TITLE: goddesses of the moon (harry potter story)
PERPETRATOR: somebodys15angel
SUE-O-METER: (toxic)

FULL NAME: Serena McGonagall.
SPECIES: Goddess/Daughters of the moon.
HAIR: "short la-yered brown hair with blond streaks straight"
EYES: not described
MARKINGS: a scar from where her abusive father hit her on the chin.
POSSESSIONS: "a red halter top and jean shorts". A sue-friend named Jimena a, who has a tattoo below her belly-button. A moon goddess amulet that emits energy whenever a "follower" (bad guy) is near.

ORIGIN: McGonagall's granddaughter. She comes from the States to help find Hermione and Kina the other moon goddesses. They were sent to protect the earth and have some bad guys called "Atrox" chasing after them.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Has some sort of grand mission regarding protecting the earth and fleeing danger. But really she is paired with Oliver Wood mostly. But it turns out that Oliver is actually the bad guy and this Stanton person is not-so-bad?
SPECIAL ABILITIES: She can read minds. Knows kung-fu.

NOTES: Glitter should never be used in this quantity: "She pulls a red satin halter out of her closet and a red skirt with gold pleads in it and she changes. She rubs gold and red glitter all over her arms and legs and chest and she puts some around her hair line and she puts gold eye shadow on and paints flames down her arms and legs and she puts gems a crossed her hair line and one on each corner of her eyes. She turns to see Kina in the doorway in a pink dress that ends just above her knees that has a bunch of layers on the bottom that comes to points in different shades of pink and purple she has pink and purple glitter all over her legs arms neck and a glitter star on her cheek and she painted vines down her arms and legs. They put their shoes on and walk out to see Hermione in a light blue satin tank top and skirt with darker blue on the bottom and a dark blue scarf tied around her neck with blue glitter all over her and some through her hair. She has blue and silver flames up her legs."

( I love how Oliver defines the Sue in his dialogue. )

Crap! I knew this name looked familiar. Oh well, look at it as a bonus!

TITLE: The Dark Princess (A Harry Potter Story)
PERPETRATOR: jigokuryuu
SUE-O-METER: (toxic)

FULL NAME: Sage Riddle
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: blond, in "loose curls"
EYES: emerald green
MARKINGS: pale, the dark mark.
POSSESSIONS: "Clothes: Black, goth-style dress, black high-heeled boots. Wand: Dragon Heart-string. Holly. 13 inches." "an endless void trunk, which can fot as much as she wants without ever changing size", a "black gown that went down to the floor and put on the serpant necklace that her father had a death eater give her for her 16th birthday from him."

ORIGIN: Lord Voldemort and Lily Potter. "Sage was born as Harry Potter's twin, though James Potter is not her father. Nagini, Voldemort's prized snake embeded his DNA into an egg the night Lily got pregnant with Harry by biting her. Lily did not know it was his till the night the twins were born. She looked into her daughter's eyes and saw evil, and Voldemort. She told James about the snake bite and the darkness in the child's eyes and decided that they would raise the child for good, hopeing that her real father would never come searching for her." I wonder if an Angel would come to James in a dream and tell him to stick with Lily and Sage? Because that would be a hard story to believe. She is called the "Dark Princess" by Voldemort and his Death Eaters.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Discovered at Godric's Hallow on Halloween, she is raised by the Malfoys as an "evil" witch. No one knew who she was, and she was not present at her father's resurrection. She wants to help Voldemort's cause, and will get to do so after she turns 17. She is overjoyed to destroy Harry, and has been spying on him to help her father. Draco watches out for her at Hogwarts, and they will be paired together.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: The "darkest" person in the Malfoy house. She dislikes light. The Slytherins bow to her when in her presence.

NOTES: I wonder if she is going to turn "good" when she learns that Harry is her brother? Probably.

( A 'bone-made' throne? Really? )

Let the OOCness continue!

Thanks to blazzano for sending in this Sue!

TITLE: Ginny Weasley: Supervixen
PERPETRATOR: thebartender713
SUE-O-METER: (toxic)

FULL NAME: Ginny Weasley
SPECIES: Supervixen?
HAIR: red
EYES: not described
MARKINGS: none described
POSSESSIONS: a "maple, with Dragon Heartstring as the core","Black knee high combat-like boots, a short black pleated skirt (for extreme freedom of movement), a black tank top and black outer robes", a second wand: "ebony with phoenix feather", and then Harry's wand.

ORIGIN: Harry is killed, Hermione refuses to fight because she'd rather be "a crooked politician", a pregnant Ginny goes in to take on Voldemort. The ceiling crashes in, he dies and she is in a coma for seven months. When she wakes up she takes charge of her care, and denies access to anyone who might be reporting to Hermione.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Hermione was going to use Exavier Potter as a tool to stay in government. So, Ginny had the baby in secret and then sent it away to India to live. Ginny pretended that a transfigured pillow was her stillborn son. Hermione doesn't believe her, of course. After she rehabilitates from her coma and pregnancy, she leaves to go find Voldemort. She wants him to be the "outlet for her rage".
SPECIAL ABILITIES: A "powerful" witch.

NOTES: Annnnddd I stopped reading when it got to the scene with Draco. I was just too squicked. The end.

( The Suethor and pstibbons should have a canon-sue showdown. )

TITLE: The Demon Lord
PERPETRATOR: Dark Dragen
SUE-O-METER: (toxic)

FULL NAME: Harry Potter, the Demon Lord. LMAO! I'm picturing skinny little Harry as a demon!
SPECIES: demon
HAIR: red
EYES: He doesn't need glasses anymore. "his eye although still green, had a hint of red in them"
MARKINGS: black wings, muscles, "his facial features were now more defined and better looking", his scar is gone.
POSSESSIONS: a "Power Ritual book" that he uses to unlock his demon powers.

ORIGIN: Typical "Woe" backstory complete with abusive uncle!
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Hates everyone. The pairing at ff.net says he'll be with Daphene Greengrass.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Super-hot. Can change how he looks and his gender at will.

NOTES: A penis that is "now thicker and about nine inches long". I'm imaging Genoa Salami size. He'll clearly need some sort of supportive device. A male must have written this story, hands and giant penis down.

( Funniest thing I have ever read. EVER. )

TITLE: Descent from the Heavens Here is the Rewrite.
PERPETRATOR: invisible-gurl
SUE-O-METER: (bad)

FULL NAME: Aisha
SPECIES: wind goddess
HAIR: "waist length wavy golden blond hair"
EYES: "clear emerald eyes"
MARKINGS: none described
POSSESSIONS: nothing as of yet.

ORIGIN: Is being exiled from heaven, and wants to help the mortals.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Loves Remus Lupin. Dumbledore gets her to join the Order.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Immortal

NOTES: Sparklypoo! I love you!

( Please don't use emoticons in your prose )

Thanks to Abbydsnail for this Sue!

TITLE: Forced Life
PERPETRATOR: ShiroTears-and-KuroiRoses
SUE-O-METER: (bad)

FULL NAME: Sammy "Shiro"
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: not described
EYES: not described
MARKINGS: none described
POSSESSIONS: a screech owl named "Ash", "a pair of jeans and an oversized black T-shirt".

ORIGIN: Raises her younger brother, is the breadwinner in her family because her father is an alcoholic.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: She tells the Marauders that she can't be in the group anymore, and then is saddened when she doesn't receive letters begging her to stay. But then they all show up at her door. She is going to be paired with Sirius.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: an animagus: "a great white wolf".

NOTES: This is pure wish-fullfilment.

( l. )

Link of the Day: It's time to Rock the Boat! The Dark Mark's NaNoShip challenge has been launched! It's a lot of fun! I challenge any minion to participate. When you do, send me the link and your validated story will be featured as "Link of the Day"!

TITLE: The Other One Who Lived
PERPETRATOR: Neville_Is_My_Hero
SUE-O-METER: (okay)

FULL NAME: Melinda Potter
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: red?
EYES: "my father’s jet blue eye"
MARKINGS: "looks exactly" like Lily.
POSSESSIONS: a "seekoscope"

ORIGIN: She is Harry's younger twin sister. She was raised in Chicago by her "Aunt Rose and Uncle Ratclilff". She learns that Harry exists when she visits Godric's Hallow.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Spies the Weasleys about to enter The Leaky Cauldron. She is going to meet Harry, and she is going to be paired with Ron.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: A rebellious, curious nature.

NOTES: Why is she American? Was was it important to the plot? It's not. In seven books we only see American wizarding folk at the Quidditch World Cup.

( This is going to bode well. )

Thanks to glideiscope for sending in this Sue!

TITLE: Wild Thing
PERPETRATOR: HarryPotterLover101
SUE-O-METER: (toxic)

FULL NAME: Hermione Mia Jane Granger aka "Mia"
SPECIES: Witch/vampire
HAIR: "strait down to my back"
EYES: not described
MARKINGS: a "slimm body", "light and natrual makeup"
POSSESSIONS: a "laytex Jumpsuit", "a sexy short black strappless dress",

ORIGIN: "Loosely based on Jennifer's body". Voldemort tried to sacrifice her, and now she's a vampire.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Draco recognizes her in NYC they hook up because it's true love. Nine months later they have a daughter: Esmee Mia Malfoy.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: kills without remorse or regard.

NOTES: Draco "wore baggy blue jeans and black tight fitted top with a whith a black ed hardy top." So Draco is now Jon Gosselin.

( OH MY DEAR GOD! THIS IS HILARIOUS! )

TITLE: ☻I am a witch......WHAT?! (Love story) Harry potter
PERPETRATOR: amber909
SUE-O-METER: (toxic)

FULL NAME: Aqua-marie & Cherry-blossom Collins. They hate their names, and go as "Aqua and Cherry".
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: Aqua-marie:"strawberry blonde hair (like me)" Cherry-blossom: "cheasnut hair"
EYES: Aqua-marie: blue. Cherry-blossom: "Violet"
MARKINGS: none described
POSSESSIONS: Harry & Ron.

ORIGIN: Voldemort and Bellatrix take Cherry-blossom when she was a baby. Apparently "Bellatrix wanted a daughter. Weird i know.She doesn't know she has a sister." The story starts when Aqua learns that she is a witch and goes to Hogwarts. Her sister hasn't made an appearance yet.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Aqua-Marie is the main character in the story for now. She is sorted into Ravenclaw. She becomes "pretty good friends with Harry and Ron", but she becomes best friends with Luna. Hermione has a name-less apparence where she is described as "somebody who thinks they know everything has". That's all we see of her.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Tries to beat up Malfoy using her fists because she doesn't know magic yet.

NOTES: Despite the Sue names, descriptions, the Sues' back-story, and the disregard for cano. I was impressed with the Suethor's Luna. She actually made me chuckle during chapter 4 I also liked the fact that she doesn't know magic, and instead of performing fancy wandless-magic she just tries to beat up Malfoy for hurting Luna. I see potential!

( I didn't know Malfoy used the 'M-word' until second year. )

TITLE: :::behind these violet eyes:::(draco malfoy love story)
PERPETRATOR: Xx..fairytale..xX
SUE-O-METER: (awful)

FULL NAME: violet steven
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: "jet black hair a few inches past her shoulders"
EYES: "beautiful violet eyes like her name"
MARKINGS: "very slim frame and she is quite tall", "she looks a bit like a young amy lee lookalike but if u dont think she is pretty imagine her differently."
POSSESSIONS: Friends named Grace and Daniel.

ORIGIN: Her mother is a witch, her father is a muggle. She is new at Hogwarts. She is in "griffindor" for family reasons: "im autimatically in griffindor as my mother was and the rest of her family so i didnt need to be sorted". Nice. So what was Sirius' excuse?
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Draco knocks her over and is rude to her when he first meets her. Harry is kind and helpful. Clearly there is going to be a love triangle, where Draco, King of the Assholes, is going to win because he's "hawt".
SPECIAL ABILITIES: "she is loyal,kind,brave and she is quite shy but she can have a temper sometimes [...] she is not a goth since her hair is natural infact she is anything but goth."

NOTES: Why would you pick Draco? This should be a Harry Potter love story!

( Pick Harry! He's nice! He's not a prat! )

TITLE: Princess of..What?
PERPETRATOR: DragonTears
SUE-O-METER: (toxic)

FULL NAME: Hermione Granger aka Princess Gabriella Hermione Jacinda DeMaier aka "Mia"
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: "vivid violet" with "bigger curls cascading down her back".
EYES: "multi-colored, one a bright silvery blue, and the other an electrifying emerald green"
MARKINGS: fuller lips, perfect teeth, smaller nose and an oval face, six inches taller and a "a much curvier" body. "a pierced bellybutton with an enchanted charm on it in the midst of a well defined stomach. The woman noticed this, and was about to comment, but only smiled as she noticed the charm read “Daddy’s Princess”." IMO that's trashy.
POSSESSIONS:

ORIGIN: Hermione learns on her birthday she is the heir to the wizarding throne, and her parents are not
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Her grandmother tells her of the truth, and then tries to teach her how to become a Princess. Hmmm, that sounds familiar.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: "she and her parents had the purest blood in the entire wizarding community, to be surpassed by none."

NOTES: When I saw the "vivid violet" I was expecting it to be her eyes, not her hair! That made me so giddy!

( Why does she have purple hair? )

I think that if Sparklypoo had a theme song it would be "Fireflies" by Owl City. That song, while I hate it, makes me think of unicorns and rainbows and cuddling with fluffy animals.

TITLE: Elven Tears
PERPETRATOR: Tomfletonhater Well, that's new.
SUE-O-METER: (toxic)

FULL NAME: Tear Hogwarts
SPECIES: Elf
HAIR: red
EYES: not described, always full of tears
MARKINGS: none described
POSSESSIONS: the blood ruby: "It was made of hardened blood that had been shaped to look like a ruby and it's powers were immense. It could increase the beholder's magical abilities ten fold enough to be unstoppable." It is connected to her, and if she dies it dies as well. She has a communication mirror and a wand.

ORIGIN: She is "the protector of the blood ruby and also the elven princess." She is staying at Hogwarts for her protection from Lord Voldemort.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: She used to go to Voldemort, but left when she got into a poorly explained fight with her fiance, Godric, which resulted in violence. She is sent back when her father learns that Voldemort is after her and her ruby. We learn that Godric named Hogwarts after her middle name, but we never learn her first name.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: She cries "silver tears". Instead of assuming it's just purple prose, I'm going to assume she cries real silver. She is immortal.

NOTES: I don't understand why she thinks she is allowed to act like this. Godric's vague "betrayal" happened over a thousand years ago. There is no reason to be rude to the people who are at Hogwarts now. They have nothing to do with whatever marital issues she had with Godric, and they deserve her respect, not her bratty attitude.

( I honestly though hpff.com had to validate stories before posting. Clearly not. )

Thanks to the anonymous minion who sent in this Sue!

TITLE: Nora Ami Zabini: Am I Or Am I Not?
PERPETRATOR: Lizia Karndellia
SUE-O-METER: (awful)

FULL NAME: Hermione Jane Granger aka Nora Ami Zabini
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: not described
EYES: not described
MARKINGS: none described
POSSESSIONS: a random abusive aunt, a letter from "Marija and Alec Zabini".

ORIGIN: On her sixteenth birthday she learns that she is really Blaise's sister, and has been under a glamour spell this whole time.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Draco is mentioned right away, of course. This time even in the "Grand Reveal" letter! Within about a millisecond she wonders if Blaise can set her up with Draco, and if she can set Ginny up with Blaise.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Undergoes a complete personality transformation. This bares no resemblance to Hermione Granger. It must have been the glamour spell.

NOTES: Why would Hermione believe this letter? Why would she think it's real? It might be a trap!

( They are not your 'real' family! Argh! )

TITLE: The Story of Taylor Snape
PERPETRATOR: issyrocks1383
SUE-O-METER: (bad)

FULL NAME: Taylor Snape
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: light brown hair
EYES: not described
MARKINGS: none described
POSSESSIONS: a wand that Snape's wife wants to replace

ORIGIN: Her family died, so Snape and his wife, Charlotte, adopted her.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Adopted daughter of OOC Snape.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Mature attitude for her age

NOTES: Blah as of yet, but could be something special. I don't understand why they changed her name when she is 12-years-old.

( You don't really read like a 12-year-old. )

TITLE: Who, am I?
PERPETRATOR: icecrystal
SUE-O-METER: (bad)

FULL NAME: Giselle Alexandra Coates
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: red
EYES: not described
MARKINGS: "pale skin".
POSSESSIONS: a journal, letters from Snape, a wand: "the wood for the wand was that from a Japanese cherry when the tree was just in mid-blossom and the heart of the wand a hair from a chimera", "scarlet matching underwear which had a cream lace trim".

ORIGIN: Snape's fiancee. He sent her away after James and Lily were killed "to be safe". He sends her vague letters while they are separated. She returns to England because she is tired of being separated from him. She arrives ten years after being sent away, during what should be Harry's first year. But it's actually set after fifth year.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: She used to be friends with the Marauders and Lily. She was in Gryffindor. She is Snape's fiancee. Makes a grand entrance during the Halloween feast. She and Snape make-out in front of the staff table. She is re-introduced to various staff members including Slughorn. Then she and Snape leave to go have sex. There is no discussion about why he hasn't visited her or brought her back if Voldemort has been "dead" for ten years. I think Snape was just trying to get out of marrying this Mary-Sue. Or maybe the Suethor just wanted to write a big reunion scene.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: She knew that Peter was the Secret Keeper and traitor.

NOTES: The time line for this story makes no sense. If it is only 10 years since James and Lily's death, why is Slughorn at Hogwarts?

( You are not sorry for that entrance! You planned it that way! )

TITLE: The Story Of Riley McClain
PERPETRATOR: YamiTwilight
SUE-O-METER: (bad)

FULL NAME: Riley McClain
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: "some called it hair; I called it a mess, so I got to work combing and straightening out my long, light brown hair. Parting it so that my bang hung in front of my left eye, ending at about level with the bottom of my nose."
EYES: dark brown
MARKINGS:
POSSESSIONS: Clothes: "blue fitting t-shirt, black and red plaid jacket, new pair of black skinny jeans, and red converse high tops". Books: "Confronting the Faceless, Advanced Potion-Making, Flesh-Eating Trees of the World, One Thousand Magical Herbs and Fungi, The Standard Book of Spells: Grade 6, Magical Drafts and Potions, Quidditch Through the Ages". A "black Maine Coon cat" named Lucinda.

ORIGIN: After attending Durmstrang and Beauxbatons she finally goes to Hogwarts for sixth year. This allows her to be old enough to start dating the main characters. Takes place during the Goblet of Fire.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Meets the Weasleys, Harry and Hermione at Platform 9 3/4. She fancies George. They will be paired together after falling in love over various "exciting", "clever" and "amusing" pranks.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Causing mischief, speaking English, French and Bulgarian.

NOTES: I love that she is the "weird chick" who is "different" from "everyone else". All she is doing is rejecting one stereotype and joining another.

( No one else would be wearing those clothes because they would be wearing the school uniform. )

TITLE: Meet the family
PERPETRATOR: HermioneSnapeloverduck99
SUE-O-METER: (bad)

FULL NAME: Hermione Jane Granger aka Hermione Narcissa Malfoy
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: "long sleek blond hair that almost hits her waist line"
EYES: "somewhat smaller gray eyes with long blond eye lashes"
MARKINGS: "perfectly even teeth and a tiny waste and instead of being five foot two inches tall she is five foot nine inches tall over all the word beautiful is an understatement of what Hermione is."
POSSESSIONS: An "amazing" bedroom: "circular in shape and has a king size four poster bed in dark wood and a cream colored silk bedspread on a raised platform a huge dresser across from the bed in the some dark wood as the bed, a sitting area with one wall covered with books cream colored leather couch and chair in front of a large marble fireplace with a picture of bright flowers above the mantle. On the other side of the room there were two large doors that led out to a balcony with a view of the gardens and on either sides the balcony doors are simpler wooden doors one leads into a gigantic closet filled with all types of clothes from muggle to dress robes. The other door leads into a bathroom with a marble counter tops a tub that could hold at least twenty people and a shower covered in slate and also has a built in bench and stereo. There was also a toilet." I'm so glad I know it has a toilet. Here I thought the Malfoys relieved themselves in a straw-covered corner of their exquisite bathroom.

ORIGIN: When Narcissa was pregnant Voldemort told her that if she had a daughter he would kill girl. She bore twins, Draco and Hermione, and they put a concealment spell on Hermione and had the Grangers adopt her. On her sixteenth birthday Hermione learns the truth, and accepts it because she is much prettier as a Malfoy and has a nicer place to live.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Reconciles with Draco, is re-sorted into Slytherin after the "Griffindors" reject her. Hermione writes a note to Harry and Ron to explain that even she didn't know. Harry sends back a believable letter in response. The next day Narcissa yells at her and Draco lets Hermione know that Lucius is faking at being nice, and then gives her advice about how to handle his parents.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Forgets her parental bond immediately.

NOTES: Chapter three is an Authors Note stating that chapter two was actually posted and adjusted by a friend who was jealous of the Suethor. She states "I have been out of the country for a while and as I was on my trip I did the stupid thing of letting one of my best friends posting chapter 2 for me. Not a good idea, never let a “friend” that is jealous of your trip to Europe update your story. To make a long story short, she sabotaged me. What was posted as chapter 2 was nothing like my original chapter. I am currently rewriting the chapter and will hopefully post it soon. If any of you liked any elements of the fake chapter please let me know."

Please tell her that the Malfoys being less-than pleasant behind closed doors, Harry being understanding, and Hermione sticking with her beliefs about House Elves is heaps better than the usual "real identity" stories we see. This friend should be her beta reader; she saved the story.

( This is from Chapter 1, which the Suethor wrote. )

TITLE: KeelyShay LupinBlack
PERPETRATOR: Gandalf the Grey-Edelwiess
SUE-O-METER: (toxic)

FULL NAME: Keely-Shay Lupin-Black
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: not described
EYES: not described
MARKINGS: none described
POSSESSIONS: a book: "Wizarding World: Our Magical History and Happenings".

ORIGIN: I can't explain, but the Suethor can: "Keely was an orphan of the first war and Sirius wanted to adopt her. Everyone who knew Sirius thought that he wasn't up for it alone, so seeing as how much Sirius wanted the child, Remus agreed to help raise the baby girl. {...} I got an idea from an author on a fanfiction site, and edited it to where this happened- Remus and Sirius went to Gringots to turn the adoption into the one of which that concerned passing blood. What would happen was Sirius and Remus would each give a certain amount of blood to the goblins, who would put the blood into seperate basins. The basins would have a single needle that would prick the finger of the person that was going to be adopted, and their magic would suck up the blood from the basin, making the person officaly blood related to who-ever's blood was in the basin. So they would have as much rights to family fortunes as would people born into that family. Also, if you were wondering, the blood wouldn't replace the reciever's original blood, but it would add hereditary traits and what-not to their gene pool. Starts Hogwarts with Hermione, Harry, Ron, Neville, etc.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Remus and Sirius' daughter. Remus calls her "cub". She meets Hermione on the Hogwarts Express and tells her right away that her parents are one of three sets of god parents that she has. Then she explains to Hermione how wizarding godparents work (2 wizarding sets, one non-magical), which doesn't make sense when you think about the pureblood population. Snape and McGonagall are one set, and James and Lily were the other. I laugh at the thought of Sirius agreeing to have Snape be a godparent. After about five seconds we see that Hermione is in awe of her knowledge, and they strike up a friendship. Then she goes to look for Neville's toad all alone, where she replaces Hermione in the first-meeting-on-the-Hogwarts-express-scene. She tells Harry "long time no see", since their parents are mutual godparents. This is extremely creepy. Harry and Ron befriend her, and then Hermione comes in at the last second to tell everyone that they've arrived at Hogwarts.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Is generally amazing and better than everyone. She is a book-worm. Comes across as extremely arrogant.

NOTES: The Suethor claims to be 12. I don't know if I believe this. This has to be one of the most annoying OCs we've seen in a little while.

( Fist, meet computer screen. )

TITLE: Lost In You
PERPETRATOR: Namacub95
SUE-O-METER: (bad)

FULL NAME: Katrina Elddir (Pssst. It's Riddle backwards. *giant wink*)
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: not described
EYES: green
MARKINGS: scars from beatings her father gave her.
POSSESSIONS: a green and black bedroom. A nurse named Nora, and a best friend named Serenity.

ORIGIN: She is the product of Lord Voldemort and Bellatrix Lestrange. The story opens with Katrina learning that she is betrothed at the age of sixteen to Draco, her cousin. She is repulsed by this notion, but will obviously fall in love with him, incest aside.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Bellatrix and Voldie's daughter. Is engaged to Draco. Is going to be in a love triangle between Draco and a random OC.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Wants to please her father.

NOTES: I think the Suethor has potential as a writer, just not of Voldemort daughter, Draco loving Mary-Sues.

( This is the sort of reaction if your parents don't let you see your friends. Not if they created an arranged marriage for you behind your back! )

Did you know that Quizilla has Criminal Minds fan fiction? I am not surprised, yet amazed at the same time.


TITLE: .:♥MY PRINCE & ME♥:.(a DRACO MALFOY ♥ STORY)
PERPETRATOR: mEzMeRiZeDrEaMeR
SUE-O-METER: (awful)

FULL NAME: Rylie Callaway aka you
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: "long curly brown (sun streaked blonde here and there.)"
EYES: "big brown eyes"
MARKINGS: "Youre the perfect height and you are very pretty."
POSSESSIONS: Lip gloss from Hermione: "i put a bit of a potion that makes your lips real soft into that tube just incase if he kisses you".

ORIGIN: An orphanage, other than that only God knows.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Is a seventh-year Gryffindor. Hermione calls you "Rye-Bread" or "bum bum head" and you get to call her "Herms". You like to "prank" with the Weasley twins. You have a predictable relationship with Draco Malfoy involving lots of ups and downs.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Turning Draco into some softie.

NOTES: I think someone should take the classics and rewrite them with emoticons. It would make most weep, and would enable writers like this to understand. what they were reading.

( Prose that was written by the angels. )