I have updated A Brief History of Not-Bob to include the recent incidents.
Thanks to vampiryyn for today's troll!
TITLE: Gemini Darkfire
PERPETRATOR: Happy Satan Day
FULL NAME: Gemini Angelykah Darkfire
HAIR: "raven black like the sky at night"
EYES: "like fire emeralds burning into the eyes of everyone she looked at."
MARKINGS: "her skin was pale like the moon hovering in the dark skis" and "Her lips were a deep red color like blood and very full (A/N: imagine like angelina jolie’s cuz hers are pretty and I want lips like hers!) but they weren’t too big."
POSSESSIONS: A cloak.
ORIGIN: A New Student at Hogwarts. "She was born in Japan but spent 1/3rds of her life in Japan, French, and America. She went to Bobatons and can speak all 3 languages!"
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Harry finds her familiar, Draco thinks she's sexy. All the boys think she is hot.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Wandless magic. Can bewitch all the boys at Hogwarts.
NOTES: The Suethor even made herself a Mary-Sue! Here is what she wrote at the beginning of her story.
HI PEOPLE! This is my first sotry on here so plz be nice, mmkay? My name is Kira and im seventeen with white-blond hair and crystal blue eyes (think of the ocean in the Carribien!). im really tan from playing lots of volleyball (WOO! GO TEAM! I LUV U ALL! WE ARE GONNA RAWK NEXT WEEK!!! MANDY, UR MY MAIN GURL!!!) and i like to skateboard and rollerblade. im a real tomboy even though i have curves and long legs (and my chest is pretty well-indowed too, LOL!) but i hate wearing dresses cuz they suck!!! ANYWAY her’s my story, plzno flames cuz this is my story and if you don’t like it, scr3w you!
Gemini took off her hood of her cloak and her hair fell to the floor. It was raven black like the sky at night, and her skin was pale like the moon hovering in the dark skis. Her eyes were like fire emeralds burning into the eyes of everyone she looked at. Her lips were a deep red color like blood and very full (A/N: imagine like angelina jolie’s cuz hers are pretty and I want lips like hers!) but they weren’t too big.
All the boys in the great hall’s jaw dropped. And they stared. They all wanted her cause she was so gorges. she smiled a wickedly smile.
“Hello,” she said
“Hello!” screamed Dumbledore
“can I be sorted now?” she asked, and mgonagul’s jaw dropped.
“what?” asked Gemini. “Of course I know about the sorting ceremony!”
“oh, right then,” said mg, and she put the hat on Gemini’s head who was now on the stool.
“SYLTHERIN!!” yelled the hat and draco got horny.
“dammit” said draco cause he didn’t want to be horny. but he was. horny. (A/N: LOLOLOL! OMG, I can’t belive I wrote that! I’m bulshing! Hahaehe!)
PLEEZ PLEEZ PLEEZ REVIEW!!!! AND ILL POST MORE MK? ULL GET TO C WHAT HAPPENS WITH DRACO AND GEMINI (P.S. ITS NOT WHAT U THINK LOLOL)