses of ancient Greece are real, Draco.” Alice murmured.

“Wha?”

“They have children with mortals known as halfbloods. Those kids are like monster bait. They have to be defeated by us. I’ll prove it.” Alice informed him. A figure in the shadows grinned.

She grabbed her ruby ring (her birthstone) and it seemed to explode into a deadly looking sword, glinting. Her tiny bracelt transformed into a shield with horrific battle scenes; enough to scare Hades.

“Oh.” Draco said. He kissed her passionately.


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(Anonymous)
2008-12-15 03:59 am UTC (link)
The Greek nerd in me is dead. Thanks for that.

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(Anonymous)
2008-12-15 04:01 am UTC (link)
First comment? I can't tell, for all i know my ancient computer refuses to acknowledge any other comments. I'll get my hopes up anywayXD

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[info]m_ally89
2008-12-15 04:01 am UTC (link)
Why is he kissing her passionately right before she has to battle some nasty unknown creature? Rather distracting I would imagine.

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[info]m_ally89
2008-12-15 04:05 am UTC (link)
Also I can't imagine Draco saying what's wrong with being a half-blood? Ever.

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(no subject) - [info]ridureyu, 2008-12-15 04:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]malinbe, 2008-12-15 04:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wineandwenches, 2008-12-15 04:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]missblackheart7, 2008-12-15 01:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rowenaraven13, 2008-12-15 08:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]beacon80, 2008-12-15 08:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lizoko, 2008-12-15 08:41 pm UTC

[info]ridureyu
2008-12-15 04:06 am UTC (link)
So, does she pull the hood tight, Kenny-style, or does she just reverse the hoodie to totally cover her face and expose the back of her head?

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[info]m_ally89
2008-12-15 04:07 am UTC (link)
Neither, all the other gryffindors have just been assuming they go to school with a Dementor and, y'know, not done anything about it.

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(no subject) - [info]lizoko, 2008-12-15 08:44 pm UTC

[info]evildamsel
2008-12-15 04:11 am UTC (link)
A crossover with what?

Meanwhile, am I the only one confused? The kids are like monster bait and they have to be fought by them? Does not compute...

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[info]grosse_averse
2008-12-15 05:08 am UTC (link)
I think it's a crossover with the Percy Jackson books, about a bunch of kids who are "half-bloods", and monsters try to destroy them if they don't go to a special camp for halfbloods. It's a really good series, unfortunately tainted by this Sue.

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[info]kiyuu
2008-12-15 04:14 am UTC (link)
a hoodie that she uses to hide her face;

Like this?

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[info]paskettios
2008-12-15 04:20 am UTC (link)
Oh, it's those The Lightening Thief books, my little brothers read them. I'd get all offended and say how she'd ruined the good name of the lightening thief, but I never read them.

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[info]lostmustard
2008-12-15 04:25 am UTC (link)
Hermione, in a jealous fit, Accios the hoddie,

Yes, because that's exactly how Hermione behaves.

The real Hermione would have cast a flock of birds at the Sue.

Or better yet, a herd of angry rhinoceroses.

Those kids are like monster bait. They have to be defeated by us. I’ll prove it

First of all, if 'those kids' are like monster bait, why do people like the Sue have to defeat them? Couldn't they just, you know, let the monsters eat them? Second of all, why does she have to prove it, and how does 'She grabbed her ruby ring (her birthstone) and it seemed to explode into a deadly looking sword, glinting. Her tiny bracelt transformed into a shield with horrific battle scenes; enough to scare Hades.' prove anything?

“Oh.” Draco said. He kissed her passionately.

*stabs Sue*

"Et tu, [info]lostmustard?"

Sic, et me, bitch.

That's right, I went with Latin.

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[info]burninglikeice
2008-12-15 05:13 am UTC (link)
YAY! LATIN!

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(no subject) - [info]wissiemeissie, 2008-12-15 08:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wilver_and_ecru, 2008-12-16 06:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lostmustard, 2008-12-16 08:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wilver_and_ecru, 2008-12-16 08:16 pm UTC

[info]malinbe
2008-12-15 04:31 am UTC (link)
What is the other victim/fandom?

“Oh.” Draco said. He kissed her passionately.
I bet he was trying to distract her, take the sword from her, and then call Madam Pomfrey. It seems the girl will be keeping company to Lockhart and the Longbottoms.

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[info]evrymemry
2008-12-15 04:54 am UTC (link)
Greek mythology, it looks like. I think...

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(no subject) - [info]evrymemry, 2008-12-15 06:48 am UTC

[info]abarero
2008-12-15 04:36 am UTC (link)
Wait, so is the Sue killing off the characters from Percy Jackson and the Olympians or something? Last I checked, aside from the ones who've joined the baddies- the half-bloods in that series are all good guys. Oh wait, logic.

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[info]lizoko
2008-12-15 08:46 pm UTC (link)
So does this means she is going to try and kill Harry off at some point? He does seem to attract trouble.

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[info]burninglikeice
2008-12-15 04:43 am UTC (link)
LOL, she's kind and trusty? Like the trusty dagger the suethor used to stab canon?

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[info]geekycanadian86
2008-12-15 05:08 am UTC (link)
This chick (and every other Sue) has done our Draco wrong.

“The wizard kind? How is that bad? What’s wrong with being a halfblood?”

Draco would only say that with a sarcastic and mocking sneer. I miss evil Draco.

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[info]treeson
2008-12-15 05:55 am UTC (link)
“The wizard kind? How is that bad? What’s wrong with being a halfblood?”

"Like the half-blood whose feet I kneel at?"

<3 treeson

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[info]sinfulx
2008-12-15 06:20 am UTC (link)
[cries]

A Draco who doesn't think there's anything wrong with being a halfblood?!

Greek mythology used in a Suefic?! Poorly, no less!

Draco kissing someone passionately after she pulls out her sword of mass destruction (which was a ring) and a "bracelt" with prettiful, I mean horrible, battle scenes?!

[300 pose] This is MADNESS!!!
[epic kick] THIS IS SPARTA!!!

[ahem] Couldn't help myself. =)

Anyway, this Suefic was wrong on sooooooooo many levels. Hades must be throwing a fit right now, having been mentioned in this absurdity. I'm sure none of the other Greek Gods and Goddesses are too pleased with this Suefic either.

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[info]lizoko
2008-12-15 08:48 pm UTC (link)
I'm cool with the 300 thing. Can we send them in to kick some epic ass and destroy this sue?

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(no subject) - [info]sinfulx, 2008-12-16 02:58 am UTC

[info]clockworktoast
2008-12-15 06:59 am UTC (link)
She grabbed her ruby ring (her birthstone) and it seemed to explode into a deadly looking sword, glinting. Her tiny bracelt transformed into a shield with horrific battle scenes; enough to scare Hades.

“Oh.” Draco said. He kissed her passionately.

Lulz to the random makeout scene. You know what? This is going to be my reaction to everything that doesn't make sense to me from now on. Par example:

Store Clerk- That's not on sale, even though the tag says it is.
Me- *makes out with clerk*

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[info]hello_goodbye05
2008-12-15 11:37 am UTC (link)
Icon Love!

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(no subject) - [info]clockworktoast, 2008-12-15 09:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rowenaraven13, 2008-12-15 08:25 pm UTC
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[info]beacon80
2008-12-15 08:08 am UTC (link)
So... why is the Tri-wizard tournament being held in Harry's sixth year? And on that note, how are Fleur and Krum still young enough to attend?

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[info]beacon80
2008-12-15 08:14 am UTC (link)
Oh, yeah, about Hermione's plan. Even ignoring the fact that she'd find such pettiness would be beneath her, there's still three things:
A) Hermione wouldn't pull off a plan going on the assumption that Alice was hideous. She's find out what she looked like beforehand. Which brings us to...
B) How could Hermione not have realized that Alice was pretty? They've shared a room for an entire year, plus change. This is ignoring the fact that hoodies are not part of the Hogwarts uniform and there's no way McGonagall would allow it, and the fact that most hoodies don't hide your eye color.
C) Accio pulls the object straight towards you. If it could strip a person of their clothing so easily, they wouldn't be teaching it to students.

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[info]evrymemry
2008-12-15 08:49 am UTC (link)
Or maybe they would, just to see what hijinks would ensue.

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(no subject) - [info]little_masaouki, 2008-12-15 08:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ridureyu, 2008-12-15 11:17 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]mei_asakura, 2008-12-15 02:42 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]little_masaouki, 2008-12-15 08:51 pm UTC

[info]hello_goodbye05
2008-12-15 11:39 am UTC (link)
I had no idea that 'deadly looking' swords and shields were such a turn-on. Next time I go on a date, I'll be sure to bring some along with me.

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[info]deathnotesues08
2008-12-15 11:51 am UTC (link)
She grabbed her ruby ring (her birthstone) and it seemed to explode into a deadly looking sword, glinting. Her tiny bracelt transformed into a shield with horrific battle scenes; enough to scare Hades.

“Oh.” Draco said. He kissed her passionately.

What the shit?

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[info]lovely_joy
2008-12-15 12:57 pm UTC (link)
The title is an invitation, right?

Flame

Ok, then, if you insist...

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[info]pottersues
2008-12-15 04:21 pm UTC (link)
Please don't flame the Suethor.

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[info]missblackheart7
2008-12-15 01:31 pm UTC (link)
“Half-blood?” Draco inquired. “The wizard kind? How is that bad? What’s wrong with being a halfblood?”

Oh, WhinySpoiledAsshole!Draco, my love, where are you? What have they done to you? They've used Polyjuice to transform an annoying angsty, horny brat into you, but it's not working! It's not working!


She grabbed her ruby ring (her birthstone) and it seemed to explode into a deadly looking sword, glinting. Her tiny bracelt transformed into a shield with horrific battle scenes; enough to scare Hades.

“Oh.” Draco said. He kissed her passionately.

How random. D'you think that, if I carried around a glinting sword, random guys would randomly kiss me, too? Also, do you think this rule also applies to yesterday's fencing!Sue?

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[info]darth_gojira
2008-12-15 04:10 pm UTC (link)
I guess they think if it worked for Harry and Neville, it'll work for them.

SUE: Watch my shiny sword *swing* Whee!
NEVILLE: That's not a sword; THIS *slice* is a sword.

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(no subject) - [info]missblackheart7, 2008-12-15 06:14 pm UTC

[info]darth_gojira
2008-12-15 04:08 pm UTC (link)
Christianity didn't kill the Olympians; this suethor did.

Flames? Is that why my eyes are burning?

We're all rooting for you, Hermione.

And why does the Sue consider the Class of the Titans more dangerous than THE SON OF ONE OF VOLDEMORT'S BRAIN TRUST?

Owowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowwoowwwwwwwww

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[info]dissidia
2008-12-15 08:12 pm UTC (link)
Get well soon, [info]pottersues!

Also: eff this ess, bitch had to bring in my heritage.

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[info]o0oprettycolors
2008-12-15 09:01 pm UTC (link)
Ah, seriously! Why must they always butcher our country's culture?

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[info]merae
2008-12-15 09:51 pm UTC (link)
All the latest Sues are incredibly boring. Do they not know about MaGiKpRoPhECYYS and/or TV crossovers?
Because if they all spontaneously forgot, that'd be funny.

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[info]constellationed
2008-12-15 09:59 pm UTC (link)
Who is the "figure in the shadows"?

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