Well, we've got ygosues and sailormoonsues, and it seems there's a ffsues in the works. I am tempted to wonder if this isn't getting a wee bit out of hand, but I suppose you can't have too many 'Sue of the Day' journals... not when there are most certainly too many sues!

Only two more days! Get those nominations in!

TITLE: She Snake: Slytherin Returns
PERPETRATOR: SheSnake

SUE-O-METER: (toxic)

FULL NAME: Sandra Slytherin, called She Snake by everybody... professors included.
SPECIES: Human/Witch
HAIR: 'long black and gold braids'
EYES: 'honey colored almond shaped eyes'
MARKINGS: none
POSESSIONS: A pet snake of some description.

ORIGIN: The 'true' heiress of Slytherin. Her father, Sloane Slytherin, moved to America and married a woman named Relohnda Beltane, but now has sent his daughter back to Hogwarts, where 'true Slytherins' belong.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Draco's new best friend and girlfriend. Umbridge adores her... apparently it was Our Sueoine's father who gave Umbridge that quill, which had been passed down from Salazar Slytherin himself. She gave Umbridge the idea to inspect other professors. Pansy Parkinson is jealous of her for dating Draco.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: A parselmouth, naturally. And a metamorphmagus. It's a good thing she's not an animagus, as well, or this would have been the last Potter Sue of the Day... I would have committed honourable hara-kiri with a spork.

NOTES: Ladies and gentlemen, our first metamorphmagus Sue. Half-decent writing notwithstanding, I have no problem rating this one a 'toxic.'

SAMPLE: ( You Will Not Fucking Believe This )