Potter Sue of the Day (pottersues) wrote,
Amazing, really, how Writer's Block applies only to shit I have a deadline for...

Oh, they may be very pretty
But don't judge by what you see
I'll eat myself if there are
More annoying Sues than these!

You can keep your raven locks
Your bodies sleek and tall
For you girls are the Mary-Sues
The worst OC's of all

There's nothing hidden in your heads
No personality
So don the Suewarts Sorting Hat
To find out where you'll be

You might belong in Sparklypoo
Where dwell the pure at heart
Their perfect looks and perkiness
Set Sparklypoos apart

You might belong in Bitchiwitch
With losers and with freaks
Those poor and angsty little things
Are goths and brains and geeks

Or yet in skanky Tootsitramp
You'll spend your nights and days
If you like to show off cleavage
And are wanton in your ways

Or perhaps in Qanonreip
You'll make your real friends
Those authors will Sue anyone
To make their stories' ends

So cower low and close your eyes
Be very, very scared
It's time to sort the Mary-Sues
So get your sporks prepared!
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