The Potter Sue of the Day

Featuring your Mary-Sues, one fic at a time!


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YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE AUTHOR WAS GOING THROUGH BACK THEN YOU IMMORAL SATANIC SCUMBAGS! sHE SANK HER HEART SOUL AND BODY INTO HER WORKS AND FOREVER WILL DO SO BECAUSE HER FANS WILL REMEMBER HER!!!! wHEN HER BOOKS COME OUT SHELL BE BIGGER THAN HARRY POTTER AND POTTERSUES COMBINED TIMES FOUR HUNDRED THOUSAND!!! nONE OF YOU HAVE THE DEPTH TO APPRECIATE THIS tHIS IS A GREET STORY ABOUT THE TRAGEDY OF AN ELF AND ANY REAL HUMAN BEING WOULD UNDERSTAND THE BEAUTY HERE. ALL OF YOU ARE MORONS, SITTING HERE AND YELLING AT AUTHORS UNTIL THEIR STORIES GO DOWN BECAUSE IT MAKES YOU FEEL BIG TO BE BITCHES!!! wELL YOU ALL FSILED BECAUSE SABRINA ROSE ABOVE THIS TO SOARE LIKE A PHOENIX AND SHE''L BE BACK ONE DAY WITH HER OWN FANS IN ENTOW!!!!! kEEP DOING WHAT YOU LOVE, sABS!!1 bE FREE AND LET LOOTS HELL ON THESE STUPID BITCHES!! hELL AND JUSTICE! JUSTICE! DO YOU ALL HEAR ME?! THE HOUR OF JUSTICE IS COMING FOR ALL BITCHES, THE HOUR OF TRUTH!!! GO SABRINA MY MISTRESS!!! GO!!! YEAH!!!!

sHE'LL BE BRINGING LAWYERS DOWN ON YOU, POTTERSUES. SLANDER IS A CRIME FOR WHICH YOU AND ALL YOUR MINIONS WILL BE TRIED. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW OUTMATCHED YOU ARE. SURRENDER NOW OR FACE OUR WRATH!!!! GO!!!

Normally I don't respond to immature, CAPS LOCK riddled, misspelled, name calling, but you do address some points which I would like to address.

1. "wHEN HER BOOKS COME OUT SHELL BE BIGGER THAN HARRY POTTER AND POTTERSUES COMBINED TIMES FOUR HUNDRED THOUSAND!!!" I'd like to know how she is going to do this, though, if she states herself that "I'm working on an original story right now, but I won't be sharing it, it's more of a "for my own enjoyment" type of project ...".

2. "YELLING AT AUTHORS UNTIL THEIR STORIES GO DOWN BECAUSE IT MAKES YOU FEEL BIG TO BE BITCHES!!!" We don't "yell" at Suethors, we just don't like their Mary-Sues. Plus, I never want stories to be taken down, and I have said that several times. Everyone grows and develops as writers.

3. "wELL YOU ALL FSILED BECAUSE SABRINA ROSE ABOVE THIS TO SOARE LIKE A PHOENIX AND SHE''L BE BACK ONE DAY WITH HER OWN FANS IN ENTOW!!!!!" That's fabulous, it really is.

4. "sHE'LL BE BRINGING LAWYERS DOWN ON YOU, POTTERSUES. SLANDER IS A CRIME FOR WHICH YOU AND ALL YOUR MINIONS WILL BE TRIED."

Ahem. Slander according to the law: defamation by oral utterance rather than by writing, pictures, etc. I'm not slandering anyone because I'm saying that I don't like their character. That's is a review and an opinion and when you publish your work for the public domain you open yourself up to criticism. Not everyone has to like someone's work, and they are allowed their opinion. There is nothing wrong or illegal about it.

OH NOES!!!

You're getting intryweb sued!!!

heh heh SUED.

Accidental double entendre for the WIN!

She sounds like Jerry Falwell. Creepy.

""wELL YOU ALL FSILED"

Dood, I'm dylexic and even I can't figure out what the heck that means.

YOWZA. That one was some kinda special.

CAPSLOCK: Cruise control for cool.

You should tag the ones the authors respond to.

Also, this is epic. I am so fucking jealous of you right now.

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw! D:

Yeah, I'm sure she's terrified of a 12-year-old who writes bad fics.

Pah, I know I am. Intensely fangirl-y 12-year-olds are terrifying. XD

Oh my God, this can't possibly be real. IT's too perfect.

wELL YOU ALL FSILED BECAUSE SABRINA ROSE ABOVE THIS TO SOARE LIKE A PHOENIX

IT'S HER LIFE!!!!!!1

....as she soars through the open window and out over the lake...

GO SABRINA MY MISTRESS!!!

Remember that half-life from Doctor Who who worshiped Cassandra? Yeah, strange likeness.

I bet he types all in caps too. :)

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Oh dear. Sweetie, you need to cut back on the decaf. Little girls aren't suppose to be drinking coffee anyway. Now go back to your little friends and learn how to write and respect canon.

Dear Angry anonymous person,
If someone puts up their writing on the internet, where everyone can see it, and people who see it decide to discuss their opinions about it, that's NOT a crime. It's freedom of speech.
Also, you should probably seek help to deal with your anger issues. I mean it, I think you're seriously a bit off.

All seriousness aside: please don't loots hell on us, it gets rather messy! And I didn't know hell and justice went together! I kinda thought the opposite, actually. I should know, I'm apparently a "Satanic Scumbag" as you so eloquently put it. :)

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wELL YOU ALL FSILED

Is that like "fizzailed"? Is pottersues being trolled by Snoop Dog?

tHIS IS A GREET STORY ABOUT THE TRAGEDY OF AN ELF AND ANY REAL HUMAN BEING WOULD UNDERSTAND THE BEAUTY HERE.

Yes. Any real human being would understand a tragedy about an elf. Look at all the great authors in our literary canon who touch on that daring, cutting edge, and politically relevant subject.

Oh, wait...

GO SABRINA MY MISTRESS!!! GO!!! YEAH!!!!

FISH FROM THE SEA EVERY DAY! WE TAKES IT FOR USSSS!

I totally called troll when I read this line.

sHE'LL BE BRINGING LAWYERS DOWN ON YOU, POTTERSUES. SLANDER IS A CRIME FOR WHICH YOU AND ALL YOUR MINIONS WILL BE TRIED. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW OUTMATCHED YOU ARE. SURRENDER NOW OR FACE OUR WRATH!!!! GO!!!

It always amuses me how these anony-twats don't ever understand what freedom of speech is. There should be some underlying clause saying that if you don't understand it, you don't get to use it. I think it would cut back on a lot of things like this.

Aww, no lesbian references? I feel kind of unloved. :C

How does mocking bad fanfic make one satanic? Are there rituals that I am not getting invited to?

Oh man. I can't stop laughing.

ANY REAL HUMAN BEING WOULD UNDERSTAND THE BEAUTY HERE.

Curses! I thought my disguise was indistinguishable from your species' puny meat bodies, only to be brought low by this damnable Turing test. And I would have got away with it, if not for you damn kids!

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