The Potter Sue of the Day

Featuring your Mary-Sues, one fic at a time!

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Oh god. Not again. After seeing the debate over whether this thing was a troll or not blow over on GAFF, I thought I had seen it all. I remember when it only had 16 reviews....

She actually left a message saying it was all a joke, and I quote:

"Ok... so I guess it's about time I finally set things straight. What a better day to pick then April Fool's, don't you think? I've just managed to pull off the scheme of the year. I tricked most of you (that is to say the idiots) into thinking this story was for REAL! Ha ha, not. I've been dropping ANVIL sized hints throughout the whole story, and to tell you the truth, I thought this fic wouldn't last a week. But you all caught on! Congratulations, you are all officially idiots. But hey, I don't mind, I had a good laugh out of all the reviews, especially the flames, and the ones offering constructive criticism... sorry, but all you people just wasted hours of time, for nothing! Ah, I love being a troll. ...

Sincerely, wishing you a lovely April Fool's Day, Tara"

Le sigh...

Sweet. I wish there were a better way to get in touch with her, because I'd really like to congratulate her. This is one of the funniest parodies I've ever read. Usually all the "omg TROLL!" parody fics merely annoy me (I generally can't stand the "YOU ARE ALL LITTLE ANTS FOLLOWING MY EVIL PLAN AND I LAUGH AT YOU ALL!" internet worldview, but I digress), but somehow this one wormed its goffic way into my cold cold heart. So beautifully bad.

ICON LOVE! Where'd you get that and can I have one?

Heh. That one's chibi_rei anddd.... I believe you can gack it with the appropriate credit, of course.

I agree, this fic is absolutely amazing.

I haven't had such a great laugh in a looong time.

Even if it was submitted anonymously, I don't think she'd give up this far ahead into the game. Whoever Tara is, s/he/it is probably having a tremendous laugh at the reviewers' expense. Considering that somebody placed reviews under Voldemort/Malfoy/Dumbledore/McGonagall/Snape/Dobby/Potter/Weasley/Giant Squid monikers there is a certain level of questionable legitimacy.

AN: plz stup flaming da story if u do ur a foken prep n ur jelous ok!11 frum noq un im gong 2 delt ur men reviowz!111 BTW evonyd a poorblod so der!1 fangz 2 raven 4m da help!11

Those '1's have convinced me it's a joke. So, so good.

I'm dissapointed. From this writer, the note should have been a lot better.

Oh thank god. So she's nt actually a seriously depressed Satanist who's spelling grade goes into the negatives? Because I was actually pretty worried for humankind.

Name: Artemis

If she had really wanted to confess, I think she would have used her account. And it doesn't account for the way she insulted many different people's race and religions. Or her "friend". Or the hacking. Which, I know wasn't done by her.

Although the fact that the spelling gets worse as the fic goes on and the "!!!11!!one!!11" points to a troll, so I'm on the fence on this issue.

The comment was submitted anonymously, I'm guessing that it was just someone having a laugh.

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