I've decided to make it up to you with a wonderful "toxic" fic.
Thank you to Sora for sending in today's first Sue!
TITLE: An Elf at Hogwarts
FULL NAME: Sabrina te Andraos IX
HAIR: "Flowing dirty-blonde", it changes to "black and fazed to red at her shoulders" later.
EYES: "Garnett Red"
MARKINGS: "Elven ears" and a "natural, haunting, elvish glow" she also has a "tattoo of a rather fierce looking Hello Kitty". She has a "curvaceous" body. Earrings: "on one ear a chain weaving in and out of the piercings from top to bottom and on the other a bunch of small loop earrings and a large dragon fang on the bottom".
POSSESSIONS: "a black halter top, a black mini skirt, and her favorite lace-up leather kick-ass boots" with a cloak, a "big foot locker", a locket, a sketchbook, " Her top was the shade of her eyes and was made a soft, silky, elfish material. The skirt was made of the same material and was the color old gold (goldenrod more or less). Now the style of the top was what was shocking; it was a peasant shirt! (shocking because she didn't know she owned a peasant shirt... only preps wear peasant shirts... often...) The skirt was pretty short but was nice because it helped her to feel more comfortable on this hot day.", platform sandals, "a tight black tank top with the words "I'm one fucked up elf." on the front and continued onto the back saying ".if you have a problem with that, I'll normal you a knife in the head!"", "three big ball chain necklaces, a necklace with a metal bird skull on it and several other small metal bones, two spiked chocker necklaces, matching spiked bracelets, several rings, chains hanging in various places", "baggy black pants with many varying sized chains hanging off of various places, tight fitting black tees (Sabrina's had a red flame background with a cat's silhouette that said "Mess with me, deal with my neko oni")". Dress robes: "a beautiful shade of emerald green, complete with the shimmer the gem has; it was almost as if she were wearing a robe made of woven emerald. The sleeves and accents were gold and garnet to bring out the highlights in her hair and the garnet of her eyes. The robes were tight and form-fitting, needless to say, she wasn't wearing any clothing underneath (*she was wearing underwear and a bra! HENTAI!*)". A Sue-friend named Victoria le Asria who will be paired with Ron. Draco gives her a kitten, and she named it "Chaos" after the "dark lord" in her head.
ORIGIN: America. She is an elf-princess in her unnamed magical world.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Harry, Ron and Hermione sit in her compartment on the Hogwarts Express. Draco Malfoy barges into the compartment to insult Harry and hit on Sabrina. She is charmed by his smarminess at first, but is then disturbed. Dumbledore and the Sorting Hat have a chat about where to put her. They put her in Gryffindor because she needs to work on her courage. She is scared of Malfoy's lustful glances, and snuggles with Harry for comfort. Then he gets turned on and she doesn't care. Then her betrothed Brett de Alexandros shows up, but he's not really a threat. Then they put on a school production of West Side Story and Draco gets to play Tony. She goes goth when her parents tell her that they can't back out of her arranged marriage. She and Victoria are in a band called "Forsaken Angels" and they perform Evanescence songs. Then she finds out that Brett is cheating on her with a prep, and she tells her dad, and then goes and spends the night with Harry. Her dad refuses to cancel the arranged marriage and she has a "breakdown" and ends up in the Hospital Wing. Then she battles with her multiple personalities, and there is some sort of unclear plan. Then she discovers that she is pregnant, and she tells Harry, who says: "No, no... it was just very... unexpected... I brought that into the world and by God I will take care of it." And she replies, oh so deeply,
"I'm gonna go for a walk now...". Classic. Oh! "Vicci" is knocked up too, someone should have told her about the Weasleys' super-sperm. She lost in it an unfortunate Quidditch accident.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Because she is one quarter elf she tells us that: "I only live the mortal life span, but I have the other abilities of elves". She is beautiful. She is almost un-sortable. She is good at sketching. We learn that she has multiple personalities: "What is going on, you see, is that Sabrina has multiple personalities. When Sabrina went goth, her darker side took dominance over the good. Well, then all those feelings of rage were feeding her and causing the normal her to lose control over her (note the exploding punch glass at the ball). When Sabrina got angry over her father's idiocity (is that a word?), she completely lost it. This has never happened before, so that's why Sabrina had no idea what was going on, and none of them had ever seen this happen to someone before, once again why they had no clue. If you don't understand, just tell me and I shall gladly email you a more detailed explanation. It would over joy me to know someone would like to know what was going on in better detail in my story, it would reassure me that people were reading! ON WITH THE TALE!!!"
NOTES: Not a troll, I repeat, not a troll.
That day, Sabrina didn't go to lunch either. She was way too busy applying makeup and picking suitable outfits that looked good and Gothy. She first got dressed in a tight black tank top with the words "I'm one fucked up elf." on the front and continued onto the back saying ".if you have a problem with that, I'll normal you a knife in the head!" She laughed at the shirt since she herself created it, then put on some baggy black pants and her big, heavy boots. She continued by spending two hours doing her makeup. Victoria always had a saying "If you spend less than two hours doing your makeup, you just aren't trying." Next, she put on her accessories, which included three big ball chain necklaces, a necklace with a metal bird skull on it and several other small metal bones, two spiked chocker necklaces, matching spiked bracelets, several rings, chains hanging in various places, she had Madam Pomfrey pierce her ears as much as physically possible and now had on one ear a chain weaving in and out of the piercings from top to bottom and on the other a bunch of small loop earrings and a large dragon fang on the bottom, and to top the cake, she had Victoria come over and give her a tattoo of a rather fierce looking Hello Kitty (*she looked like she had rabies! AHHH!*).
She looked in the mirror having all this been done and smiled. "Oh, yeah. this is the BEST!!! WOOT! Wait. can't do that, must do that same thing with a tad more angst. and there was much rejoicing. yay." she waved a small black flag in the air and said the line as they did on Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail (*which I do not own!*). She walked around in her room for a bit being followed by the sound of metal hitting metal and chains clinking and swinging about. She sat down feeling quite thoroughly bored and recited verses from various Poe poems. She had her back turned to the door and was standing in the mirror when Harry opened the door.
"Take thy form from my door and thy beak from thy heart!" Sabrina shouted, not realizing Harry was there.
"Err. sorry for intruding." Harry took a step out of the room and was ready to shut the door.
"Oh! I'm sorry, Harry! Please, do come in."
"Okay," Harry walked in and froze at the site of Sabrina's new look. He looked her up and down, and then smiled. "So, what inspired this sudden change?"
"Uh, nothing, well, at least nothing I could talk about right now too openly." her eyes aimed at the floor, suddenly turned glassy and her voice turned to a whisper.
"Sabrina, you can tell me anything, and I promise I won't tell anyone."
"Harry. Draco found out. about my ears."
Harry stood there for a while wondering what had happened, then realized the seriousness of the situation. "What happened then, Sabrina?"
She turned her head to the side and clenched her eyes shut as tightly as possible. "He stared at me for a bit with this look of horror and disgust in his eyes, and then stormed out without telling me why. I figured out why by myself, though, because I've seen that look before." Sabrina began to break down and started to softly sob.
Harry walked up to the shaking girl and tried to make her look at him, but she kept turning away and stormed out of the room. Harry stood there for a moment confused, and then he looked up to the sky and said, "Why is it always me?"
Ron sat in the common room for a while when he saw Victoria coming down the girls' staircase. Wait a sec. I thought she was a Slytherin! Victoria held a letter in her hand. He could see that it said in big words GUEST OF SABRINA te ANDRAOS and he smiled for some odd reason. Then he decided to welcome her and possibly walk her out through the portrait hole. (*now, in a part I was too lazy to write about, Sabrina told Victoria about Ron's love for her, so bear with me here!*) Victoria saw Ron stand up and begin to approach her; she smiled.
"So, you are the Ron Weasley Sabrina told me about," Victoria said. "My name is Victoria le Asria."
Ron nodded in acknowledgement as his face turned really red. "So. uhhh. what were you doing up there with Sabrina?"
"I was giving her a tattoo. It is of one freaky Hello Kitty, heh heh," she responded casually. (*maybe she's been smoking something. sounds like the person I modeled Victoria after!*)
"Ahhh. I see. so, why'd Sabrina want a tattoo?"
"She's all depressed and shit 'bout some guy, I think. He, like, found out about her secret and stormed off."
Sabrina runs down the stairs and out the portrait hole.
"O-there she is."
Sabrina was running as fast as she could with all the chains she was wearing weighing her down. She couldn't help it; the memory of last night made her want to just die. Harry wouldn't be able to understand how she felt since he never had real parents who made all his decisions and could control him like a puppet; he could runaway to the Weasley's if he had to. She, on the other hand, couldn't get out if she wanted to. If she ran away her father would find her and punish her severely. she could feel the sting of his words and the lashes she received. Then she remembered Harry's sympathy. He didn't care that she was an elf. she started to think of the prospects of having The Boy Who Lived as a boyfriend. She smiled and slipped into another fantasy world as her eyes glazed over.