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shocked And then, Pierre from Simple Plan laid you down in his bunk on the tour bus, you giggled softly, and the Chuck shushed you from the bunk below. Then Galadriel came and told you you had to go with Frodo and the ring, and you said "What? Isn't that a book?" And she said in her ethereal form, "No, my child, you are my child, and you have to protect the ring." Then her face disappeared, and you were shrouded in bright light, Pierre got off of you as he watched you grow elf ears and your hair went from a pixie cut to long and blonde. You looked at him with your cerulean orbs, "What?" "Holy shit you are from Lord of the Rings!" "I know! And I'm an elf! Wanna come save Frodo?" "Sure" said Pierre and you two jumped through the vortex in time that Galadriel made. When you landed in Rivendale, you saw that Chuck had grabbed a hold of your new elf dress (it was long and soft and made of flower petals sewn together by angels). He brushed himself off and went "Hey, I felt like having an adventure too!" Then Harry Potter showed up cause all of the heroes in the word had to help Frodo and Chuck was mesmerized by his Quidditch-toned muscles. They ran off to the forest where Harry gave him a ring made by Goblins and they made love for hours.
My friend likes the elf dress.
Anyways, onto today's monstrosity.
TITLE: Hermione's New Change
PERPETRATOR: Slytherin Mistress 1
SUE-O-METER:
(toxic)FULL NAME: Hermione Granger aka Christina "Chrissie" Abegaila Cades aka sis Lily Saldis Riddle
SPECIES: Vampire
HAIR: "long knee length hair that was black but looked dark green in the light"
EYES: "a rare indigo blue like her mothers". They change colour with her mood.
MARKINGS: "she now had a lot more curves, and she had an hour glass figure". She has a "Dark Heir's mark" oh her shoulder blade.
POSSESSIONS: "knee high boots with a fairly high heel, a black mini skirt with red stripes through it, and a black and red tee, with a red hoodie", "he was wearing the most beautiful thing, her knee high boots, and a mini dark green dress with silver lining", a necklace and earrings "pure gold with and emerald in the middle of diamonds", a new wand made of Yew, shaved basilisk fangs, and several other cores.
ORIGIN: Hermione finds out that the Grangers are not her real parents so she instantly hates them and love her "real parents. Eventually Voldemort, who was just pretending to be a friend of her parents (and super sweet guyzz!) confesses to her that she is actually his child. Also, she becomes Queen of the Vampires on her fifteenth birthday.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Is Voldemort and Bellatrix's daughter, is Draco's one true love. I love how she would be ok with a comment like this: "Well honey your aunts and uncles are Laura Zambini, Naracissa Malfoy, Lucious Malfoy, and you have another uncle but that will be a surprise along with who your godparents are". She, Draco and Blaise save Ginny from abusive!Ron. Ron beats Ginny and "Chrissie" with a steel-tipped whip. Why didn't he use magic? Anyways, it turns out that Harry is evil and Ron was "under sensitimperio, one of Voldemort’s own discoveries, because it is like Imperious, but harder to throw off, and it is harder for people to know someone is under it because the person controlling them thinks of what they do and telepathically tells them." Harry also does some pretty sadistic things to Arthur and Molly Weasly and uses BDSM against Ron. Anyways, when Hermione/Chrissie/Isis returns to Hogwarts she has Alberto, the Sorting Hat, put her in Slytherin. Then Draco proposes to her and she accepts. Then at their engagement party she learns that Draco is 3/4 vampire and 1/4 Veela.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: "I love to sit in the park and play my flute, violin and I also dance to". She is a phoenix animagus. She and Draco can speak telepathically to each other. "She had now mastered Legilmency, Occulmency, Animagus in two forms, apparation, disapparation, wandless and non-verbal magic, and she can produce two types of patronous. She is an expert in the unforgivable, and many other dark spells. She is also a fluent Parselmouth." In 90 minutes she learns Italian, French and Spanish and Dutch. And then Vampire Bellatrix goes into a trance and finds out that Harry Potter is James Thomas Riddle, but Dumbledore has put him under so many spells he doesn't even know.
NOTES: This is, quite possibly, one of the worst stories I have ever read.
SAMPLE:
Part 1
Chapter 7- At School
When the Slytherin’s had finally reached the castle, they made sure that their royalty were fine and then they made their way into the Great Hall.
“Alright everyone are you ready to wreck chaos, or are you?” Chrissie asked the others
“We sure are!”They all exclaimed
“Draco, Blaise, Milliscent and Pansy come here so I can magically put hoods on you that fall down when either Tiana or I lift our hands up.” Chrissie told the group.
When the four teens had their hoods on they heard Professor Dumbledore say:
“Quiet down, quiet down please, now this evening we have something very special happening. Over the summer Ms. Granger found out that she was not really a Granger but a Cades, now because Ms. Cades has changed over the summer, she was given the chance to be resorted. And that is what we are going to do now. Ms. Weasley was disowned by her parents over a week ago and I received a letter asking if she could be resorted with Ms. Cades, I agreed. It came to my knowledge that earlier today Ms. Weasley was adopted by the Cades. She is now Ms. Cade’s blood sister. Lady’s please come in.”
When they heard their cue, Blaise and Draco retrieved their wands and with a flick the big oak doors that led to the Great Hall opened with a bang. Upon hearing the bang everyone in the hall turned to watch the six figures glide down the pathway, many of the boys had their eyes on Chrissie and Tiana, causing Draco and Blaise to growl lightly.
“Well I can see everyone is enjoying this sight.” Dumbledore chuckled.
The two sisters simultaneously lifted their hands up causing Draco, Blaise, Pansy and Milliscent’s hoods to fall off and disappear. Pansy and Milliscent then curtsied to the sisters waiting for Dumbledore to continue talking.
“Thank you Ms Parkinson and Ms. Bulstrode for escorting the two young ladies to the hat.”
“Now Ms. Christina Cades will you please put the hat on so you can be resorted.” Dumbledore asked
Before Chrissie headed up to the hat Draco kissed her on the forehead. Chrissie then walked up to the hat and placed it on her head.
Hello Ms. Cades
Hello Alberto
How do you know my name young one?
You learn a few things when you learn of your linage
Of course Mi Lady
Alberto could you please put me in Slytherin, Thankyou
Of course
‘Slytherin!!’ the hat shouted to the hall of students and teachers.
“Ms. Christiana Cades will you please put the hat on you head now.” Dumbledore asked
Before Tiana headed up to the hat Blaise kissed her on the forehead. Tiana then walked up to the hat and placed it on her head.
Hello young one
Hello Alberto
I am guessing that you want to be in the same house as your newly a found sister
Definitely she supplied
‘Slytherin!!’ the hat shouted to the hall of students and teachers, the Slytherin’s erupted into loud cheers, because finally they had their two Princes and Princesses back in their lair
Once the Slytherin’s had calmed down, Dumbledore continued, “Ms. Cades, Ms. Cades, Mr. Malfoy, Mr. Zambini, Ms. Parkinson and Ms. Bulstrode, would you please meet me in my office after the feast. Thank you.”
In Dumbledore’s Office
Dumbledore sat at his desk reading one of his books when he heard a knock at the door.
“Come in.” he said as he waved his hand to open the door, and when the door opened, in piled six teens.
“Ah, my new helpers.” Dumbledore exclaimed when he saw who had entered his office. He then ushered them into chairs as he conjured more up.
“Thank you Professor, Why did you want to talk to us sir?”Chrissie asked
“Ah yes, straight to the point. I called you in here tonight to discuss your duties.”
As the teens listened to their professor the telepathically talked to each other.
Hey Draco baby, after this do you want to go back to our room? Chrissie asked
Ooh alright honey! What did you have in mind?
Ooh I have a surprise for you!
Okay, we had better answer this old coot! Draco said sarcastically
“Mr. Malfoy and Ms. Cades will share a room and Mr. Zambini and Ms. Cades will share a room, and the lot of you will share one common room, there will also be four house elves at your service, Ms. Cades will have Mifty, Ms. Cades will have Miffy, Mr. Malfoy will have Pipy and Finally Mr. Zambini will have Crispy.” Dumbledore explained. “Ms. Parkinson and Ms. Bulstrode will have separate rooms off each of yours, they will also have a house elf each. Ms. Parkinson’s will be Tilly and Ms. Bulstrode’s will be Milly.”
“Okay professor. Could you please tell us where our room is, because I think all of us have had a long tiering night.” Draco said as he put Chrissie’s hand in his own
“Ah yes, Mr. Malfoy your common room is on the sixth floor behind the portrait of the three wizards and one witch. The witch will ask for the pass word, which is Love and relationship. Now is there anything else?” The old wizard asked.
“No there isn't anything else at the moment sir. Good night.” Chrissie said
“Yes good night to you all.” And with that Dumbledore showed them out.
“Hey everyone lets go and have some fun in our new bedrooms.” Chrissie said as she started running up the stairs to their new rooms.
“I'm gonna get you.” Draco yelled after her.
“Alright then come and get me” Chrissie yelled back until she slammed into another person. “Ah!”
“Detention with me tomorrow evening.” Filch said
“You can't do that I have a higher responsibility now. I am almost a teacher. So huh.” Chrissie replied while Draco made sure that there was nothing wrong with her. Ginny, Blaise, Pansy and Milliscent all had their wands drawn and pointing at Filch.
“Wwhaat?”
“I along with Draco here are the teachers assistants and the rest are helper or guardians. So get of your high horse!” Chrissie replied.
“O...f course Madam.” Filch stuttered as he went to continue patrolling the corridors.
“Well that was interesting; I think I could get used to this.” Chrissie laughed
In The Common Room
“Okay well I think I am going to turn in early now because, I have had a very exhausting day.” Tiana stated in front of everyone
“I’m right behind you darling.” Blaise said as he followed Tiana up the entrance to their rooms. Their entrance picture was of a couple in each other’s arms by a lake, with wild roses everywhere, it was a very romantic portrait.
“Yeah I think we’re going to head to bed now to because I have a surprise for Drake that I have been waiting to give him ever since we were sitting in Dumbledore’s Office.” Chrissie said as Draco caught her waist with his arms and started to suck, bit and lick the crook of her neck. “Ah, Draco wait till wee in our rooms.” Chrissie said as she playfully hit his arm
“Alright you two go and get a room, I’m heading to bed now, and so make sure you’re not too loud.” Pansy said as she headed off to the door labelled with her name. Milliscent then followed suit and headed to her rooms.
“Alright honey, let’s go and you can give me my surprise because I know I have one for you.” Draco said with his trade mark smirk plastered across his face.
“Ooooh I can't wait.” Chrissie laughed
“Well come on then because it will take a while for you to get over this surprise, if I say so myself.” Draco said as he picked Chrissie up bridal style.
“Ah my dear love you can be so vulnerable at times but I think now you will be the most vulnerable.” Draco laughed in Chrissie's ear as they entered their rooms.
“Don't laugh again because I can make you never laugh again.” Chrissie said stubbornly
“Awe. My beautiful darling is trying to be very menacing at the moment.”
“Draco shut up or I will make sure you don't get your surprise at all.” Chrissie said as she was placed neatly on the bed by her boyfriend.
“Awe but that isn't fair.” Draco pouted.
“Come on I'm anxious to get my surprise.” Chrissie whined
“Okay, well you know how we are boyfriend, girlfriend now, well I WANT TO GET ENGAGED TO YOU AND MARRY YOU AFTER WE FINISH THIS YEAR, I DON'T CARE THAT WE ARE STILL ONLY FIFTEEN.” Draco blurted out really fast.
“Baby, baby calm down, and say all that again so I can understand you this time please.”
“I want to get engaged to you and marry you after we finish this year even though we are only fifteen.” Draco said in between deep breaths. Once Draco finished all he could hear was a small 'Oh' and a plop on the bed, where Chrissie had fainted.
“Sev, come quickly, Chrissie has fainted and I want you to be here with a potion for when I wake her up please.” Draco called to his best friend’s dad, through the fire place.
“Okay I'll be there in a minute.” the voice of Severus Snape called back.
“Thank you.”
When Snape Arrived
“Ah, Mr. Malfoy are you ready?”
“Yes, sir.” Said a shaky Draco “Eneverate!” He shouted, “Sev thank you so much, can you please go now.”
“Honey, where are you?”
“I'm here beautiful. Do you have an answer for my question?”
“Of course, I want to marry you, and I love you soooooo much.” She said giving him a kiss.
At the Malfoy Mansion
“Honey Draco just got engaged.” Naracissa exclaimed as a large golden hoop with the words engaged, Malfoy Heir, disappeared. The Malfoy Family had set up an enchantment that would notify the parents to when someone asked another for engagement and marriage.
“That's wonderful sweetheart. We must write to him and his wife-to-be now, telling them that we will be there tomorrow morning to meet the new Malfoy wife.” Lucious said as he walked into the room. “We must tell Lilly and Luke because they are his godparents, and Severus and Laura will need to know as well.”
“Okay darling, let’s get writing.”
Part 2
In Chrissie’s Quarters
“Mother, father why are you Tom, Bella, Sev, Laura, and Lucious here?” Chrissie asked curiously
“Well darling, we, Tom, Bella, myself and Luke haven’t been all that honest with you.” Lilly replied
“Yes, although the tests only came back a couple of weeks ago, we wanted to make sure that you had your other duties in place first.” Tom continued
“What tests?” Chrissie questioned
“Well darling when you were just an infant, Tom and Bella were in terrible times, Dumbledore was after them because he had heard that they had, had an heir. You were that heir. So they brought you to us to look after, because we were loyal and we couldn’t have children of our own. Then when our family came into terrible times as well, we had to give you to the Grangers.” Luke replied.
“So what you’re trying to tell me is that I am a Riddle, I’m not a Granger, not a Cades, but a Riddle.”
“Yes that would be it.” Tom replied to his daughter.
“How do you know this? When did you find out? How come I don’t look like you? I thought Lilly had taken the Glamour off me?”
“Darling we know this because of the tests we had done and also because you have a birth mark on your left shoulder that is the dark heirs birth mark.” Bella replied “Is that correct?”
“And we found out, like we already said, two weeks ago.” Continued Tom
“And as for you not looking like us, is because Lilly only took the first glamour off you, she didn’t take the last one off.” Bella finished.
“Yes it is correct that I have a birth mark on my left shoulder. Can you please remove the last glamour for me mum?” Chrissie asked Bella.
“Sure darling.” Bella said as she waved her hand and muttered a few words. “Darling you will be able to change back into Christina Cades, whenever you want; you must go back to school as Chrissie though. And only in your little gang can you be seen like this alright?”
When Chrissie look in the mirror she saw that she now had long black hair like her mothers, she also had her mother’s figure, but she had her father’s eyes, his red scarlet eyes. She could now wear clothes like her mothers and not look abnormal.
“Yes mum.” Chrissie said as she hugged her parents
“Is my name still Christina Abegaila?”
“No darling it isn’t it is Isis Lily Saldis Riddle” Tom replied.
“I like it, it’s very pretty.” Chrissie stated
“For a very pretty girl!” Draco said coming up behind Isis and giving her a kiss.
Chapter 11 – A small Change
Before:
“Yes mum.” Chrissie said as she hugged her parents
“Is my name still Christina Abegaila?”
“No darling it isn’t it is Isis Lily Saldis Riddle” Tom replied.
“I like it, it’s very pretty.” Chrissie stated
“For a very pretty girl!” Draco said coming up behind Isis and giving her a kiss.
After:
Bella, Tom and Isis, were having one of their evening talks in Isis’s room, while Draco had a shower.
“Isis”
“Yeah father?”
“As our daughter, I think you know you have a reputation to keep up.”
“Yes, I know.”
“As you know, we are the most feared...”
“You still are the Dark Lord and Lady and the most feared wizard and witch in the world.” Isis paused. Tom and Bella smiled evilly. “And you have the Death Eaters and the Dark Mark.”
“You know darling that you will exceed both us and Dumbledore, when you take our places, you are extremely powerful.” Bella said
Isis smiled
“You will become the most powerful and feared Dark Lady ever, even more so than us. We will guide you.” Tom said
“Hmmm...” Isis wondered when that would be. She couldn’t wait to squash Potter. Bella smiled darkly
“And yes of course we shall kill Potter, the Order and anyone else who stands in our way.” Bella stated
“But we are far away from that. You still need training, and to recruit others as your own. You need powerful servants, as the Death Eaters are ours.” Tom said
“But being your daughter, the Death Eaters will obey me?”
“Yes... about that.” Tom took Isis’ left hand “I will make a mark for you. It will be your own mark. The Dark Mark is your mother’s and mine, it represents us, and so you shall have your own.”
“Are you going to burn it onto my skin like you do with the Dark Mark? Have you both got the Dark Mark on your arm?” Isis asked curiously.
“No I am not going to burn in onto your skin, I will place it onto a necklace that you are always to wear. As for us having the Dark Mark, yes we do have a mark, but it isn’t the Dark Mark, it is more like the Dark Heir mark that you have on your shoulder.” Tom replied to his daughter’s question. When Tom took and ordinary, silver necklace, he said a few words then gave it to Isis, it had her initials, ILSR, with two snakes in the background surrounding a skull and heart.
“It’s beautiful dad. I love it!”
When Chrissie touched it, all the Death Eaters, felt a burn on their right forearm.
“Now darling we must go to the throne room, to where the Death Eaters are waiting.” Tom told his daughter.
“Whose mark is this?” Nott questioned, before apperating away to where his Master was waiting.
In the Throne Room
Isis, Tom and Bella arrived, just before everyone else did.
“Isis, we want you to stay in the shadows until we call you in and introduce you as our daughter.”
When the Death Eaters arrived
“Welcome, my Death Eaters today I have called you because I have something to announce, I am to believe that you all have a different mark on your right forearm, am I right? This mark belongs to my heir, Isis Lily Saldis Riddle, we only found her 2 weeks ago, and she has been in thorough training. She had now mastered Legilmency, Occulmency, Animagus in two forms, apparation, disapparation, wandless and non-verbal magic, and she can produce two types of patronous. She is an expert in the unforgivable, and many other dark spells. She is also a fluent Parselmouth. I would now like to introduce to you Isis Lily Saldis Riddle, my daughter.” Tom bragged
As Isis, walked forward everyone bowed down to her, for she was royalty to them.
“My Death Eaters you may know my daughter as Christina Abegaila Cades. Do you not?” Bella questioned.
“Yes Mi Lady.” They answered
“Good, now you will treat her and her husband with the same respect you give me and my wife. Your mark will be known as the Snake, and anyone who has the mark is now as part of the Snakes.” Tom said
“Now we will call you again when we are ready, but now I must talk with my daughter. Good evening.” Bella said as she motioned for Isis to wish them and her father good night and then follow her.
“Good night father and everyone else, we shall talk sometime soon I hope.” Isis said before she followed after her mother.
“Mother what did you want to talk to me about?” Isis asked when they were walking up to her rooms
“I want you try on some dresses that I had ordered for you, they will make it easier for you to move in and also they make everyone respect you more, and the undergarments will have Draco begging you to take him.” Bella said with a slight smirk
“Oh mother your always interfering in our love life, but thank you for ordering me some new clothes. Are they like yours because I love your clothes?” Isis asked
“Yes darling they are. I knew you wanted some like mine. I got you a few like the ones I am wearing now, and then I got you a couple, like the ones I was wearing the other day when we were dueling. Oh and darling because you haven’t got a proper wand, your father and myself are going to buy you a new one, one that has more power, we will get it made right in front of us, with all the proper ingredients. Alright darling?”
“Yes, mum that’s wonderful. When will we be getting it?” Isis asked
“We will be going into Diagon Ally to get it tomorrow morning. But your father won’t be accompanying us for obvious reasons.” Bella replied
“Alright.” Said Isis
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September 24 2008, 22:37:52 UTC 3 years ago
Man Draco and Hermione have weird kinks
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September 24 2008, 22:55:57 UTC 3 years ago
rambling lol
I never understood it at all. I mean, sometimes, they make for great characters and provide interesting conflict to the good guys. The point is, though, they're the bad guys. The things they do shouldn't be glorified or celebrated, especially not that whole genocide thing.Voldemort? A decent bad guy. But if I found out he were my father, I wouldn't immediately go "DADDY! :D" and adopt his worldview, because it's not a nice one. Neither, I think, would Hermione or Ginny; they'd probably go, "Well, I'm Voldemort's daughter, and I want us to all try to get along! Also, free the House Elves." They're not bloody Randroids, as far as I recall, so I see no reason for them to morph into freaking Dagny Taggart as soon as Voldemort says, "yeah, paternity test is positive, pack your things and let's go to my inexplicable castle of evil racism."
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September 24 2008, 22:47:26 UTC 3 years ago
How many new families does she need to find?! Since when do 15 year olds get assigned co-ed BEDS in SCHOOL?! And how much more awkward could her sentences get?
“Draco, Blaise, Milliscent and Pansy come here so I can magically put hoods on you that fall down when either Tiana or I lift our hands up.” Chrissie told the group.
Who talks like that! It's the mother of all run-ons. Oh, and let's not forget that when she walks into a room she mentions every single person's name instead of just saying "What are you ALL doing here?"
I think I'll definitely be avoiding the original source on this one. I do not want to read the BDSM nonsense.
September 24 2008, 23:28:45 UTC 3 years ago
I love Richard.
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September 24 2008, 22:50:28 UTC 3 years ago
September 25 2008, 13:48:55 UTC 3 years ago
This will make it all better.
September 24 2008, 22:51:55 UTC 3 years ago
That won't work. You're supposed to rub his nose in it and spank him with a newspaper. Although that might be too vanilla for this fic.
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September 24 2008, 23:11:09 UTC 3 years ago
(2) "Gee, dad, thanks for the swell new Mark! It's nifty!"
(3) Hermione -> Chrissie -> Isis?
(4) I love long tiering nights. Oh baby, oh baby, oh.
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That is unforgivable.
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my favorite part, i think! doesn't every girl want to be proposed to in a shouted run-on sentence?
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September 24 2008, 23:21:23 UTC 3 years ago
This is supposed to be HERMIONE?? Why couldn't she have just made up another horrible "Voldemort's daughter" OC?? Even THAT would be better than this shite!!
I seriously cannot get over Alberto the Sorting Hat. Did the hat morph into a sombrero or something?? lulz
One of my main concerns, however, is that Dumbledore put two fifteen year olds of different genders in rooms together. I hate stories that do this...can you say "contrived plot device?"
And what's up with the Dark Mark being screwed up in these recent stories? First it's a tramp stamp, now this??
September 24 2008, 23:25:03 UTC 3 years ago
This plot contrivance is the norm in any "Dramione" fic.
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September 24 2008, 23:21:48 UTC 3 years ago
There's just no excuse for this...*is thinking of a word that sums up this fic*...Ooh, I can't even think straight.
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Things had changed over the summer, Hermione had grown out of her bookworm state, she didn’t really care about her grades anymore, and all she wanted was for someone to notice her, for someone to care and love her, she felt that she didn’t really belong in the muggle city of London, it just didn’t seem right for her.
This is a huge warning. Not only is it a terrible run-on sentence, but no good fic will ever start with a statement that you're throwing out the very basis of a character.
That being said, I was still woefully unprepared for what came next.
September 24 2008, 23:52:23 UTC 3 years ago
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Also, I'm all for wrecking chaos. I have no idea how you do it but it sounds like fun.
September 24 2008, 23:53:06 UTC 3 years ago
For some reason I envision this being spoken like a Shakespearean actor
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September 24 2008, 23:46:30 UTC 3 years ago
I am not sure what I just read. Why is Ginny now Tiana and Hermionie now Cassie or Isis or whatever her name is.
I am so confused right now.
*brainexplodes*
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Is the sorting hat now a sombrero?
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September 24 2008, 23:59:26 UTC 3 years ago
I think that this has reached a new level of Fail.
The end,
September 24 2008, 23:59:43 UTC 3 years ago
I got as far as "Alberto" (snicker) and had to stop. Maybe I'll try again later.
If, y'know, I lose my reason or something. Honestly.
September 25 2008, 00:01:49 UTC 3 years ago
September 25 2008, 00:02:30 UTC 3 years ago
It burnses ussss!
I cannot stress my icon enough.There is too much here to deal with. Part of me wants to try my hand at MSTing it because it's the only way to thoroughly destroy something like this.
Three things jumped out over the rest of the fire and destruction that was this fic.
1)“You know darling that you will exceed both us and Dumbledore, when you take our places, you are extremely powerful.” Bella said
So... why hasn't Voldemort drowned her yet? NOBODY gets to be more powerful than Voldemort.
2)Bella is Hermione's mother. That means Narcissa is - as this state acknowledges - her aunt. Congratulations Hermione, you're marrying your cousin!
3) "Oh and darling because you haven’t got a proper wand, your father and myself are going to buy you a new one, one that has more power, we will get it made right in front of us, with all the proper ingredients. Alright darling?”
Because a normal wand isn't good enough for her. No, she needs a speshul magic wand. I can just see their trip to Olivanders...
Olivander: Here we have the Elder Wand.
Voldemort: Got anything with a little more... oomph?
Olivander: But... this... this is the Elder Wand. The Wand used by Death himself. It is the most powerful wand in existence!
Voldemort: *Sigh* I suppose it will have to do... for now... But I'm not shopping here again.
September 25 2008, 10:11:17 UTC 3 years ago
Re: It burnses ussss!
2)Bella is Hermione's mother. That means Narcissa is - as this state acknowledges - her aunt. Congratulations Hermione, you're marrying your cousin!Given that she's now a Black, that doesn't really come as a surprise.
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September 25 2008, 00:07:25 UTC 3 years ago
How can you switch appearances and names so easily? If I, God forbid, was this Sue, I would suffer from loss of identity with all of this. I mean, this Sue was Know-it-all Mudblood Hermione Granger on day, and then she was Vodie/Bella Spawn Chrissie whatever her face.
I am in awe at this sue. I can't believe someone actually wrote this.
September 25 2008, 01:17:46 UTC 3 years ago
because the person controlling them thinks of what they do and telepathically tells them.
Erm... isn't that how the Imperius Curse works, too?
Alberto, the Sorting Hat. WUT??
“Well I can see everyone is enjoying this sight.” Dumbledore chuckled.
I think Dumbledore's doing it for the lulz, he's probably going to hand them all to the Aurors later.
September 25 2008, 01:26:51 UTC 3 years ago
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