TITLE: The Sly Slytherin, Who Fell In Love With A Bird
PERPETRATOR: Fantasy Fire
SUE-O-METER:
(toxic) It should be rated OMGWTFBBQ!
FULL NAME: Amortentia Snape
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: "long, black"
EYES: "violet. A ddep and royal purple".
MARKINGS: "Porcealin skin, almost marble lookinf. As if she were simply a living statue." She has a "tired look".
POSSESSIONS: A television and a nightgown.
ORIGIN: Voldemort almost catches Harry in Diagon Alley when he is distracted by Snape's beautiful teenage daughter.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: She falls in love with Voldemort, "but will it last"? Snape isn't too pleased.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: She can see through Disillusionment Charms. She was tortured, but mysteriously killed the boy who did it. She doesn't remember doing so.
NOTES: This is amazingly creepy, and strange. Here is Voldemort's train of thought when he first sees her: "I'm standing here in Diagon Alley, invisible with a Disillusioment Charm. No one knows I'm here except Bellatrix and Lucius who are on either side of me. I see Potter and the blood under my skin boils. How I wish to get rid of him here right now. If only life were that easy. Potters out of sight now, but I do see Snape, coming out of the Apoctheary. He is unaware of my presence. Normally I let him know if I'm taking an excrusion into Diagon Alley, but this time I did not. I do so, simply to see if he acts diffrently when he thinks my eyes are not on him. So far he's doing the same but who is that with him? A young girl? Who is that? She has long, black hair, an a tired look about her, possibly fifteen or fourteen years old, Porcealin skin, almost marble lookinf. As if she were simply a living statue. What catches my attention is her eyes. There violet. A ddep and royal purple. They are... Captivating, for lack of a better word. Lucius and Bellatrix seem to notice Snape and the girl as well." How is this normal and not creepy?
Also, it is not a troll, that's why I didn't rate it "troll". Just felt like saying that now, before all of the "troll" comments start coming in. Yes, something can be complete crap without being a troll.
( Quick! Someone call Dateline! )
PERPETRATOR: Fantasy Fire
SUE-O-METER:
(toxic) It should be rated OMGWTFBBQ!FULL NAME: Amortentia Snape
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: "long, black"
EYES: "violet. A ddep and royal purple".
MARKINGS: "Porcealin skin, almost marble lookinf. As if she were simply a living statue." She has a "tired look".
POSSESSIONS: A television and a nightgown.
ORIGIN: Voldemort almost catches Harry in Diagon Alley when he is distracted by Snape's beautiful teenage daughter.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: She falls in love with Voldemort, "but will it last"? Snape isn't too pleased.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: She can see through Disillusionment Charms. She was tortured, but mysteriously killed the boy who did it. She doesn't remember doing so.
NOTES: This is amazingly creepy, and strange. Here is Voldemort's train of thought when he first sees her: "I'm standing here in Diagon Alley, invisible with a Disillusioment Charm. No one knows I'm here except Bellatrix and Lucius who are on either side of me. I see Potter and the blood under my skin boils. How I wish to get rid of him here right now. If only life were that easy. Potters out of sight now, but I do see Snape, coming out of the Apoctheary. He is unaware of my presence. Normally I let him know if I'm taking an excrusion into Diagon Alley, but this time I did not. I do so, simply to see if he acts diffrently when he thinks my eyes are not on him. So far he's doing the same but who is that with him? A young girl? Who is that? She has long, black hair, an a tired look about her, possibly fifteen or fourteen years old, Porcealin skin, almost marble lookinf. As if she were simply a living statue. What catches my attention is her eyes. There violet. A ddep and royal purple. They are... Captivating, for lack of a better word. Lucius and Bellatrix seem to notice Snape and the girl as well." How is this normal and not creepy?
Also, it is not a troll, that's why I didn't rate it "troll". Just felt like saying that now, before all of the "troll" comments start coming in. Yes, something can be complete crap without being a troll.
( Quick! Someone call Dateline! )
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